Just for laughs - The dating game
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Carol Wingert
Jun 30, 2010, 8:07:27 AM6/30/10
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Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's really unattractive?" says Mike. "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how attractive and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:
"Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how attractive and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:
"Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
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greg
Jul 27, 2010, 7:30:10 AM7/27/10
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Yes, Carol, I *did* enjoy it. The first time, when you put it up a
while ago, too. :)
Matters of perspective can be fun.
Phoenixes and dragons! Or, more easily understood, the Mirror
Principle.
Marry your equal, make both sides happy...
-=-=-=
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while ago, too. :)
Matters of perspective can be fun.
Phoenixes and dragons! Or, more easily understood, the Mirror
Principle.
Marry your equal, make both sides happy...
-=-=-=
On Jun 30, 8:07 pm, Carol Wingert <cjwing...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his.
> But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen
> before. "What do I do if she's really unattractive?" says Mike. "I'll be
> stuck with her all night."
>
> "Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you
> like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout
> 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."
>
> So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is
> awe-struck at how attractive and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the
> girl suddenly shouts:
>
> "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
>
> Hope you enjoyed it!!!
>
> Carol
>
> http://www.carolwingert.comhttp://www.iPhotographGod.com- Seeing the Divine in Everything!https://www.createspace.com/3453951- 27 Pennsylvania Edible Plants - Full
> Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his.
> But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen
> before. "What do I do if she's really unattractive?" says Mike. "I'll be
> stuck with her all night."
>
> "Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you
> like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout
> 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."
>
> So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is
> awe-struck at how attractive and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the
> girl suddenly shouts:
>
> "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
>
> Hope you enjoyed it!!!
>
> Carol
>
> Color!https://www.createspace.com/278451- One hour DVD with over 100 photos from
> iPhotographGod.com set to relaxing music!http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=3929389- Love to Journal? You'll
Oinarp Mot
Jul 27, 2010, 9:29:27 AM7/27/10
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Who is this new Carol.
I like it.
I like it.
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Carol Wingert
Jul 27, 2010, 10:16:17 AM7/27/10
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On Tue, Jul 27, 2010 at 9:29 AM, Oinarp Mot <oin...@gmail.com> wrote:
Who is this new Carol.
I like it.
Sent from my iPhone
Yes, Carol, I *did* enjoy it. The first time, when you put it up a
while ago, too. :)
Matters of perspective can be fun.
Phoenixes and dragons! Or, more easily understood, the Mirror
Principle.
Marry your equal, make both sides happy...
-=-=-=
On Jun 30, 8:07 pm, Carol Wingert <cjwing...@gmail.com> wrote:
Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend of his.
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