Dating website kicks out thousands of 'fatties'
Matthew Kruk
January 4, 2010
Dating website kicks out thousands of 'fatties'
By Hayley Mick
From Tuesday's Globe and Mail
In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500 Canadian
members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide
The dating website BeautifulPeople.com [http://www.beautifulpeople.com]
has kicked off 553 Canadian members following complaints that they had
gained weight over the holidays.
The castoffs - among 5,000 worldwide - sealed their own fate by posting
new pictures that reportedly showed heftier versions of themselves.
Other members voted them out.
"Brutal, isn't it?" said the site's managing director Greg Hodge.
Mr. Hodge said the company began noticing the trend around U.S.
Thanksgiving. Christmas and New Year's made the problem get worse.
Most of those expelled came from Canada and the United States, but more
than 800 were British. Canadians make up 19,000 of the website's 550,000
members, the company said.
Entry to the site happens after applicants pass a rating process, where
members of the opposite sex vote on an applicant's worthiness based on
photographs and a brief profile. Members whose conduct - or appearance -
is later thrown into question can also be expelled by voting.
Expelled members received an e-mail encouraging them to re-apply when
they are back looking their best.
"As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains
that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld," site
founder Robert Hintze said in a release.
"Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model
and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded."
Mr. Hodge, in Toronto this week on a promotional tour of North America,
was more diplomatic.
"Certainly big can be beautiful. I guess it's just the way we carry it."
Asked if the company was exaggerating the case to generate publicity,
Mr. Hodge said no. "I wish that it was just a publicity grab. For us to
lose 5,000 members is tough from a business perspective."
CTVglobemedia Publishing, Inc
Loaf of Bread
> http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-thousand...
>
> January 4, 2010
> Dating website kicks out thousands of 'fatties'
> By Hayley Mick
> From Tuesday's Globe and Mail
>
> In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500 Canadian
> members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide
Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the first
place.
Mr.Smartypants
Of course.
John Fleming
desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants" <bc...@canada.com>
wrote:
> $On Jan 5, 12:03�pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $> On Jan 4, 10:02�pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
> $>
> $> >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-thousand...
> $>
> $> > January 4, 2010
> $> > Dating website kicks out thousands of 'fatties'
> $> > By Hayley Mick
> $> > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail
> $>
> $> > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500 Canadian
> $> > members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide
> $>
> $> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the first
> $> place.
> $
> $Of course.
He needs to come back down to the "optimum level of
tubbiness".
--
John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
pandora
> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 11:22:21 -0800 (PST), while chained to a desk in the
> scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants" <bc...@canada.com> wrote:
>> $On Jan 5, 12:03 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote: $> On
>> Jan 4, 10:02 pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote: $>
>> $>
>> >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-
thousand...
>> $>
>> $> > January 4, 2010
>> $> > Dating website kicks out thousands of 'fatties' $> > By Hayley
>> Mick
>> $> > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail
>> $>
>> $> > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500
>> Canadian $> > members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide $>
>> $> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the
>> first $> place.
>> $
>> $Of course.
>
> He needs to come back down to the "optimum level of tubbiness".
Do tell. Might that be part of why he has no girlfriend?
John Fleming
in the scriptorium pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:16:36 -0700, John Fleming wrote:
> $
> $> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 11:22:21 -0800 (PST), while chained to a desk in the
> $> scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants" <bc...@canada.com> wrote:
> $>> $On Jan 5, 12:03�pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote: $> On
> $>> Jan 4, 10:02�pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote: $>
> $>> $>
> $>> >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-
> $thousand...
> $>> $>
> $>> $> > January 4, 2010
> $>> Mick
> $>> $> > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail
> $>> $>
> $>> $> > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500
> $>> $> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the
> $>> $
> $>> $Of course.
> $>
> $> He needs to come back down to the "optimum level of tubbiness".
> $
> $Do tell. Might that be part of why he has no girlfriend?
All the time he spends sitting behind a computer means he
doesn't get a ton of exercise. Imagine what that does to
his waistline.
