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Pragadheeshwaran Thirumurthi

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May 27, 2009, 1:28:00 AM5/27/09
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Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle

 

Cloud Callout: No One Can Beat Me..Ha ha haCollege Life:
College Life..Bindas.....!!!!!!!  ......
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Cloud Callout: Welcome ..Grrr.. Come and Join Once..My Guys will TakeCare of YouCampus Selection:
 

Our  Interviewer... Seems to be  Dedicated...and Serious ..
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Joining Date:

Cloud Callout: Can you Please Join after the Next day of ur Final Exam..Our Company need your valuable services at the earliest..Pls...Call from Company HR to Join...... cid:image007.jpg@01C8C028.02DF42B0
 
 
 

Dilemma:

 

Cloud Callout: Hmm..Two Offers..but this HR Cares a lot for Me..Less pay , No Holidays..it's Ok..She is Gorgeous...!!!Two Offers in Hand what to do...???? ........       cid:image009.jpg@01C8C028.02DF42B0
 
 

Induction:

 

Cloud Callout: Ha ..finally I got the Bakra...!Same Guy Interviewer  Ha ha feels lot relaxed... . cid:image011.jpg@01C8C028.02DF42B0
 
 

Project Allocation :

Rectangular Callout: PM: Haaaa..New Guy..!!!!!!!!.............Send him here.........What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong             cid:image013.jpg@01C8C028.02DF42B0                                                                                                                                                     
 

Team Introduction:

Rectangular Callout: TL : Start the work Idiot..Things going bitter.................. cid:image015.jpg@01C8C028.02DF42B0
 
 
 

Rectangular Callout: Mentor: Screwed..!!.. You have to perform..You have imporve a lot..you are not efficient your wasting..         6 hours a day..!!!Mentor :
 
Mentor  Please help me...Night out's I am working 18 hrs  a day.. ...I got Screwed...
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Coding :

 
 
 

It Confirm ...and Official ...I am in a fix...Some One Please Help me out..Please... I am dying out of frustration and depression...

 
 

Cloud Callout: Arey Yaar what is this..yaar ...Come on..no ..i am a Man..Ok...atleast I am not a Dog..ohh..Dog is better I suppose..                                                                                               New Picture
 
 

Testing:

 
Tester : Don't....Worry Brother ..I am there to hear you...But One thing....
             What is this Code.....You Idiot...it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid...You illiterate Coder....illogical thinker..!^@#^!#&*(&

 

 

 

Oval Callout: On Call to PM:
Boss Don't worry I will see that this guy Is done by EOD




 

                                                                     
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                                Finally One Day  Adieu Mail to ALL

 
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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..

 
 
Subject: Adieu
Importance : High

 
HI ALL,

 
          I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to ..Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincerely request every one..not try to contact me again in my life...

 
 
I am Going to Himalayas in Search of  MY MANAGERS BRAIN.............

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No Thanks and No Regards,
 
Bye...                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
 

 

Regards,
Pragadheeshwaran.T

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