Yada Yada Yada and Boogie-Woogies

[Abdul]

These were originally my third and fourth messages, posted May 11th.
I admit slight deviation, at least in mood, from the scholarly
standard I suggested for EAL. But though funning, I guess I brought up
some points worth eventually pursuing.

Yada Yada Yada:

"One thing I want to see in a good church is responsibility. This
means a caring voice that will give me logical solutions to all my
problems. I want representation in my language, revealed with
conscientiousness."

Boogie-Woogies:

"What do we do about these fun characters? If I go to the police
station and complain that I'm hearing funny things, they'll lock me up.
We need some ghost-busters.

"For real, churchianity does address what we might call
'collective conscience,' and sometimes the spooks do get a little
greedy in their interpretation of the meaning of the thing. How do we
fire up a righteous exorcism? That's the kind of church I want to go
to for salvation."