Just as men like women with nice bodies, the converse in my
experience is also true.
Loaf of Bread
I see lyposuction in his future.
Mr.Smartypants
Well you never know. Some of his boyfriends must like that muffin top.
pandora
I don't think I want to, thanx.
> Just as men like women with nice bodies, the converse in my experience
> is also true.
True enough, although I do believe that women can be more forgiving
in that area, at least where men are concerned if not where other
women and themselves are concerned.
Loaf of Bread
wrote:
Especially when Yads shows it off by wearing a belly-T.
Kaos
In my experience: women are more likely to find other things that can
compensate for a less-appealing body. Men are more likely to lower
their standards regarding the body to compensate for a lack of
availability, but generally still hold the body as being the most
important feature.
PV
Gag...gack....hack.....
God what a horrible mental image, tanker please...
--
PV
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
H.L. Mencken
Sharx35
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Where the Hell have you been? Rumour had it that you were living in the
Doctor's basement.
The Doctor
Welcome back sane Kaos.
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pandora
Yep.
John Fleming
> $> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:41:37 -0600, while chained to a desk in the
> $> scriptorium pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> $>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:16:36 -0700, John Fleming wrote: $
> $>> $> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 11:22:21 -0800 (PST), while chained to a desk in
> $>> the $> scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants" <bc...@canada.com> wrote: $>> $On
> $>> Jan 5, 12:03�pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote: $> On $>>> $>> $>> >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-
> $>> $thousand...
> $>> $>> $>
> $>> $>> $> > January 4, 2010
> $>> $>> Mick
> $>> $>> $> > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail $>> $>
> $>> $>> $> > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500
> $>> $> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the $>>
> $>> first $> place.
> $>> $>> $
> $>> $>> $Of course.
> $>> $>
> $>> $> He needs to come back down to the "optimum level of tubbiness". $
> $>> $Do tell. Might that be part of why he has no girlfriend?
> $> All the time he spends sitting behind a computer means he doesn't get a
> $> ton of exercise. Imagine what that does to his waistline.
> $
> $I don't think I want to, thanx.
I understand.
> $> Just as men like women with nice bodies, the converse in my experience
> $> is also true.
> $
> $True enough, although I do believe that women can be more forgiving
> $in that area, at least where men are concerned if not where other
> $women and themselves are concerned.
I guess they are willing to make some allowances if the guy
has a fat enough wallet.
John Fleming
the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"Kaos" <ka...@xplornet.com> wrote in message
> $news:004ak55uhertt28ih...@4ax.com...
[snip]
> $Where the Hell have you been? Rumour had it that you were living in the
> $Doctor's basement.
I'd like to hope he didn't wind up down there. I understand
it is a fate worse than death.
John Fleming
desk in the scriptorium Loaf of Bread <john...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> $On Jan 5, 12:22�pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <b...@canada.com> wrote:
> $> On Jan 5, 12:03�pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>
> $> > On Jan 4, 10:02�pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
> $>
> $> > >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-thousand...
> $>
> $> > > January 4, 2010
> $> > > By Hayley Mick
> $> > > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail
> $>
> $> > > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500 Canadian
> $> > > members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide
> $>
> $> > Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the first
> $> > place.
> $>
> $> Of course.
> $
> $I see lyposuction in his future.
Methinks you are right Loaf.
John Fleming
desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
<bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:
> $On Jan 6, 12:20�pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $> On Jan 5, 12:22�pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <b...@canada.com> wrote:
> $> > On Jan 5, 12:03�pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $> > > On Jan 4, 10:02�pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
> $> > > >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-thousand...
> $>
> $> > > > January 4, 2010
> $> > > > Dating website kicks out thousands of 'fatties'
> $> > > > By Hayley Mick
> $> > > > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail
> $>
> $> > > > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500 Canadian
> $> > > > members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide
> $>
> $> > > Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the first
> $> > > place.
> $>
> $> > Of course.
> $>
> $
> $Well you never know. Some of his boyfriends must like that muffin top.
Some muffin tops are nicer than other muffin tops.
