Rod Allen - The Game

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Dave

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Apr 29, 2008, 9:08:28 AM4/29/08
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List, something to make you smile:

Thought you all may enjoy, it's almost spot on Rod.

Here's a way to have fun when you can't make it down to Comerica for a Tigers game....the official Facebook Rod Allen Drinking Game!


1 DRINK:

When Rod says "Mario" or "pat-nah."

3 DRINKS:

When Rod says "without question."

When Rod says "predictable count(s)."

When Rod says "pull field."

When Rod says "elevated."

When Rod says "skipper."

5 DRINKS:

When Rod makes any kind of reference to someone making adjustments.
� Double if he is referencing a coach.

When Rod makes any kind of reference to a player or his ability being "special."

When Rod says the phrase "Oh no he didn't."

When Rod says the phrase "from time to time."

When Rod says "cheese."

When Rod says "features," "featuring" or "featured."

When Rod refers to Jim Leyland as a "beauty."

When Rod says "filthy."

When Rod refers to RBIs as "rib eye steaks."

When Rod repeats a statement or point he made earlier in the game.

When Rod says "He's just money", referring to his favorite player Placido Polanco.

When Rod says: "Sheff is cooking" relating to Gary Sheffield doing well of late.

When Rod says "They bring their lunch pails to the ballpark", referring to a player who works hard.

When Rod says: "You can't sneak a piece of cheese by a rat." Referring to a Tiger hitting a homerun after being thrown a fastball.

7 DRINKS:

When Rod mentions Tiger awards from 2006
* AL Champs, Rookie of the Year, Coach of the Year

When Rod says someone is scuffling.

Whenever Rod says he talked to someone at batting practice.

When Rod says the phrase "professional hitter."

When Rod says "Get the married men off the infield." After a screaming line drive.

When Rod says "Get down with your bad self." When a Tiger makes a good play or hits a big home run.

8 DRINKS:

When Rod makes reference to his coaching/broadcasting career in Arizona .

When Rod makes reference to Kenny Rogers' influence on the young pitching staff.

Whenever Rod makes the statement "some kind of _____." (IE: Some kind of smooth)

Whenever Rod talks about the benefit to a defense when a young pitcher works quickly.

10 DRINKS:

When Rod describes baseball as chess on grass.

When Rod asks Mario if he worked out today.
� Double if he asks this during a home game.

When Rod makes reference to cotton candy.
� Double if he makes reference to pink cotton candy.

When Rod makes reference to how much fun Pudge is having. � Drink double if it is anyone else.

When Rod makes reference to the Carlos Guillen trade.

When Rod says the phrase "game within the game."

When Rod says the phrase, "the unintentional, intentional walk."

When Rod makes reference to how "smooth" any of the Tiger middle infielders are. � Drink double if it is anyone else.

When Rod says "Uncle Charlie", while Verlander is pitching.

When Rod mentions "Mr. Snappy", while Bonderman is pitching.

12 DRINKS:

When Rod makes reference to his playing career. *Rod only had about 50 career ABs, 20 with the Tigers.

20 DRINKS:

When the footage of Rod charging the mound in Japan is shown.

General Silliness: 2 drinks may be had when Rod displays general silliness. This optional rule can be applied in group or individual play and can be declared before the game or invoked when the silliness occurs. General silliness can be loosely interpreted as that's why it's not technically part of the rules. Experienced players will recognize this activity which can include stepping over the play by play with yelps, screams or any array of noises, use of non-words, abundant laughing or appearing overly giddy. HEEHAHAHA!!!!

Dave


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