Round 3589 CUT-PYOCK results

[Glenn Thomas Davis]

In a photo finish, with 3 natural and 2 unnatural points, Shefler's sausage beats out Barrs gutted piebald cock (boy, that didn't come out the way I wanted it to) due to Mike's superior rolling score. Better luck next time Johnny!

Paul Keating (naturally… this guy!) sort-of guessed (it's complicated) that a cut-pyock, or a cut-pock, or a kitpock, is a stomach, as spelled out in the inexhaustible Dialect of Banffshire:

Since Paul's DQ was in part a result of my misunderstanding of the rules (honestly, I made so many mistakes this round next time I win you'd be better off letting the second place finisher run it, or, IDK… some sort of bot? Or a monkey?) I hereby grant him two dealer points, for a total of 3.

Take it away Mike!!