MILLION DOLLAR HUMOR FOR SHARING...!!!

["Jaunpur"]

MILLION DOLLAR HUMOR FOR SHARING...!!!  

 

Q: Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scenery even if their entry is restricted!

 

Signboard outside a prostitute's house: 

Married MEN not allowed. We're here

to serve the needy, not the greedy..!!

 

New AIDS Awareness Slogan: 

Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

 

Why is Sex like shaving?

Well, because no matter how well you do it today..tomorrow you'll have to do it again..!!

 

Q: What will happen if the earth rotates 30 times faster?

A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

 

Q: Why do 90% of women have left boob bigger than the right?

A: Because 90% of the boys are right handed. 

 

Q: What is the difference between

A PANTY & A STAGE CURTAIN?

A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... it's the beginning of the SHOWTIME..!! 

 

Advantages of having an affair with a married women...

They give like hell.

They do not yell.

They do not tell.

They do not swell 

And there's no Wedding Bell.