Further Hedgehog Party news, with advice from The HitchHiker's Guide. DON'T PANIC!

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Gaz Hunter

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Aug 12, 2012, 3:32:24 AM8/12/12
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Right. People. I don't want you to get excited. I would like you all to remain calm. Just like me. But....the convention starts next week. 

Soo...no need to panic!

*Starts to hyperventilate*
My word, Mrs Haversham, you have a handsome parrot!
*Runs around in small circles clucking and laying eggs*

NEXT WEEK! Oh lordy! So much to do!

Ahem. No, it's okay. I'm alright. I told you, there's no reason to panic. 
Where did this egg come from?

OH! Talking of eggs, could anyone who is planning on bringing foodstuffs that are not chocolate or salty licorice (I am told that there is no such thing as too much salty licorice...this is not an opinion I share... ) let us know what it is you are bringing, so we can see if there are areas of comestibles that are being overlooked, or indeed underlooked?

A final (not at all panicking) shout out for any DeeJays with or without equipment to play cheesy music all night as well. I have one sucker...wait, I'm sure I typed volunteer there...one volunteer, but it may be a long night, and I'm sure even suckers...darn, this keyboard is playing up dreadfully, some volunteers may need to go for a comfort break, or partake of the salty licorice. (But if they do they can wash their hands before playing with my equipment. You...get your head out of the gutter...I meant computer equipment...)

If we can't find proper DJ gear we'll be using this very laptop with rudimentary DJ software, and a plethora, or possibly two plethorae, of cheesy tunes. Please PLEASE feel free to provide more music, in either CD, DVD or MP3 format. 

You are ALL cordially (we have nothing stronger, ConCom drank ALL the gin. And some of the Windowlene too...) invited to the Hedgehog Party. A chance to chat, to dance, to eat salty licorice (so long as you're not expecting me to kiss you...) and a million different types of chocolates. A chance to let your hair down, free your follicles amidst fun and frivolity. Meet old friends, make new friends. Play Twister! Listen to cheesy music, and dance to it! (Read here if you are unsure of the HedgeHog Party's humble beginnings http://the-hunter.livejournal.com/478507.html
)

ONE WEEK!!

*Puts teacosy on head and hops up and down singing seashanties*
 

Koen Ven

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Aug 12, 2012, 3:43:33 AM8/12/12
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I'll bring some peanuts, just in case the Librarian shows up B-) cool
 
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From: Gaz Hunter <gaz.w...@btopenworld.com>
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Subject: [DW 2012 Group] Further Hedgehog Party news, with advice from The HitchHiker's Guide. DON'T PANIC!

Thomas Zahr

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Aug 12, 2012, 7:30:37 AM8/12/12
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Hola!

I'll have a wander round the local supermarket a day or two before the convention, if you feel up to provide an overview of underlooked foodstuffs, we may well achieve harmony between that list and my shopping list.

In other news, I could bring a bluetooth thingy that can be plugged into just about any stereo to provide an interface for people bringing devices with music to play said music via said stereo ... 

Richard McGregor Edwards

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Aug 12, 2012, 8:10:02 AM8/12/12
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That sounds like a very useful doodah. I second the call for music. I think I'm the first sucker - sorry, volunteer - and I'll be bringing some with me, but it won't be enough for a whole night and any further contributions would be most welcome.

I'm rather taken with the idea of the salty liquorice.
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CCA

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Aug 12, 2012, 8:13:34 AM8/12/12
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On Aug 12, 1:10 pm, Richard McGregor Edwards <m.e.rich...@gmail.com>
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> That sounds like a very useful doodah. I second the call for music. I think
> I'm the first sucker - sorry, volunteer - and I'll be bringing some with
> me, but it won't be enough for a whole night and any further contributions
> would be most welcome.

All contributions to the music are most welcome! Especially cheesy
party stuff - anything people can have fun and dance to :-)

> I'm rather taken with the idea of the salty liquorice.

