🔥 NEW ARRIVAL — 7 Designs So Chaotic They Should Be Illegal 🔥
Dog Mom Hat
<dogmomhat@gmail.com>DogMomHat just dropped seven fresh designs that scream:
"I have no control over my life, but at least my shirt is hilarious."
Perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm, chaos, and fashion crimes.
Let's dive in. Buckle up... 🫣👇
1️⃣ New Year, Same Baka Life Penguin Tee
This penguin said: "New year? Same dumb life."
Perfect for anyone entering 2025 with zero improvement plans and unlimited emotional damage.
For the bird nerds who want to look academic and ready to throw hands.
Cute, cozy, and slightly unhinged-just like your sleep schedule.
Wake up → coffee → tractor → beer → bathroom → sleep.
The most accurate "life schedule" hoodie ever created. Therapist not included.
If you were an "oops baby" but turned out iconic anyway, this shirt belongs to you.
Born by accident. Thriving by chaos.
For couples who decorate the tree… and each other.
Cute enough for Christmas photos, dirty enough to get you banned from family gatherings.
For people who hate Christmas carols but will happily summon spirits instead.
Festive, spooky, and absolutely not grandma-approved.
If Santa knows your name for the wrong reasons, this is your signature holiday fit.
Wear it with pride, you festive menace.
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