FW: Grandeur of the English Language

2 views
Skip to first unread message

Basesh Gala

unread,
Nov 2, 2010, 12:35:51 PM11/2/10
to dha...@googlegroups.com

 

 

Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence: "I hit him in the eye yesterday.terday."                                                           

                                                                           
  The Query: What is this word?                                            
                                                                           
  The Answer: The word is "ONLY".                                          
                                                                           
  The Message:                                                              
  1.   ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)                
  2.   I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.   )                
  3.   I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)            
  4.   I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)  
  5.   I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)                
  6.   I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye)    
  7.   I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)                      
  8.   I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)          
                                                                           
  This is the beauty and complexity of the English language                 

 

 




--
Regards

 

 

 

Abhishek Laddha

IBS-M

 

Reply all
Reply to author
Forward
0 new messages