There will be lots of that :-)

CCA

Christer Boräng

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Aug 13, 2012, 2:07:40 PM8/13/12
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Did I mention the turkish pepper shots? Mixed before the con, this time...

//Christer, bought another kind of salmiak today
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Richard McGregor Edwards

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Aug 13, 2012, 3:58:04 PM8/13/12
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That also sounds interesting!

Tamara Rigg

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Aug 22, 2012, 1:19:54 AM8/22/12
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We are bringing Halva, lots and lots of Halva*.

Tamara

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halva

Jos Dingjan

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Aug 22, 2012, 1:31:32 AM8/22/12
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On 22 aug. 2012, at 07:19, Tamara Rigg <tamar...@gmail.com> wrote:

> We are bringing Halva, lots and lots of Halva*.

*question to self: should I bring halvajam[1]?*

Jos

> * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halva

[1] http://www.dekadrive.nl/Files/Billeder/Artikelen/149617_medium.jpg

GAZ WEBBER

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Aug 22, 2012, 2:27:00 AM8/22/12
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Sounds (and looks) great. I've never tried it before. The jam looks...interesting. A combination of the two would probably qualify as *quite sweet* yes? Really not good for a person? Likely to raise the blood sugar levels of people in, say, a party which is symbolised by...oooh, just off the top of my head, a hedgehog, into a fever pitch? Lucky there's not one of those happening, then :)

Oh yes, you have to bring some :)

Gaz

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Jelmer Graafstra

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Aug 22, 2012, 2:38:20 AM8/22/12
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On Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 07:27:00AM +0100, GAZ WEBBER wrote:
>
>
> Sounds (and looks) great. I've never tried it before. The jam
> looks...interesting. A combination of the two would probably qualify
> as *quite sweet* yes? Really not good for a person? Likely to raise
> the blood sugar levels of people in, say, a party which is symbolised
> by...oooh, just off the top of my head, a hedgehog, into a fever
> pitch? Lucky there's not one of those happening, then :)

The name halvajam is a horrible variation on halvarine, which is in
itself a bad 'pun' on margarine. Halve, half. Low fat or, in the case of
the jam, 50% less sugar. No, he shouldn't bring any.


Jelmer
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GAZ WEBBER

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Aug 22, 2012, 2:39:52 AM8/22/12
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Clearly then, the idea would be to bring twice as much!


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Naomi

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Aug 22, 2012, 3:02:29 AM8/22/12
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I have a pot of vegan marshmallows*, for those with picky diets (like me!)
to enjoy**

Naomi

*because they were left over from a party
** unless I eat them all first

Princess Zelda

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Aug 22, 2012, 3:40:54 AM8/22/12
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We are bringing lots of chocolate piroulines (yummiest!)

Best regards,
Elizabeth

GAZ WEBBER

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Aug 22, 2012, 3:51:47 AM8/22/12
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They will be received with relish. But not eaten with relish. That would be bad and wrong.

Thanks,

Gaz


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David Sheldon

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Aug 22, 2012, 4:45:50 AM8/22/12
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I am bringing vegan sponge cake and vegan lammingtons :)

GAZ WEBBER

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Aug 22, 2012, 4:57:37 AM8/22/12
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Once again, gratefully accepted. Although I will be disappointed if the lammingtons are not baby sheepingtons. 
Gaz


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Karen

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Aug 22, 2012, 5:45:45 AM8/22/12
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On 22 August 2012 06:31, Jos Dingjan <j...@tuatha.org> wrote:
> On 22 aug. 2012, at 07:19, Tamara Rigg <tamar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> We are bringing Halva, lots and lots of Halva*.
>
> *question to self: should I bring halvajam[1]?*
>


<cough> double salt </COUGH>
<wist> Triple Salt? </wist>


hypatia

Jelmer Graafstra

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Aug 22, 2012, 5:58:39 AM8/22/12
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I knew I was forgetting something. So, who's got this?

