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Rajesh Prabhu Salgaonkar

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Oct 9, 2011, 3:01:16 PM10/9/11
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Dear Makrand,
it seems, u have been mentioned in the story....

 

Read until end……


no offence...

 

 

Wah
>>>>> marathi talent !!!!
 
 
>>>>> Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
 
>>>>> 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
 
>>>>> One particular candidate is our Makrand.
 
>>>>> Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
 
>>>>> "Those who do not know JAVA may leave the room..."
 
>>>>> So immediately 2000 people left the room.
 
>>>>> Makrand says to himself,
 
>>>>> 'I do not know JAVA, but I have
 
>>>>> nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'
 
>>>>> Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
 
>>>>> So immediately 2000 people Left the room
 
 
 
>>>>> Makrand says to himself
 
>>>>> 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.
 
>>>>> Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
 
>>>>> So immediately 500 people Left the room.
 
>>>>> Makrand says to himself,
 
>>>>> 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.
 
>>>>> Finally,
 
>>>>> Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak "Serbo-Croat" to leave.
 
>>>>> So immediately 498 people left the room.
 
>>>>> Makrand says to himself,
 
>>>>> 'I don't even know to speak even any one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays
 and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.
 
 Bill Gates joined them and said
 
 'Apparently you are the only
 
>>>>> two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat language, so I'd now like to hear you people have a conversation together in that language.'
 
>>>>> Calmly, Makrand turns to the other candidate and says
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>>>>> 'Kothun Alas Re?'
 
>>>>> The other candidate answers... "Punyahun !!!!"
  

 

 

 

 




॥ सत्यमेव जयते ॥

- राजेश प्रभु साळगांवकर
वृत्त संपादक,
मुंबई

- Rajesh Prabhu Salgaonkar
News Editor,
Mumbai


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Pl. see & read new Book published by me on 1857 - Freedom Strugle....
It's in Marathi + Hindi....
"1857 che Swatantyrasamar - Ek Sankalan"
Sampadak - Malhar Gokhale, Anil Vartak, Sharad Joshi
Available at Dyanam - Book stall at Thakurdwar, Mumbai
Sent from Mumbai, Maharashtra, India


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