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Doctor 1 : enna aachu?
case failure'ah?
Doctor 2: Yes! suicide atmpt.
poison ah irunda kooda kaapathirukalam but payan vivarama "vijay" padatha fulla pathu irrukan :)
1. Life history of vijay
Totally 47 films
20 films REMAKE
5 films - Telgu movies utter flop
8 films - story copied
1 film - pokiri Xerox copy
5 films - Malayalam remake
39 films remake out of 47
Only 8 films had original script in which 5 were flop
He is the one & only copy star of Indian cinema
Inda naiku Doctor pattam vera
Illaya THALAVALI vijay, don't delete immediately
2. Bharathiyar Feelings
In heaven:
chellama - Aiyaiyo..!! ennanga panringa?
Bharathiyar - patha theriyala thooku mattikren
chellama - Naamthan already sethutome!!
Bharathiyar - kanda naai ellam enna mathri vesham potukutu
villu powerfullu nu punch dialogue pesumpothu ennaku marupadiyum
savanum polla iruku
3. Records:
Russians: We are living in 48 deg cool temp we are great
Africans: We are living in 48 deg heat v are great
Tamilan: We are living even after seeing 48 vijay films. Goyala yarkitta......
3.Blue cross:
Blue cross has put enquiry on vijay because lot of kuruvi has
attempted suicide for mis using their name.
4. Bus comedy:
Doctor - Ennappa eppadi adi pattuch
patient - Bus-la porappa 'vijay' padam pottanga,
Theatre-nu ninachu velia vanthutten
Doctor-??\
5. CSK intro
vijay wants intro with CSK players.
vijay: Hai i am one of the top actor in tamil cinema.
Hyden: Ah Gud joke...Appa macha ntini neeyum hero thanda
Dhoni: Machi... ntiniku santhosatha paaru... balaji do u know him??
Balaji: Theriyala machan theatrela tea kudukara payan mari irukan..
Vijay: sathiyama naan actor than da.
Morkel : Thambi joke adichacu podum.... poi tea eduthukutu vaa.
Fleming : Enaku sakara jasthia.
vijay(crying) : Dai naan actor than da nambunga da... Appa paru pa
naba matrenganunga.
SA: Vidu magesh babu padathaium un padathium pottu kattu kandipa
nambuvanunga
6. Chess comedy:
Ajit - chess vilaiyaada povom varingala?
vijay - neega pou ground la wait pannunga naan shoe pottutu varean
vijay rocks
7. Pava manipu:
Reporter: Oru padam mudicha piragu neenga enna pannuveenga?
vijay: Simple chruchla poi pava manipu kaepean.
8. Best comedy:
Vadivel : Nan than periya comedian
Vivek: Ella nan than periya comedian
Santhanam: Dai methuva peasunga pakkathula "vijay" irukkaru
9. National anthem:
Viajy to prabhudeva: Indha patu superah Iruke idha Namba Padathula
Remake panalama
Prabu Deva: Dei nasama ponavane Adhu Desiya Geetham da
10. Easy way to die:
Easy way to die:
1. Smoke daily - u will die 10 years early
2. Drink Daily - u will die 30 years early
3. Love a girl truly - u will die daily
4. But see vijay poster u will die suddenly
Yena koduma sir ithu
11 Diff between kamal and vijay
Difference between kamal & vijay:
Kamal acts in 10 diff role in one film(original).
but vijay acts in same role in 10 different dupping films.
12. Director comedy:
Director comedy :
Director - Vadivelu podalama, Illa karunas podalama
Vijay - Comedy kuda nane pannuran sir
Director - Comedy neenga than panringa nan hero yara podalamnu think panran
13. Doctor vijay:
Dr. vijay sslc goes 2 a shop & shouts where is the free gift with this
mineral water.
Seller: There is no free gift with this
Vijay: But on the lable its written bacteria free. I am doctor u can't cheat me
Enjoy non stop doctor vijay comedies
Driver - Sorry sir petrol mulusa dry aagidichi , inimel oru adi kuda munnadi nagarathu
Dogtor vijay - Hmm.. sari reverse edu veetukavathu pokalam
14. Exam hall:
Ajith & vijay writing semester exam:
vijay : Thala konjam answer kattunga
Ajit: Hindi paper da idhu unnaku tamil exam da
vijay: Parravala adha kattunga na tamila remake pannikuraen
Thala: Idhuku picha edukalaam
vijay: yevalavo panrom idhu panna maatomaa......
15. Exclusive vijay comedies
Exclusive vijay comedies:
1. How a police can wear boot cut and have style hair?(pokiri)
2. How to go to final match after losing semi finals?(Gilli)
3. How to become boxer in 1 day & 1 song? (Badri)
4.How to come alive even after dying?(puthya geethai)
5. And finally having a long jump record for a half a KM in kuruvi....
Still to be continued :-) enna koduma sir idhu....
16. TV special:
Customer. Intha TV velai enna?
Salesman: 1,00,000 sir
Cus: Appadi enna special?
Salesman: Tv la "vijay" program vanda aduve thana vera channel maridum
17. Suntv:
vijay : Namma suntv mela case podanum
Manager : Ethukku sir
vijay : Ennoda aduthapadam hit aagumnu sonnatha vilayatu seithil la pottu irukanga
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