John Fleming
the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $Loaf of Bread wrote:
> $> On Jan 6, 12:43 pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com>
> $> wrote:
> $>> On Jan 6, 12:20 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>>> On Jan 5, 12:22 pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <b...@canada.com> wrote:
> $>>
> $>>>> On Jan 5, 12:03 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>>
> $>>>>> On Jan 4, 10:02 pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
> $>>
> $>>>>>> http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-thousand...
> $>>
> $>>>>>> January 4, 2010
> $>>>>>> Dating website kicks out thousands of 'fatties'
> $>>>>>> By Hayley Mick
> $>>
> $>>>>>> In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500
> $>>>>>> Canadian members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide
> $>>
> $>>>>> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the
> $>>>>> first place.
> $>>
> $>>>> Of course.
> $>>
> $>>
> $>> Well you never know. Some of his boyfriends must like that muffin
> $>> top.
> $>
> $> Especially when Yads shows it off by wearing a belly-T.
> $
> $Gag...gack....hack.....
> $
> $God what a horrible mental image, tanker please...
Did the tanker reach you in time?
PV
Yes indeed, thanks again for the wonderful service.
John Fleming
> $> On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:40:11 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> $> the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $>> $Loaf of Bread wrote:
> $>> $> On Jan 6, 12:43 pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com>
> $>> $> wrote:
> $>> $>> On Jan 6, 12:20 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> $>>> On Jan 5, 12:22 pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <b...@canada.com> wrote:
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>>>> On Jan 5, 12:03 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>>>>> On Jan 4, 10:02 pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
> $>> $>>
> $>> http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-thousand...
> $>> $>> $>>>>>> January 4, 2010
> $>> $>>>>>> Dating website kicks out thousands of 'fatties'
> $>> $>>>>>> By Hayley Mick
> $>> $>>>>>> From Tuesday's Globe and Mail
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>>>>>> In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>>>>> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>>>> Of course.
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>>> I see lyposuction in his future.-
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>> Well you never know. Some of his boyfriends must like that muffin
> $>> $>
> $>> $> Especially when Yads shows it off by wearing a belly-T.
> $>> $
> $>> $
> $>> $God what a horrible mental image, tanker please...
> $> Did the tanker reach you in time?
> $
> $Yes indeed, thanks again for the wonderful service.
We always aim to please.
Sharx35
"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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Or a fat enough......? Thickness IS where it's at, right ladies?
Sharx35
"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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Some muffing is nicer, depending on who.
Sharx35
"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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Or, as the sign above the urinals, in the men's washroom at the local store
said:
WE aim to please, YOU aim TOO, please!
The Doctor
pandora
Well, that is true enough for some.
> Or a fat enough......? Thickness IS where it's at, right ladies?
And that as well.
Mr.Smartypants
> In article <f4cdk5dqelj7lk8ahqtoh8r22m8qv5c...@4ax.com>,
Is there a brain in your skull?
Probably not.
The Doctor
Mr.Smartypants <bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:
>On Jan 8, 8:43=A0am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article <f4cdk5dqelj7lk8ahqtoh8r22m8qv5c...@4ax.com>,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:40:11 GMT, while chained to a desk in
>> >the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
>> >> $Loaf of Bread wrote:
>> >> $> On Jan 6, 12:43 pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com>
>> >> $> wrote:
>> >> $>> On Jan 6, 12:20 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> $>>> On Jan 5, 12:22 pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <b...@canada.com> wrote:
>> >> $>>
>> >> $>>>> On Jan 5, 12:03 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> $>>
>> >> $>>>>> On Jan 4, 10:02 pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
>> >> $>>
0/10 Mr.TrollingPants.
John Fleming
the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $news:osbdk55p0bualng0a...@4ax.com...
> $> On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:24:25 -0600, while chained to a desk
> $> in the scriptorium pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> $>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:50:14 -0700, John Fleming wrote:
> $>> $> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:41:37 -0600, while chained to a desk in the
> $>> $> scriptorium pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> $>> $>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:16:36 -0700, John Fleming wrote: $
> $>> $>> $> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 11:22:21 -0800 (PST), while chained to a desk
> $>> in
> $>> $>> the $> scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants" <bc...@canada.com> wrote: $>> $On
> $>> $>> Jan 5, 12:03 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote: $> On
> $>> $>> $>> >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-
> $>> $>> $thousand...
