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Coffee
Hunter
Wanting Coffee:
A Hunter, in a coonskin cap, walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the
waiter: "Want some coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure
pal. Coming right up."
He gets the Hunter a tall
mug of coffee.....
The Hunter drinks the coffee
down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just
walks out.
The next morning the Hunter
returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter: "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"
The Hunter smiles and
proudly says,
"Trainin' for a position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up.
Disappear for rest of day.
See ya' tomorrow"
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