Cross revealed inside Marion couple's baked potato
Matthew Kruk
Cross revealed inside Marion couple's baked potato
Posted on Jan 04, 2010 by admin.
When Jim and Connie Gross of Marion cooked a potato, their plans were to
turn it into potato skins. But when they cut it open, those New Year's
Eve plans changed.
This potato was special.
When you look at the halved potato, you can see what looks like a cross
right in the middle of it.
"You see this on the Internet, you hear stories about it, you see it on
TV or something and most of the time you think that 'oh, that can't be
true, you know, somebody has to be making this up,'" said Jim Gross.
"Sure enough, we just slice open the potato and there it is."
Gross decided to list the spud on eBay (find the auction here) to raise
money for the band he plays bass in, The Cedar Island Band. KCRG-TV9's
Ashley Hinson is also a member of the group.
"We need a new trailer for our band equipment, and Jim thought it'd be
great to see what we could raise for it on eBay," Hinson said.
The bidding continues until Jan. 13.
- KCRG-TV9
PV
LOL...the lord moves in mysterious ways, personally I would have just eaten
it but that's just me.
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PV
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
H.L. Mencken
Sharx35
"PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote in message
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If it were a scab-encrusted pussy you'd still have eaten it.
PV
Hey Sharx, leave me out of your sexual fantasies will you?
John Fleming
in the scriptorium "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
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> $Cross revealed inside Marion couple's baked potato
If I could get a dollar for every time a person sees a cross
or the image of Jesus in a baked potator or a grilled cheese
sandwich or on a concrete wall under a bridge or, . . ., I'd
be able to retire comfortably with the lifestyle to which
I'd like to become accustomed.
--
John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
John Fleming
the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $If it were a scab-encrusted pussy you'd still have eaten it.
I take it, sharx, you've heard the one about Juicy Lucy?
Sharx35
"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:09:30 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>> $If it were a scab-encrusted pussy you'd still have eaten it.
>
> I take it, sharx, you've heard the one about Juicy Lucy?
Lucy the elephant?
John Fleming
> $news:c0ddk5l76eikin4qc...@4ax.com...
> $> On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:09:30 GMT, while chained to a desk in> $>> $If it were a scab-encrusted pussy you'd still have eaten it.
> $>
> $> I take it, sharx, you've heard the one about Juicy Lucy?
> $
> $Lucy the elephant?
The doctor was travelling to Nevada to attend a Liberal
International convention. A fellow Liberal Party member
suggest a brothel he could visit, if he had the urge, but
warned him not to have sex with Juicy Lucy.
Well, one day, during a particularly dry session hosted by
Michael Ignatieff and Judy Rebik, he felt the urges in his
loins, slipped out, and went to the brothel.
Well, the brothel was busy that day, and the only girl
available was Juicy Lucy.
The doctor thought a moment, and decided it was worth a
risk. So he laid down his money and was soon enjoying the
company of his girl of choice.
Well, she was pretty good, except when he stuck his pecker
into her, it felt like sandpaper.
He mentioned it, and she said, give me a moment.
She came back five minutes later, and the sex was fantastic.
She was moist inside.
The doctor was amazed and asked what she'd done.
She smiled and said, "I picked the STD scabs and let the pus
run free."
Sharx35
"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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Better warm up the tanker.....
John Fleming
the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:09:13 GMT, while chained to a desk in> $>> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $>> $news:c0ddk5l76eikin4qc...@4ax.com...
> $>> $> On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:09:30 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> $>> $> the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> $>
> $>> $>> $If it were a scab-encrusted pussy you'd still have eaten it.
> $>> $>
> $>> $> I take it, sharx, you've heard the one about Juicy Lucy?
> $>> $
> $>
> $> The doctor was travelling to Nevada to attend a Liberal
> $> International convention. A fellow Liberal Party member
> $> suggest a brothel he could visit, if he had the urge, but
> $> warned him not to have sex with Juicy Lucy.
> $>
> $> Well, one day, during a particularly dry session hosted by
> $> Michael Ignatieff and Judy Rebik, he felt the urges in his
> $> loins, slipped out, and went to the brothel.
> $>
> $> Well, the brothel was busy that day, and the only girl
> $> available was Juicy Lucy.
> $>
> $> The doctor thought a moment, and decided it was worth a
> $> risk. So he laid down his money and was soon enjoying the
> $> company of his girl of choice.
> $>
> $> Well, she was pretty good, except when he stuck his pecker
> $> into her, it felt like sandpaper.
> $>
> $> He mentioned it, and she said, give me a moment.
> $>
> $> She came back five minutes later, and the sex was fantastic.
> $> She was moist inside.
> $>
> $> The doctor was amazed and asked what she'd done.
> $>
> $> She smiled and said, "I picked the STD scabs and let the pus
> $> run free."
> $
> $Better warm up the tanker.....
I aim to keep the tanker fueled and ready to go 99.6% of the
time.
Until I can find a way to refuel and re-crew the tanker
while it is in motion on the road, I have to allow a small
amount of downtime for refueling and changing the crew.
The Doctor
John is Flaimg a foul today!
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The Doctor
Mr.Smartypants
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> >"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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> >> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:09:13 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> >> the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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