> $>> $>> $>> $>
> $>> $>> $>> $> > January 4, 2010
> $>> Hayley
> $>> $>> $>> Mick
> $>> $>> $>> $> > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail $>> $>
> $>> $>> $>> $> > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than
> $>> $>> $>> Canadian $> > members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide $>
> $>> $>> $> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>> first $> place.
> $>> $>> $>> $
> $>> $>> $>
> $>> $>> $> He needs to come back down to the "optimum level of tubbiness". $
> $>> $>
> $>> $> All the time he spends sitting behind a computer means he doesn't get
> $>> $> ton of exercise. Imagine what that does to his waistline.
> $>> $
> $>> $I don't think I want to, thanx.
> $> I understand.
> $>
> $>> $> Just as men like women with nice bodies, the converse in my experience
> $>> $> is also true.
> $>> $
> $>> $True enough, although I do believe that women can be more forgiving
> $>> $women and themselves are concerned.
> $>
> $> I guess they are willing to make some allowances if the guy
> $> has a fat enough wallet.
> $
> $Or a fat enough......? Thickness IS where it's at, right ladies?
The doctor's waistline is the wrong place for thickness.
Now if he had a rugged, athletic appearance, kind of like a
German biathlon contestant, that is one thing.
But when he looks like a guy who spends his waking life
eating cheeseburgers while typing away on a computer
keyboard, . . ..
Mr.Smartypants
> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 06:37:36 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > $news:osbdk55p0bualng0a...@4ax.com...
> > $> On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:24:25 -0600, while chained to a desk
> > $>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:50:14 -0700, John Fleming wrote:
> > $>> $> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:41:37 -0600, while chained to a desk in the
> > $>> $>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:16:36 -0700, John Fleming wrote: $
> > $>> $>> $> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 11:22:21 -0800 (PST), while chained to a desk
> > $>> in
It could be because he gets tons of free donuts from his male Lebanese
friend whom he claims to *know* in the Biblical sense.
> --
>
> John Fleming
> Edmonton, Canada
>
> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
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> - Show quoted text -
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> $> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 06:37:36 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> $> the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $> > $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $> > $news:osbdk55p0bualng0a...@4ax.com...
> $> > $> On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:24:25 -0600, while chained to a desk
> $> > $> in the scriptorium pandora <pand...@peak.org> wrote:
> $> > $>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:50:14 -0700, John Fleming wrote:
> $> > $>> $> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:41:37 -0600, while chained to a desk in the
> $> > $>> $> scriptorium pandora <pand...@peak.org> wrote:
> $> > $>> $>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:16:36 -0700, John Fleming wrote: $
> $> > $>> $>> $> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 11:22:21 -0800 (PST), while chained to a desk
> $> > $>> in
> $> > $>> $>> the $> scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants" <b...@canada.com> wrote: $>> $On
> $> > $>> $>> Jan 5, 12:03 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote: $> On
> $> > $>> $>>
> $> > $>> $>> Jan 4, 10:02 pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote: $> $>> $>
> $> > $>> $>> $>> >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-
> $> > $>> $>> $>> $>
> $> > $>> $>> $>> $> > January 4, 2010
> $> > $>> Hayley
> $> > $>> $>> $>> Mick
> $> > $>> $>> $>> $> > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail $>> $>
> $> > $>> $>> $>> $> > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than
> $> > $>> $>> $>> Canadian $> > members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide $>
> $> > $>> $>>
> $> > $>> $>> $> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the
> $> > $>> $>>
> $> > $>> $>> first $> place.
> $> > $>> $>> $>> $
> $> > $>> $>> $>
> $> > $>> $>> $> He needs to come back down to the "optimum level of tubbiness". $
> $> > $>> $>
> $> > $>> $> All the time he spends sitting behind a computer means he doesn't get
> $> > $>> $> ton of exercise. �Imagine what that does to his waistline.
