Found somewhere in the dictionary between spitchcock and splairge is:
*** SPIT-FROG ***
Please send me your fabulous, fanciful, fictitious, fairy-tale, fabricated, false, fantastical, forged, fabled, far fetched, fraudulent, flimflam, feigned, fanatical, and figmental fake definitions for SPIT-FROG by email to widdis (at) dixonary (dot) net.
I’ll set a deadline in 38 hours (or whenever I wake up): at 6am PST on Saturday, Jan 3 at the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles, which is 7 am EST at the US Naval Observatory in Washington DC, Noon UTC/GMT on the International Space Station and at the Greenwich Meridian and elsewhere in the UK, 1pm CET at la Méridienne de France and in most of Europe, and Sunday at 1 am NZDT at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station and in New Zealand.