Here are a baker's dozen definitions for NURGLE, one of which I got out of an actual dictionary. Please submit two guesses by noon Wednesday, September 10 EDT in 2025 of the Common Era, if you please. Good luck!
1. A tube used to reduce the sound made by water rushing into a cistern.
2. A small pocket on clothing for keys, a watch, or other small items.
3. The characteristic sound of a waterfall.
4. A short, squat little savage man.
5. To cheat in a cheese-rolling competition by brushing the grass with a broom either to smooth the path for one's own cheese or to provide rougher ground for the opponents's cheeses; some local "house rules" allow the former but not the latter. The standard penalty, apart of course from losing, is to have to eat the winning cheese.
6. A wet nurse.
7. To adjust the oscillation frequency of an electrical circuit by modifying its capacitance.
8. The underlip in men and animals, when it hangs down large and loose. Hence: to hang one's nurgle: to look disappointed, discontented or sulky.
9. A subsonic vocalization by elephants used to communicate over long distances.
10. A flute made out of the wood of the jackfruit tree.
11. A tangled mass of fibers, hair, or thread; a small knot or snarl.
12. [Theater Slang] Any small piece of stage property, such as a candlestick or a book, which enhances a scene but is not essential to it.
13.
Scot. A lump of uncooked oatmeal in a plate of porridge.
—Glenn
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The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
—Plutarch