> $> > $>> $
> $> > $>> $I don't think I want to, thanx.
> $> > $>
> $> > $> I understand.
> $> > $>
> $> > $>> $> Just as men like women with nice bodies, the converse in my experience
> $> > $>> $
> $> > $>> $True enough, although I do believe that women can be more forgiving
> $> > $>> $women and themselves are concerned.
> $> > $>
> $> > $> I guess they are willing to make some allowances if the guy
> $> > $
> $> > $Or a fat enough......? �Thickness IS where it's at, right ladies?
> $> The doctor's waistline is the wrong place for thickness.
> $>
> $> Now if he had a rugged, athletic appearance, kind of like a
> $> German biathlon contestant, that is one thing.
> $>
> $> But when he looks like a guy who spends his waking life
> $> eating cheeseburgers while typing away on a computer
> $> keyboard, . . ..
> $
> $It could be because he gets tons of free donuts from his male Lebanese
> $friend whom he claims to *know* in the Biblical sense.
A couple of dozen donuts is pretty cheap. Ladies of the
night charge more.
Kaos
wrote:
Maintaining a consistent usenet feed has been tricky of late.
Plus, I get distracted by other endeavors. It is heartwarming to know
that my absence was noticed, though...
Sharx35
"Kaos" <ka...@xplornet.com> wrote in message
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Who could forget the nongendered pride of Edmonton Freenet? Remember the
late Keith Gross and all the other control freaks there who tried to control
FreeNet?
The Doctor
The Doctor
Sounds like a bunch of 0/10ers.
John Fleming
the scriptorium Kaos <ka...@xplornet.com> wrote:
> $On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:56:56 GMT, "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com>
> $wrote:
> $>"Kaos" <ka...@xplornet.com> wrote in message
> $>news:004ak55uhertt28ih...@4ax.com...
> $>> On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:24:25 -0600, pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> $>>
> $>>>On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:50:14 -0700, John Fleming wrote:
> $>>>
> $>>>> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:41:37 -0600, while chained to a desk in the> $>>>>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:16:36 -0700, John Fleming wrote: $
> $>>>>> $> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 11:22:21 -0800 (PST), while chained to a desk in
> $>>>>> the $> scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants" <bc...@canada.com> wrote: $>> $On
> $>>>>> Jan 5, 12:03 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote: $> On $>>> $>>>>> $>> >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-
> $>>>>> $thousand...
> $>>>>> $>> $>
> $>>>>> $>> $> > January 4, 2010
> $>>>>> $>> Mick
> $>>>>> $>> $> > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail $>> $>
> $>>>>> $>> $> > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than 500
> $>>>>> $> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the $>>
> $>>>>> first $> place.
> $>>>>> $>> $
> $>>>>> $>> $Of course.
> $>>>>> $>
> $>>>>> $> He needs to come back down to the "optimum level of tubbiness". $
> $>>>>> $Do tell. Might that be part of why he has no girlfriend?
> $>>>> All the time he spends sitting behind a computer means he doesn't get a
> $>>>> ton of exercise. Imagine what that does to his waistline.
> $>>>
> $>>>I don't think I want to, thanx.
> $>>>
> $>>>> Just as men like women with nice bodies, the converse in my experience
> $>>>> is also true.
> $>>>
> $>>>in that area, at least where men are concerned if not where other
> $>>>women and themselves are concerned.
> $>>
> $>> In my experience: women are more likely to find other things that can
> $>> compensate for a less-appealing body. Men are more likely to lower
> $>> their standards regarding the body to compensate for a lack of
> $>> availability, but generally still hold the body as being the most
> $>> important feature.
> $>
> $>Where the Hell have you been? Rumour had it that you were living in the
> $>Doctor's basement.
> $
> $Maintaining a consistent usenet feed has been tricky of late.
> $Plus, I get distracted by other endeavors. It is heartwarming to know
> $that my absence was noticed, though...
Not every ISP carries Usenet anymore. And if you want to
get it with these ISPs, you have to use alternate methods.
