My word, Mrs Haversham, you have a handsome parrot!
*Runs around in small circles clucking and laying eggs*
NEXT WEEK! Oh lordy! So much to do!
Ahem. No, it's okay. I'm alright. I told you, there's no reason to panic.
Where did this egg come from?
OH! Talking of eggs, could anyone who is planning on bringing foodstuffs that are not chocolate or salty licorice (I am told that there is no such thing as too much salty licorice...this is not an opinion I share... ) let us know what it is you are bringing, so we can see if there are areas of comestibles that are being overlooked, or indeed underlooked?
A final (not at all panicking) shout out for any DeeJays with or without equipment to play cheesy music all night as well. I have one sucker...wait, I'm sure I typed volunteer there...one volunteer, but it may be a long night, and I'm sure even suckers...darn, this keyboard is playing up dreadfully, some volunteers may need to go for a comfort break, or partake of the salty licorice. (But if they do they can wash their hands before playing with my equipment. You...get your head out of the gutter...I meant computer equipment...)
If we can't find proper DJ gear we'll be using this very laptop with rudimentary DJ software, and a plethora, or possibly two plethorae, of cheesy tunes. Please PLEASE feel free to provide more music, in either CD, DVD or MP3 format.
You are ALL cordially (we have nothing stronger, ConCom drank ALL the gin. And some of the Windowlene too...) invited to the Hedgehog Party. A chance to chat, to dance, to eat salty licorice (so long as you're not expecting me to kiss you...) and a million different types of chocolates. A chance to let your hair down, free your follicles amidst fun and frivolity. Meet old friends, make new friends. Play Twister! Listen to cheesy music, and dance to it! (Read here if you are unsure of the HedgeHog Party's humble beginnings
http://the-hunter.livejournal.com/478507.html)
ONE WEEK!!
*Puts teacosy on head and hops up and down singing seashanties*