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Umbelina Baublitz

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SpecialContainment Procedures: As the nature of SCP-7617 has only been recently discovered by the Department of Metafictional Research, its containment procedures are still being drafted and are awaiting approval from Site-400's current site director.

Description: SCP-7617 is the designation given to Junior Researcher Francis Selakkan, of Site-400's Department of Mundane Artifacts and Uneventful Data Evaluation (MAUDE). SCP-7617 is a Caucasian adult male of British-Israeli descent, 161 centimeters in height with brown eyes and short black hair.

Throughout recent observations conducted by the Department of Metafictional Research, SCP-7617 has been shown to possess an extremely low amount of pataphysical involvement potential. While baseline individuals have around at least 2 to 5 DMRGs1, SCP-7617 seems to only possess a reading of -3 at the time of writing, which is extremely unusual and completely unlikely for personnel employed by the Foundation.

Essentially, this would mean that any and all developing narratives fundamentally avoid SCP-7617, as he doesn't have the required cynosure to be the focal point of a narrative. As such, he has, at the time of writing, successfully evaded being affected and/or killed by some external story-driven force.

Addendum 7617-1, Recognized Events: The following is a list of events compiled by the Department of Metafictional Research that may have been attributed to SCP-7617's anomalous properties:

Addendum 7617-2, Incident Log: On December 7th, 2020, following ten seconds after the official posting of the above document to the SCiPnet server, SCP-7617, who was having lunch below an opened skylight roof in Site-400's main cafeteria, was struck by five consecutive lightning bolts and immediately died to internal burns and severe organ damage.

Analysis of SCP-7617's corpse revealed that it now possesses a DMRG reading of 1, and is consequently no longer considered anomalous. His remains were subsequently cremated and stored within Site-400's residential columbarium.