Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle
College Life:
College Life..Bindas.....!!!!!!! ...... 
Campus Selection:
Our Interviewer... Seems to be Dedicated...and Serious .. 
Joining Date:
Call from
Company HR to Join...... 
Dilemma:
Two Offers
in Hand what to do...???? ........ 
Induction:
Same Guy
Interviewer Ha ha feels lot relaxed... . 
Project Allocation :
What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong
Team Introduction:
Things going
bitter.................. 
Mentor :
Mentor Please help me...Night out's I am working 18 hrs a day..
...I got Screwed...

Coding :
It Confirm ...and Official ...I am in a fix...Some One Please Help me
out..Please... I am dying out of frustration and depression...

Testing:
Tester : Don't....Worry Brother ..I am there to hear you...But One thing....
What is this Code.....You
Idiot...it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid...You
illiterate Coder....illogical thinker..!^@#^!#&*(&
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Finally One Day Adieu Mail to ALL
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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..
Subject: Adieu
Importance : High
HI ALL,
I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to ..Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincerely request every one..not try to contact me again in my life...
I am Going to Himalayas in Search of MY MANAGERS BRAIN.............
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No Thanks and No Regards,
Bye...