Yenna Rascala....Mind It
MAHESH T
From: Pradeep Mahadevaiah <prade...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Subject: Fwd: Yenna Rascala....Mind It
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No one can get over this jokes…
Read it anytime it always sounds funny.
Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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.
.
.
.
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!
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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
.
.
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.
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rajnikanth''s signature.
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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
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.
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
den
1/0=?
dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"
Thats why it's declared as
"Not Defined"..!
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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...
he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!
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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...
=============================================
Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY "....
=============================================
** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday . .
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!
=================================
Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque
&
;-) The Bank Bounced:-D
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Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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.
.
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.
.
.
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'
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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India ...........
=====================================
Awesum fact..,
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!
================================
Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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.
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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*
============================
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...
====================================
A child went2 Kashmir & startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
&
That child name is
RAJNIKANTH
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
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.
.
.
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To protect the sun from his eyes!
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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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.
.
Since then,
it is called TATA NANO.
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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,
and got it.
==============================
Rajinikanth does push-ups,
he isn’t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond , ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
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GURU POURNIMA!
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BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
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.
....
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
And now that ball is called...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
" PLUTO "
Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!
===========================================
RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
=================================
Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal...
The gas today is known as ozone layer
=================================
Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..
=============================
Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!
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"Life can giv u 100's of reason 2cry,but u can giv life 1000's of reasons 2 Smile"
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With Regards
Pradeep M
Junior Telecom Officer(JTO),
Bharat Sanchar Nigam Ltd
Karnataka Circle,
9449855562
prade...@gmail.com
--
Mahesh T.
JTO MSD
Hassan
Cel : 09448059448
Tel : 08172259889
navaneeth
On Dec 3, 10:57 am, MAHESH T <mahesht....@gmail.com> wrote:
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Pradeep Mahadevaiah <pradeep...@gmail.com>
> Date: Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 1:41 PM
> Subject: Fwd: Yenna Rascala....Mind It
> alam <sarpara...@gmail.com>, Jayant Babu <jayantb...@gmail.com>, deepthi <
> chinnideep...@gmail.com>, Rajendra CG <smsraj050...@gmail.com>, shivaprasad
> c <shivaprasad.channabasa...@gmail.com>, drjayaprakas...@gmail.com, dimple
> lobo <dimplel...@yahoo.co.in>, deepak rao <deepakra...@gmail.com>, manjunath
> sm <drsmna...@gmail.com>, "Dr.Dore hanasoge" <dorego...@gmail.com>,
> krishnadas K R <das.4...@gmail.com>, er.udaishan...@gmail.com, purshothama
> Gowda <pursh...@gmail.com>, Ganesh Raj <ganeshra...@gmail.com>, Lingaraju G
> <glingar...@gmail.com>, hanumparva...@gmail.com, hsnandaku...@gmail.com,
> balaji kc <balajik...@gmail.com>, Srinivas M <srinivasadit...@gmail.com>,
> MARUTI RATHOD <marutirat...@gmail.com>, srikanth nagaraju <
> srikanth.nagar...@gmail.com>, pursh...@yahoo.com, RAMESH VARMA <
> rameshmod...@gmail.com>, mahesht....@gmail.com
>
> *No one can get over this jokes… *
>
> *Read it anytime it always sounds funny. *
>
> * *
>
> * *
>
> * *
>
> *Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ? *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!! *
>
> *============================================= *
>
> *The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *rajnikanth''s signature. *
>
> *================================= *
>
> *Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography... *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. *
>
> *======================================== *
>
> *1+0=1 *
>
> *1*0=0 *
>
> *1-0=1 *
>
> *den *
>
> *1/0=? *
>
> *dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said, *
>
> *"I dnt kno!" *
>
> *Thats why it's declared as *
>
> *"Not Defined"..! *
>
> *===================================== *
>
> *Rajnikanth doesn't shave... *
>
> *he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!! *
>
> *========================================== *
>
> *Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth... *
>
> *============================================= *
>
> *Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person......... *
>
> *Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY ".... *
>
> *============================================= *
>
> *** Breaking news ** *
>
> *Rajnikanth...... *
>
> *got shot yesterday . . *
>
> *today is the bullet''s funeral...!! *
>
> *================================ *
>
> *What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?! *
>
> *He can answer a missed call.! *
>
> *================================= *
>
> *Breaking News: *
>
> *Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque *
>
> *& *
>
> *;-) The Bank Bounced:-D *
>
> *========================= *
>
> *Did U ever wonder...?? *
>
> *Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!' *
>
> *===================================== *
>
> *Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India ........... *
>
> *===================================== *
>
> *Awesum fact.., *
>
> *Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.! *
>
> *================================ *
>
> *Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *Gm...@rajnikant.com *
>
> *================================ *
>
> *USA POWER *
>
> *vs *
>
> *INDIAN POWER *
>
> *USA- *
>
> *10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, *
>
> *12000 air force, 3000 ships *
>
> *INDIA- *
>
> **RAJNIKANTH* *
>
> *============================ *
>
> *Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him
> back... *
>
> *That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs... *
>
> *==================================== *
>
> *A child went2 Kashmir & startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
> *
>
> *Today those mountains are called "Himalyas" *
>
> *& *
>
> *That child name is *
>
> *RAJNIKANTH *
>
> *=================== *
>
> *FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. *
>
> *=================== *
>
> *Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses? *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *To protect the sun from his eyes! *
>
> *=============================== *
>
> *a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *Since then, *
>
> *it is called TATA NANO. *
>
> *======================== *
>
> *Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, *
>
> *and got it. *
>
> *============================== *
>
> *Rajinikanth does push-ups, *
>
> *he isn’t lifting himself up. *
>
> *He is pushing the earth down. *
>
> *Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: *
>
> *I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ??? *
>
> *rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it... *
>
> *=============================================== *
>
> *Spider man,superman,batman,james bond , ironman, shaktiman, krish all
> visited rajnikanth. *
>
> *Do u know which day it was? *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *GURU POURNIMA! *
>
> *=============================== *
>
> *BREAKING NEWS..... *
>
> *FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH"" *
>
> *==================================== *
>
> *Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot... *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *.... *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *And now that ball is called... *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *. *
>
> *" PLUTO " *
>
> *Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, *
>
> *he is now called 50 cent..!! *
>
> *=========================================== *
>
> *RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4... *
>
> *next day ... *
>
> *RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!! *
>
> *================================= *
>
> *Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal... *
>
> *The gas today is known as ozone layer *
>
> *================================= *
>
> *Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke
> his eyelid. *
>
> *We now know him as Baba Ramdev.. *
>
> *============================= *
>
> *Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his
> Underwear over his pants.. *
>
> *We all know who won..!! *
>
> * *
>
> --
> *********************************************************************************************
> Smile"
> Pradeep M
> Junior Telecom Officer(JTO),
> Bharat Sanchar Nigam Ltd
> Karnataka Circle,
> 9449855562
> --
> Mahesh T.
> JTO MSD
> Hassan
> Cel : 09448059448
>
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