Google for example. Or open an account with SuperNews or a
similar provider in addition to the account with your ISP.
BTW, how are your studies going? I figure the reason you
don't post as much is because you have your nose in the
textbooks.
Mr.Smartypants
And according to Yads his giant schlong scares the ladies away.
> --
>
> John Fleming
> Edmonton, Canada
>
> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
John Fleming
desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
> $On Jan 9, 3:32�pm, John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> On Sat, 9 Jan 2010 10:13:05 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
> $> desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
> $> <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote:
> $> > $On Jan 8, 8:03�pm, John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> > $> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 06:37:36 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> $> > $> the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $> > $> > $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $> > $> > $news:osbdk55p0bualng0a...@4ax.com...
> $> > $> > $> On Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:24:25 -0600, while chained to a desk
> $> > $> > $> in the scriptorium pandora <pand...@peak.org> wrote:
> $> > $> > $>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:50:14 -0700, John Fleming wrote:
> $> > $> > $>> $> On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:41:37 -0600, while chained to a desk in the
> $> > $> > $>> $> scriptorium pandora <pand...@peak.org> wrote:
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $On Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:16:36 -0700, John Fleming wrote: $
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $> On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 11:22:21 -0800 (PST), while chained to a desk
> $> > $> > $>> in
> $> > $> > $>> $>> the $> scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants" <b...@canada.com> wrote: $>> $On
> $> > $> > $>> $>> Jan 5, 12:03 pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote: $> On
> $> > $> > $>> $>>
> $> > $> > $>> $>> Jan 4, 10:02 pm, "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote: $> $>> $>
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $>> >http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/dating-website-kicks-out-
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $>> $>
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $>> $> > January 4, 2010
> $> > $> > $>> Hayley
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $>> Mick
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $>> $> > From Tuesday's Globe and Mail $>> $>
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $>> $> > In post-holiday purge, BeautifulPeople.com boots more than
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $>> Canadian $> > members who gained weight, and 5,000 worldwide $>
> $> > $> > $>> $>>
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $> Of course, the doctor is too fat to get onto the website in the
> $> > $> > $>> $>>
> $> > $> > $>> $>> first $> place.
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $>> $
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $>
> $> > $> > $>> $>> $> He needs to come back down to the "optimum level of tubbiness". $
> $> > $> > $>> $>
> $> > $> > $>> $> All the time he spends sitting behind a computer means he doesn't get
> $> > $> > $>> $> ton of exercise. �Imagine what that does to his waistline.
> $> > $> > $>> $
> $> > $> > $>> $I don't think I want to, thanx.
> $> > $> > $>
> $> > $> > $> I understand.
> $> > $> > $>
> $> > $> > $>> $> Just as men like women with nice bodies, the converse in my experience
> $> > $> > $>> $
> $> > $> > $>> $True enough, although I do believe that women can be more forgiving
> $> > $> > $>> $in that area, at least where men are concerned if not where other
> $> > $> > $>> $women and themselves are concerned.
> $> > $> > $>
> $> > $> > $> I guess they are willing to make some allowances if the guy
> $> > $> > $
> $> > $> > $Or a fat enough......? �Thickness IS where it's at, right ladies?
> $> > $>
> $> > $> The doctor's waistline is the wrong place for thickness.
> $> > $>
> $> > $> Now if he had a rugged, athletic appearance, kind of like a
> $> > $>
> $> > $> But when he looks like a guy who spends his waking life
> $> > $> keyboard, . . ..
> $> > $
> $> > $It could be because he gets tons of free donuts from his male Lebanese
> $>
> $> A couple of dozen donuts is pretty cheap. �Ladies of the
> $> night charge more.
> $>
> $
> $
> $And according to Yads his giant schlong scares the ladies away.
Right!!!
I'm guessing that is cover for the fact the ladies really
want more than two dozen donuts for their services.
