Fwd: Naughty Laughs

[Ankit Shubham]

The last one is awesome... :)

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From: Pinaki Pal <pal.of...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Apr 10, 2010 at 7:08 PM
Subject: Naughty Laughs
To: mec...@googlegroups.com

HAVE LOTS OF FUN.......

 

 

 

 

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
hai."
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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar
Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Qun...

Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

Husband: Why??

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON"
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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman.

They loved & got married.

Moral: an !dea can change ur wife
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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?

Don't know??

He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house

EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...

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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old"

He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"

Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."

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Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.

Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"

He answerd, "KILL ONE"

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside

"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

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Ankit Shubham
Third Year Undergraduate Student
Department of Mechanical Engineering
Indian Institute of Technology, Kharagpur
India

[Rajendra Meena]

http://www.deeshaa.org/2010/02/16/trains-of-the-world/