Jerry Jones Needs Your Money Now

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Felton

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Aug 10, 2001, 11:17:33 AM8/10/01
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According to the radio this morning, Jerry Jones has an estimated
total cost of $1 billion for Jerry World. The previous number was
$500 million. I don't know about the rest of you, but I hereby pledge
$1, to be paid from any lottery winnings that may come my way. I
further pledge to think about buying a lottery ticket sometime in the
near future. I hope this pledge of support is sufficient, as it is
all I am willing to do at this time...

(Another good reason not to live in Arlington):)

Roman License

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Aug 10, 2001, 2:08:36 PM8/10/01
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MY GOD!!!! I wonder how much Jerry Springer has? He is/was more popular than
J Jones!! Could he be well over a billion by now??

Wait ... were you talking about the Jenny Jones from tv? lol

Felton

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Aug 10, 2001, 2:50:13 PM8/10/01
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On 10 Aug 2001 18:08:36 GMT, romanl...@aol.com (Roman License)
wrote:

>MY GOD!!!! I wonder how much Jerry Springer has? He is/was more popular than
>J Jones!! Could he be well over a billion by now??
>
>Wait ... were you talking about the Jenny Jones from tv? lol

An easy mistake to make. They are both in essentially the same line
of work, but Jerry has the better face lift:)

Roman License

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Aug 11, 2001, 7:44:39 PM8/11/01
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I especially like when chicks lift their face up from ... umm ... OK MOM, BE
RIGHT THERE!! ... have to take out the trash. Finish later ... bye

Joe Kerr

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Aug 12, 2001, 3:56:04 PM8/12/01
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I need my money now, and in the foreseeable future. What is Jerry
world, and do I really want to know

Ric.

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