Many men think that "the larger the woman's breasts, the less intelligent
she is.However, the fact is "the larger the woman's breasts the less
intelligent
the men around her become .."
The Secret of Longevity:
Morning: Two eggs with milk
Evening: Two pegs with chips
Night: Two legs with lips
The Theory of Reverse Dynamics:
When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty, and when a woman becomes
naughty, she becomes rich ..
The Boss to a lady aspirant to the post of a Secretary:
"What is the difference between a paper clip and a screw?"
Lady: "I do not know. I have never been paper clipped"
Santa to Banta after the interview :
"Everything
went well till the time they asked me to show my testimonials. I
guess they were not the right size...."