George W. (Nice One)

[Marwa Elkhawalka]

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner.

One of the guests walks over to them and asks what they're discussing.

"We are making up the plans for World War III",

 says Bush.

"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"

"We're going to kill 2 million Muslims and one dentist",

 

answers Bush.

The guest looks to be a bit confused. "One...dentist?"

 

 He says. "Why will you kill one dentist?"

Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you?

 

Nobody is going to ask about the Muslims."