Karen

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Aug 22, 2012, 6:07:14 AM8/22/12
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On 22 August 2012 10:58, Jelmer Graafstra <jel...@stack.nl> wrote:
> On Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 10:45:45AM +0100, Karen wrote:
>> On 22 August 2012 06:31, Jos Dingjan <j...@tuatha.org> wrote:
>> > On 22 aug. 2012, at 07:19, Tamara Rigg <tamar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> We are bringing Halva, lots and lots of Halva*.
>> >
>> > *question to self: should I bring halvajam[1]?*
>> >
>>
>>
>> <cough> double salt </COUGH>
>> <wist> Triple Salt? </wist>
>
> I knew I was forgetting something. So, who's got this?
>

First person to bring me double salt or higher gets a smiley sticker
for their badge. This represents the lack of smile on my face until it
arrives :(

hypatia

Karen

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Aug 22, 2012, 6:07:58 AM8/22/12
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On 22 August 2012 10:58, Jelmer Graafstra <jel...@stack.nl> wrote:
> On Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 10:45:45AM +0100, Karen wrote:
>> On 22 August 2012 06:31, Jos Dingjan <j...@tuatha.org> wrote:
>> > On 22 aug. 2012, at 07:19, Tamara Rigg <tamar...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> We are bringing Halva, lots and lots of Halva*.
>> >
>> > *question to self: should I bring halvajam[1]?*
>> >
>>
>>
>> <cough> double salt </COUGH>
>> <wist> Triple Salt? </wist>
>
> I knew I was forgetting something. So, who's got this?
>

...and if you are just winding me up I'll smack you!

hypatia

Simon Waldman

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Aug 22, 2012, 6:29:55 AM8/22/12
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On Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 11:07 AM, Karen <ka...@lspace.org> wrote:

>>> <cough> double salt </COUGH>
>>> <wist> Triple Salt? </wist>
>>
>> I knew I was forgetting something. So, who's got this?
>>
>
> First person to bring me double salt or higher gets a smiley sticker
> for their badge. This represents the lack of smile on my face until it
> arrives :(

The thing that I sadly cannot bring, as I left it in Plymouth... but
it really is a Thing: Bacon flavour salt!

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Mrs Davina

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Aug 22, 2012, 7:19:39 AM8/22/12
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Where in Plymouth did you find that?

Simon Waldman

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Aug 22, 2012, 7:22:31 AM8/22/12
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On Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 12:19 PM, Mrs Davina <alig...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> Where in Plymouth did you find that?

It came from Totnes. I left it in Plymouth.

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Jelmer Graafstra

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Aug 22, 2012, 9:37:09 AM8/22/12
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No, I really actually honestly forgot. I checked at the airport, but
they only had the stuff that will only upset (but not kill) unsuspecting
tourists. Ask Marlies or Jos very nicely?

Timothy Green

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Aug 22, 2012, 9:59:04 AM8/22/12
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I've not had halva since I was a kid.

~drool~

Jos Dingjan

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Aug 22, 2012, 10:43:27 AM8/22/12
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On 22 aug. 2012, at 15:37, Jelmer Graafstra <jel...@stack.nl> wrote:

> On Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 11:07:58AM +0100, Karen wrote:
<snip>
>> ...and if you are just winding me up I'll smack you!
>
> No, I really actually honestly forgot. I checked at the airport, but
> they only had the stuff that will only upset (but not kill) unsuspecting
> tourists. Ask Marlies or Jos very nicely?

I am unlikely to have time (08:35 flight tomorrow morning, royally buggered trains tonight).

:-(

Jos

Richard McGregor Edwards

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Aug 22, 2012, 11:10:32 AM8/22/12
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On 22 August 2012 09:57, GAZ WEBBER <gaz.w...@btopenworld.com> wrote:
Once again, gratefully accepted. Although I will be disappointed if the lammingtons are not baby sheepingtons. 
Gaz

 
I may actually have snorted when I read that. Fortunately the office was quite noisy at the time.
 

