Fwd: Funny quotes of Jeppiar :dont miss it
mounish sunku
From: J Pavan Kumar <JPavan...@quintiles.com>
Date: Fri, Jun 17, 2011 at 4:34 AM
Subject: Funny quotes of Jeppiar :dont miss it
To: "sunku....@gmail.com" <sunku....@gmail.com>
This is hilarious… have checked his speech on Youtube too, it’s the same J
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Founder-Chairman of Jeppiaar Educational Trust comprising of
Sathyabama University (1988),
St. Josephs college of Engineering
St. Marys school of Management Studies
Jeppiaar Engineering College
Panimalar Engineering College
panimalar institute of technology
Mamallan Institute of Technology and
Jeppiaar Technologies
Panimalar Polytechnic
SRR Engineering College
· I have four daughters all are females….
· When jesus born only some Christiany, one day all Christiany…
- Girls girls jingle jingle , boys boys mingle mingle, girls boys no jingle mingle…
SOME HIGHLLIGHTS:
- FIRING BEEDI PUTTING IN THE BODY… He meant that students have started to smoke n throw it on the guards after doin so… This was said when a meeting was held regarding a complaint following this matter!
- On the stage – Two ppl were talking behind the stage… Suddenly he stops his Speech and turned back angrily: “I Talk; They Talk(audience) Why U Middle middle Talk???”
- U BATHROOM SMOKE MEANS,I JPR KNOW…
- During First year inaugurations – If Senior to rag the first year, then I arrest the police.
- All standing under the tree whos whos class whos whos go
- This was at some function in Panimalar Engg College: “Panimalar my mother – Mother food very nice – Panimalar food also very nice – One day i come panimalr with my wife and enjoy at mess”
- On M.G.R’s birthday: “I & M.G.R very close – we eat in same plate – sleep in same bed”
- Once in college day 2001, the mech guys where shouting ‘LIC heightu – Mechanical weightu’. Jeppiar said ‘LIC heightu arear also weightu’.
- Boys fail in exam and Jeppiaar says (scolds in his own style) “You bayees, you Jaalee coming, Jaalee going. Unfit to this Caalege. Waste luggage!”
- It happened once to me that Jeppiaar caught a student not wearin his tie. immediately JPR jumped up and said “IF U DINT TIE THE TIE,TIE THE TIE”
- On some carol service before Christmas he said… “As we all know how the Mary got the Jesus… without the help of Joseph!!!”
- Why students shdn’t smoke in campus: “You smoke church?? Nooooo!!!! You smoke temple????? Nooooo!!! THEN U DONT SMOKE COLLEGE; COLLLEGE EDUCATION TEMPLE”
- All girls who do not wear their dupatta in V shape will be viewed seriously.
- Jeppiaar… Comenting on the infrastructure of the college… “Rotate Sathyabama and see”.
- His speech about Kargil widows: “All brothers standing border… Shooting, dieng… Child asking mummy… “Mummy, where is daddy”… Daddy coming body! Saying this he wiped his tears… We all broke into laughter…
- I have 400 illegal daughters & 500 illegal sons of 1st year.
- ONCE A PARENTS ASKED Y R U NOT KEEPIN TREES IN COLLEGE… HIS REPLY WAS… ONE BOY… ONE GIRL… ONE TREE… NO TREE… AND NO FREE…
- Girl stay hostel… My hostel safe. Boy calling hostel and i in the hostel pick – ask… hello… Boy say girl… I ask who… He say cousin brother… I ask who cousin who brother… Boy no say… This no happen in my hostel. I stay their watch man – you no worry (this to all the parents) ok…?
- Girl see boy, boy see girl, our squad see them…Office standing..head down…why come parents ?!
- These were the words he spoke on a Teacher’s day… on every Teacher’s day – “A doctor cannot make a doctor; A lawyer cannot make a layer; Engineer cannot make engineer; A teacher can maker doctor, lawyer, engineer, teacher”
· # At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here).
· # While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times…
You, go and understand the tree…
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)
· # Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”
· # Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half.
Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> “Both of u three get out of the class.”
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
Take 5 cm wire of any length….
· Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences… Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
· At Sathyabama college day 2002: “This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy”
Thank you and Have a nice day ahead.
Have a Nice weekendJ
Sunku Mounish
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