A woman complaining to her neighbor that her husband always came late from office, no matter how she tried to stop him.
Neighbor – “Take my advice,” do what I did.Once my husband came home at three o’ clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: “Is that you Ashok?” and that cured him.
A woman – “cured him! But how?”
Neighbor – “You see, his name is Sanjay“.