Kelly Harding

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Aug 22, 2012, 11:27:42 AM8/22/12
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I've gotten a few items for the party. Nothing special or outlandish,
small bags of licorice toffee (or was it fudge, i forget),
blackcurrant and licrorice and chocolate raisins :)

GAZ WEBBER

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Aug 22, 2012, 11:36:00 AM8/22/12
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Little or large, all will be received with thanks. The most important, and most wanted thing to bring of course is yourself :)

Gaz



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Kelly Harding

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On 22 August 2012 16:36, GAZ WEBBER <gaz.w...@btopenworld.com> wrote:
> Little or large, all will be received with thanks. The most important, and
> most wanted thing to bring of course is yourself :)
>

I'll be there, probably collapsed in a corner exhausted, but happy...
maybe with a seal... or a polar bear...

kelly

Thomas Zahr

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Aug 22, 2012, 12:41:59 PM8/22/12
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For logistical reasons, I'll have to concentrate on chocolate from the airport tomorrow. But I don't think we ever had too much chocolate.

graham

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On 22/08/2012 17:41, Thomas Zahr wrote:
> For logistical reasons, I'll have to concentrate on chocolate from the
> airport tomorrow. But I don't think we ever had too much chocolate.

I'm sorry, I don't understand this expression "too much chocolate"...!

Mrs Davina

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Aug 22, 2012, 12:52:10 PM8/22/12
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iPod with playlist of 190 VERY cheesy tracks in the bag.....

Kelly Harding

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Aug 22, 2012, 12:53:15 PM8/22/12
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>
>
> I'm sorry, I don't understand this expression "too much chocolate"...!


the same can be said for 'too much tea' I find!

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Nicola Edwards

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Aug 22, 2012, 12:54:58 PM8/22/12
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There is no such thing as too much tea. Ever.

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Richard McGregor Edwards

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Aug 22, 2012, 1:53:39 PM8/22/12
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Nice one!


On 22 August 2012 17:52, Mrs Davina <alig...@googlemail.com> wrote:
iPod with playlist of 190 VERY cheesy tracks in the bag.....



CCA

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Aug 22, 2012, 4:36:01 PM8/22/12
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On Aug 22, 8:02 am, "Naomi" <ladyl...@cuteandfluffy.co.uk> wrote:
> I have a pot of vegan marshmallows*, for those with picky diets (like me!)
> to enjoy**

I don't have a picky diet but those sound interesting :-)

I'm bringing chocolate coated coffee beans. Which are in a handy
resealable bag. And with that in mind, it's amazing that I've only so
far helped myself to one...

(Well, three - my Mum and Dad had a try of them too:-)

CCA

Sarah Forbes

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Aug 22, 2012, 6:23:36 PM8/22/12
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So should I bring my special flowering tea and glass teapot? We can get two or three brews out of each one and I have a couple of them. 

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Nicola Edwards

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Aug 22, 2012, 7:07:12 PM8/22/12
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You should definitely bring them if it's not going to be too much trouble! 

Nic


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Thomas Zahr

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Aug 23, 2012, 5:57:10 AM8/23/12
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After looting an airport I'm now bringing chocolate, gummibears, marzipa,n and more  chocolate

Thomas =:-)

Treehugger

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Aug 23, 2012, 6:03:06 AM8/23/12
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For any homesick Irish, I'll be bringing a family pack of Tayto.

CCA

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Aug 23, 2012, 4:54:48 PM8/23/12
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On Aug 22, 11:23 pm, Sarah Forbes <p6655...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> So should I bring my special flowering tea and glass teapot? We can get two or three brews out of each one and I have a couple of them.

That sounds lovely, yes please! :-) Make sure you take your teapot
home afterwards though (same goes for anyone bringing plates, cake
knives, boards and stuff like that)

CCA

CCA

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On Aug 23, 11:03 am, Treehugger <huggeroftr...@gmail.com> wrote:
> For any homesick Irish, I'll be bringing a family pack of Tayto.

As a big fan of Dara O'Briain (who mentions Tayto a few times in his
concert DVDs) I look forward to trying those :-)

CCA
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