The Doctor
John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 10 Jan 2010 12:29:04 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
>desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
><bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:
>> $> On Sat, 9 Jan 2010 10:13:05 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
>> $> desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
>> $> <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote:
>> $> > $> > $>> $>
>> $> > $> > $>> $> All the time he spends sitting behind a computer means he doesn't get
>> $> > $> > $>> a
>> $> > $> > $>> $
>> $> > $> > $>> $I don't think I want to, thanx.
>> $> > $> > $>
>> $> > $> > $> I understand.
>> $> > $> > $>
>> $> > $> > $>> $> Just as men like women with nice bodies, the converse in my experience
>> $> > $> > $>> $> is also true.
>> $> > $> > $>> $
>> $> > $> > $>> $True enough, although I do believe that women can be more forgiving
>> $> > $> > $>> $in that area, at least where men are concerned if not where other
>> $> > $> > $>> $women and themselves are concerned.
>> $> > $> > $>
>> $> > $> > $> I guess they are willing to make some allowances if the guy
>> $> > $> > $> has a fat enough wallet.
>> $> > $> > $
>> $> > $>
>> $> > $> The doctor's waistline is the wrong place for thickness.
>> $> > $>
>> $> > $> Now if he had a rugged, athletic appearance, kind of like a
>> $> > $> German biathlon contestant, that is one thing.
>> $> > $>
>> $> > $> But when he looks like a guy who spends his waking life
>> $> > $> eating cheeseburgers while typing away on a computer
>> $> > $> keyboard, . . ..
>> $> > $
>> $> > $It could be because he gets tons of free donuts from his male Lebanese
>> $> > $friend whom he claims to *know* in the Biblical sense.
>> $>
>> $> night charge more.
>> $>
>> $
>> $
>> $And according to Yads his giant schlong scares the ladies away.
>
>Right!!!
>
>I'm guessing that is cover for the fact the ladies really
>want more than two dozen donuts for their services.
>
>--
>
>John Fleming
>Edmonton, Canada
>
> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Nuts!
The Doctor
>desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
><bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:
>> $> On Sat, 9 Jan 2010 10:13:05 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
>> $> desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
>> $> <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote:
>> $> > $> > $>> $>
>> $> > $> > $>> $> All the time he spends sitting behind a computer means he doesn't get
>> $> > $> > $>> a
>> $> > $> > $>> $
>> $> > $> > $>> $I don't think I want to, thanx.
>> $> > $> > $>
>> $> > $> > $> I understand.
>> $> > $> > $>
>> $> > $> > $>> $> Just as men like women with nice bodies, the converse in my experience
>> $> > $> > $>> $> is also true.
>> $> > $> > $>> $
>> $> > $> > $>> $True enough, although I do believe that women can be more forgiving
>> $> > $> > $>> $in that area, at least where men are concerned if not where other
>> $> > $> > $>> $women and themselves are concerned.
>> $> > $> > $>
>> $> > $> > $> I guess they are willing to make some allowances if the guy
>> $> > $> > $> has a fat enough wallet.
>> $> > $> > $
>> $> > $>
>> $> > $> The doctor's waistline is the wrong place for thickness.
>> $> > $>
>> $> > $> Now if he had a rugged, athletic appearance, kind of like a
>> $> > $> German biathlon contestant, that is one thing.
>> $> > $>
>> $> > $> But when he looks like a guy who spends his waking life
>> $> > $> eating cheeseburgers while typing away on a computer
>> $> > $> keyboard, . . ..
>> $> > $
>> $> > $It could be because he gets tons of free donuts from his male Lebanese
>> $> > $friend whom he claims to *know* in the Biblical sense.
>> $>
>> $> night charge more.
>> $>
>> $
>> $
>> $And according to Yads his giant schlong scares the ladies away.
>
>Right!!!
>
>I'm guessing that is cover for the fact the ladies really
>want more than two dozen donuts for their services.
>
>--
>
>John Fleming
>Edmonton, Canada
>
> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Have some taste John.
Mr.Smartypants
It would be amusing to go to the same strip club Yads attends and
watch him try to stuff donuts into the girls g-strings while everyone
else is stuffing them with ca$h.
