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Pragadheeshwaran Thirumurthi

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From: pragadheesh thirumurthi <pragad...@yahoo.co.in>
Date: Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 11:09 AM
Subject: Fw: How is it??
To: Pragadheesh pikki <talk2pra...@gmail.com>





Beating the employment 'trap; enjoy it…

 

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.  5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate is our ramasamy.

 

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.

               Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

 

2000 people leave the room.

 

ramasamy says to himself,  

                  'I do not know JAVA, but I have

                   nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

 

Bill Gates:  Candidates who never had experience of managing more

                 than 100 people may leave.

 

2000 people leave the room.  

 

ramasamy says to himself

                   'I never managed anybody by

                    myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can

                    happen to me ?' So he stays.

 

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may

                 leave.

 

500 people leave the room.

 

ramasamy says to himself,

'I left school at 15, but what

           have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

 

Lastly,

        Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat

        to leave.

 

498 people leave the room.

 

Ramasamy says to himself,

'I do not speak one word of

           Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays

           and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else

           has gone.

 

Bill  Gates joined them and said

'Apparently you are the only

two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to

hear you have a conversation together in that

language.'

Calmly, ramasamy  turns to the other candidate and says ' endha ooru ? '                                                                                         

 

The other candidate answers…             ' Thoothukudi pakkam '

 

 

 

"vazhga tamil" 

 

 

 

 

 

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