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[Atul Jain]

 

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

 

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything" ;
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!" ----------------------------------------------------------

 

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

 

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!

 

man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

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