Found somewhere in the dictionary between Captain MacFluffer and carcer is:
*** CARATCH ***
Please send me your fabulous, fanciful, fictitious, fairy-tale, fabricated, false, fantastical, forged, fabled, far fetched, fraudulent, flimflam, feigned, fanatical, and figmental fake definitions for CARATCH by email to widdis (at) dixonary (dot) net.
I’ll set a deadline in 36 hours, at 8 pm PST on Wednesday February 11, well after I return home from the Super Bowl Parade in Seattle. That's 11 pm EST at the US Naval Observatory in Washington DC, and Thursday 4 am UTC/GMT on the International Space Station and at the Greenwich Meridian and elsewhere in the UK, 5 am CET at la Méridienne de France and in most of Europe, and 5 pm NZDT at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station and in New Zealand.