TGIF. Shake it off. Tonight. One Night Only. Are We Out Of The Woods Yet? We are out of the woods.

[Cole Slinker]

Dear Friends and Family Of All Ages 21 plus,

Tonight is the 11th annual installment of the long-awaited, monthly dance party specdracular INDIE SLASH.

This is an extra special Indie Slash because not one, not two, not three, not four, but ALL FOUR of the Indie Slash DJ advisors are being deployed. Boots on the ground.

What time?

10 PM: sweetie baby hunny bunny baby pies

11 PM - 2 AM: Rancey B and Danny White

Where?

Same place we always do it! Amnesia on Valencia Street

CAN I BRING MY FRIENDS?

YOU CAN! But ladies leave your man at home. The club is full of ballers. And they pockets? Full grown.

For the uninitiated: What is Indie Slash?

Indie Slash is a gathering of like-minded millennial individuals who, through the physicality and intimacy of rhythmic dance, join together in celebration of the end of the second workweek of each month. Or to put it more algebraically: TGIF where F = The Second Friday of The Month.

FAQs

Q: Do I need to know Algebra? I don't know anything about Algebra.

A: Working knowledge or at least passing familiarity of the basic principles of Algebra is helpful but not required.

Q: I'm a fella. It's 11:30 and the club is jumpin' jumpin'. Should I leave my girl with her friends?

A:  Actually, studies show you should bring yo girl. According to Business Insider, it's important in relationships to show kindness and generosity to one another.

Any other questions, please contact me directly.

See you TONIGHT!

 0.5 * Sweethearts