[3170] MICROSOFT.

[sunil s]

 

 

 

DEAR FRIENDS,   Microsoft's Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta Singh .   To : Bill Gates, Microsoft From : Banta Singh of Punjab  Date : 1 April 2011 Subject : Problems with my new computer  Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..  1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this ' find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will you provide that?  5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single picture of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC only at home. 8. You provide 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after office hours.  Regards,   Banta   Last one Mr. Bill Gates   PS: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?   RTN.NASIR BORSADWALA R.C.KOLHAPUR MIDTOWN. -- --------------------------------------------Important-------------------------------------------------------------You received this message because you are subscribed to the GoogleGroups "Rotary International District 3170" group.To post to this group, send email to 31...@googlegroups.comTo unsubscribe from this group, send email to3170+un...@googlegroups.comFor more options, visit this group athttp://groups.google.com/group/3170?hl=en-GB-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

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