Human Brain Analysis...

[james fernandez]

 

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           Women - Multiple process
           Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
           Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.
 
 
           Men - Single Process
           Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone
           same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.
 
 
 
 
           LANGUAGE.
 
           Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems
           Men can not easily  learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
 
 
           3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.
 
 
           ANALYTICAL SKILL
 
           Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the
           solution for a process.
          He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
 
           If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the
           map easily.
           For her it is dump of lines in a paper.
 
 
           CAR DRIVING.
 
           While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he see
           an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and
           speed of the object and driving accordingly.
 
           Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed.
 
          His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
 
 
           You can often watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" ,
           "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.."
 
 
           ..etc..
 
 
           LIE
 
           Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily.
           Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes
           from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.
 
 
           Men's brain does not have this.
           Women easily lie to men face to face.
           So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face
           with blanket.
           Don't lie face to face.
 
 
           PROBLEM.
 
           End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual
           rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see
           many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
 
 
           End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to
           hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the
           problem solved or not.
 
 
           WANTS
           Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc
 
           Women want relationship, friends, family...etc...
 
 
 
           UNHAPPY
 
           If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
 
           If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.
 
 
 
           MAP
 
           Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket
           match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind
           and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.
 
 
           Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.
 
 
 
           LIFE
 
           Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him.
 
           Women want everything in life.
 
 
 
           SPEECH
 
           Women use indirect languages in speech.
           Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
           This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.
           In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
           Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee
           shop".
           In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast".
 
 
 
           HANDLING EMOTION
 
           Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
 
           Men act a lot with out thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.