Fwd: FW: Never Marry a Software engineer

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srikanth varma

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May 25, 2006, 12:30:18 PM5/25/06

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From: Instrument Technologies <in...@sancharnet.in>
Date: May 25, 2006 8:07 PM
Subject: FW: Never Marry a Software engineer
To: ssva...@gmail.com

Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at
This conversation and then decide Yourself Husband

Hey Dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae God !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you &; your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it
will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another
User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

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