Hi Scott,
I'm not quite sure if Andrew was just joking, but I feel compelled to respond because that's the kind of message we're only going to be worse off by following.
The way I read it, and maybe you or Andrew if he's on this list can correct me if I'm wrong, it's the same as saying that if a sysadmin can trust enough his tools eventually the uptime will be 100%.
On top of that there's a fundamental misconception that meetings are about lack of trust and a desire of control. Yes it may be that way for some, but in a lot of cases it's just about getting on the same page so that we can go about our work more efficiently.
Also a lot of meetings are endless, in the last 3 companies I worked for we mostly only had 15 mins sync-ups every day (I don't feel any need to call them standup) and one larger meetings when needed to discuss larger projects (and those in general only involved 2 or 3 people, not entire teams).
And with that I'm not trying to defend meetings, for example where I work we just started experimenting with dropping the daily sync-up in favor of more pairing in rotation and autogenerated reports. Point being, the goal isn't the meeting itself, that'd be silly of course, but rather having everybody on the same page and making sure that we don't get troubled by bad surprises. Sometimes to achieve that the best tool in a toolbox is a meeting. Demonizing them as often happens in engineering circles is not useful to anybody imo.
cheers,
Spike