Very interesting...but true.
Once a man went to
a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that
I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think
you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man:
No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a
Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human
beings.
Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come
to you only...
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like
me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an
animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints
first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man: I sleep like a dog thinking about my
workload whole night.
I get up in the morning like a
horse
I go to
work running like a deer
I work all the day like a
donkey
I run
around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my
bosses
I play with my
children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my
wife.
Doctor: are you FROM
Mumbai ?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long
history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM
Mumbai. Come man, no one can treat you better than
me.
(Pass this message to all from Mumbai. Let
them know their real life.)
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