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>
>> Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL
>>welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Deccan.
>>
>>
>>We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad
>>weather and partly due to the search for a missing tyre.
>>
>>
>>This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
>>will End up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may
>>even be landing on your village!
>>
>>
>>Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
>>standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
>>It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of
>>our Passengers have reached their destination.
>>
>>If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
>>arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth
>pleasant and
>>memorable, we serve Complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw. For our
>>not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you
>>find out if there really is a God!
>>
>>We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will
>not be shown
>
>>as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie
>>buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline,
>where their
>>movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
>>
>>
>>
>>There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you
>see in the
>>Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
>>slow down!
>>
>>
>>
>>In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
>>possible. For the best view , if however, we go a little too
>close, do
>>let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through
>>the landmark!
>>
>>
>>Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
>>and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a
>seat-belt,
>
>>kindly Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for
>those of
>>you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
>>stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
>>
>>
>>ENJOY FLYING AIR DECCAN!
>>
>
>
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>
>> Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL
>>welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Deccan.
>>
>>
>>We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad
>>weather and partly due to the search for a missing tyre.
>>
>>
>>This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
>>will End up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may
>>even be landing on your village!
>>
>>
>>Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
>>standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
>>It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of
>>our Passengers have reached their destination.
>>
>>If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
>>arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth
>pleasant and
>>memorable, we serve Complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw. For our
>>not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you
>>find out if there really is a God!
>>
>>We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will
>not be shown
>
>>as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie
>>buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline,
>where their
>>movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
>>
>>
>>
>>There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you
>see in the
>>Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
>>slow down!
>>
>>
>>
>>In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
>>possible. For the best view , if however, we go a little too
>close, do
>>let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through
>>the landmark!
>>
>>
>>Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
>>and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a
>seat-belt,
>
>>kindly Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for
>those of
>>you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
>>stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
>>
>>
>>ENJOY FLYING AIR DECCAN!
>>
>
>
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>contain privileged, proprietary, or otherwise private
>information. If you have received it in error, please notify
>the sender immediately and delete the original. Any other use
>of the email by you is prohibited.
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