[大嘴] Why Chinese Is So Damn Hard（老外的控诉来了）(转寄)
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by David Moser
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So then the question arises: What do the Chinese themselves consider to be an impossibly hard language? You then look for the corresponding phrase in Chinese, and you find Ge?n tia?nshu? y��ya?ng ������һ�� meaning "It's like heavenly script."
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I found that I couldn't remember how to write the character ��, as in da penti ���燢 "to sneeze". I asked my three friends how to write the character, and to my surprise, all three of them simply shrugged in sheepish embarrassment. Not one of them could correctly produce the character. Now, Peking University is usually considered the "Harvard of China". Can you imagine three Ph.D. students in English at Harvard forgetting how to write the English word "sneeze"??
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"Hey, you speak Chinese. What does this scroll say?" You look up and see that the characters are written in wenyan, and in incomprehensible "grass-style" calligraphy to boot. It might as well be an EKG readout of a dying heart patient.
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March 5th, 2011
crazy chinese numbers.
A bar is one,
Two bars is two,
Three bars is three.
Four bars is four?No!four is ��
Well,my chinese teacher told me �� is four columns in a frame.
OK,but �� is five.
WTF.....
// Mar 5, 2011 at 2:57 pm
My chinese test questions:
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WTF......
// Mar 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Forget it.I was crazy when I read about �磬�棬��and��.
// Mar 5, 2011 at 3:17 pm
I still can not distinguish between �and�....
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