> --
>
> John Fleming
> Edmonton, Canada
>
> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
John Fleming
desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
> $It would be amusing to go to the same strip club Yads attends and
> $watch him try to stuff donuts into the girls g-strings while everyone
> $else is stuffing them with ca$h.
We'd have to catch it on video and post it to You Tube. It's
the only way to keep the doctor from trying to wriggle out.
The Doctor
John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:21:01 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
>desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
><bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:
>
>> $It would be amusing to go to the same strip club Yads attends and
>> $watch him try to stuff donuts into the girls g-strings while everyone
>> $else is stuffing them with ca$h.
>
>We'd have to catch it on video and post it to You Tube. It's
>the only way to keep the doctor from trying to wriggle out.
>
How would you do that?
Mr.Smartypants
> In article <ka2al5d72vbt9nfb2l4ubj6o5p35oou...@4ax.com>,
> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:21:01 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
> >desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
>
> >> $It would be amusing to go to the same strip club Yads attends and
> >> $watch him try to stuff donuts into the girls g-strings while everyone
> >> $else is stuffing them with ca$h.
>
> >We'd have to catch it on video and post it to You Tube. It's
> >the only way to keep the doctor from trying to wriggle out.
>
> How would you do that?
> --
That's for us to know and you to find out, stupid.
John Fleming
desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
> $On Jan 18, 6:27�pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $> In article <ka2al5d72vbt9nfb2l4ubj6o5p35oou...@4ax.com>,
> $> John Fleming �<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>
> $> >On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:21:01 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
> $> >desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
> $> ><bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote:
> $>
> $> >> $It would be amusing to go to the same strip club Yads attends and
> $> >> $watch him try to stuff donuts into the girls g-strings while everyone
> $> >> $else is stuffing them with ca$h.
> $>
> $> >We'd have to catch it on video and post it to You Tube. It's
> $> >the only way to keep the doctor from trying to wriggle out.
> $>
> $> How would you do that?
> $
> $That's for us to know and you to find out, stupid.
It's only a matter of time. ;)
The Doctor
Mr.Smartypants
> In article <tpkcl5lt33hneeni2b296k9t5glq098...@4ax.com>,
> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:10:40 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
> >desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
For once I agree with you Yads.
I don't think you'd *ever* find out how we'd do it.
John Fleming
desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
> $On Jan 19, 5:53�ｿｽpm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $> In article <tpkcl5lt33hneeni2b296k9t5glq098...@4ax.com>,
> $> John Fleming �ｿｽ<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> >On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:10:40 -0800 (PST), while chained to a> $> >> $On Jan 18, 6:27�ｿｽpm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $> >> $> In article <ka2al5d72vbt9nfb2l4ubj6o5p35oou...@4ax.com>,
> $> >> $> John Fleming �ｿｽ<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> >> $>
> $> >> $> >On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:21:01 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
> $> >> $> ><bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote:
> $> >> $>
> $> >> $> >> $It would be amusing to go to the same strip club Yads attends and
> $> >> $> >> $else is stuffing them with ca$h.
> $> >> $>
> $> >> $> >We'd have to catch it on video and post it to You Tube. It's
> $> >> $>
> $> >> $> How would you do that?
> $> >> $
> $> >> $That's for us to know and you to find out, stupid.
> $> >It's only a matter of time. �ｿｽ;)
> $>
> $> You think.
> $
> $For once I agree with you Yads.
> $
> $I don't think you'd *ever* find out how we'd do it.
He wouldn't figure it out even if we did tell him.
The Doctor
Loaf of Bread
> I wear Depends.
Fixed that for you.
Mr.Smartypants
LOL!!
The Doctor
Mr.Smartypants <bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:
>On Jan 22, 10:04=A0am, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Jan 22, 8:32=A0am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>>
>> > I wear Depends.
>>
>> Fixed that for you.
>
>
>LOL!!
And for the Upcoming Darwin:
Nomimations for edm.general smarmer goes to
snowman a Loaf of Bread and PV
for their anti-common-sense trolling of the inconsiderate degree
And
Nominations for SS Survivor
goes to
Mr.SmartyPAnts Anarchore JQuebecois
For their known SS Death Camp Guard behaviour.