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• Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Plenty
• Homer and Marge, although Marge's attractiveness has been played up over time and Homer has usually been shown as more attractive in his younger years when he started dating Marge. The episode "The Italian Bob" seems to reference this trope when the end of the episode shows Marge and Homer taking a romantic gondola ride, the gondolier providing his services for the evening puts his own spin on the song "That's Amore", much to Homer's annoyance.Gondolier: [singing] When a wife looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral!
• Homer has managed to attract several bombshells over the course of the show. They seem to see him as hot. Or maybe it's his personality, which is odd, given the way he acts the rest of the time.
• In "Holidays of Future Passed," Milhouse and Lisa end up married. Milhouse grows up to be balding with a gut and Lisa grows up beautifully.
• Mona Simpson, as seen in flashbacks in some episodes, was somewhat of a looker when she was young and Homer was a toddler; Homer's dad, however, was not so much more attractive than he is now, and was also somewhat of a slob.
• Apu and Manjula. Possibly justified due to her being several years younger and the two being part of an Arranged Marriage.
• Comic Book Guy is a balding, obese, jerkass, Basement-Dweller. His wife, Kumiko, is a textbook Yamato Nadeshiko.
• Ultra Super Death Gore Fest Chainsawer 3000: The game "Bonestorm" in "Marge Be Not Proud".
• Umpteenth Customer: Homer buys the one millionth cone at a ice cream store in "You Kent Always Say What You Want".
• Uncertain Doom: The fate of Artie Ziff.
• Uncle Sam Wants You: When Springfield threatened to deport illegal immigrants, there was a poster with Uncle Sam saying "I want you... OUT".
• Unconfessed Unemployment: In "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs", Homer's life coach convinces him to quit his job to get a better one at a copper tubing company. He doesn't get it but cannot bring himself to tell his family, so he starts pretending to go into work and instead hanging out at Krusty Burger.
• Unconventional Food Usage:
• In "Lisa Goes Gaga", Lady Gaga appears in a dress made out of steak.
• In one episode, Homer is mad at Ned, and so pours salt on his garden so his flowers won't grow.
• Undead Author: Groundskeeper Willie's story about the miner's strike.
• Under the Truck: Marge does this (although she is on foot), dropping underneath Hans Moleman's truck while running home, in "You Kent Always Say What You Want".
• Underwater Fart Gag: In "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons", Homer and Apu sit in a hot tub and Jasper offers to turn on the bubbles.
• Underling with an F in PR: One episode has Mayor Quimby remember he forgot to deliver Chief Wiggum's bribe for the month and give it to him... in front of most of Springfield's citizens. Chief Wiggum: And when you break the law, you gotta go to jail. Mayor Quimby: Uh, that reminds me, er, here's your monthly kickback. Chief Wiggum: You just... you couldn't have picked a worse time.
• Underside Ride: Sideshow Bob does it in "Cape Feare" in a parody of the scene in Cape Fear.
• Un-Duet: Marge ends up singing one half of "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off" at a wedding when Homer lets her down... again.
• Unexpected Kindness: In the episode "Cape Feare", Bart is jumpy because Sideshow Bob wants him dead. Marge holds up some scissors and says, "I'm gonna get you...", then finishes her sentence with "...some ice cream at the store because we're saving our money on diet cola!" (she was using the scissors to cut out coupons). Later, Bart is scared because Homer was running in with a knife, but he was just offering brownies.
• Unexpectedly Dark Episode:
• "Homer's Enemy" is a story focusing on Frank Grimes (a "realistic" character, by Word of God) being forced into the Played for Laughs Crapsack World of Springfield and getting so fed up with Homer's Idiot Houdini luck that he becomes the titular "enemy" of Homer... and then when Homer's luck saves him from being humiliated by a plan of Grimes, he undergoes a Villainous Breakdown which ends with him accidentally committing suicide-by-high-voltage.
• Several episodes focused on Mr. Burns and Sideshow Bob get dark considering their villainous status.
• Any episode with a character who has no funny quirks and is played seriously. Examples include the winemakers from "The Crepes of Wrath" (who nearly killed Bart by giving him antifreeze-laced wine), the Babysitter Bandit from "Some Enchanted Evening" (who tied up the kids and tried to rob the house) and Bart's kindergarten teacher from "Lisa's Sax" (whose treatment of Bart helped make him what he is today).
• Unexpected Positive: When Marge and Homer are mistakenly assessed as negligent parents, they are forced to attend a parenting class which Marge initially fails due to a false positive diagnosis for crack and PCP.
• Unexpectedly Real Magic: In the Treehouse of Horror episode "Dial 'Z' for Zombie", Bart discovers a book of spells. To test it out he offers Lisa to use it to bring Snowball I back from the dead. The spell Goes Horribly Wrong as it causes zombies to rise from the grave all over the world.
• Unexplained Recovery:
• In "Simpsons Bible Stories":Bart: [to Ralph] I thought you were dead!
  Ralph: Nope!
• In "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife", Dr. Marvin Monroe appears at a book signing. When asked where he's been all these years, he replies that he's been very sick. Of course, we've seen his gravestone in previous episodes, but never mind.
• The Unfair Sex:
• Happened with Homer and Marge quite a bit in the earlier seasons, though lately, the show has started to call both of them out when one of them mucks up the marriage.
• The episodes dealing with infidelity seem to paint Marge as a delicate flower easily wounded by her boorish husband, while Homer is seen as a pig for even thinking of leaving Marge... and yet Marge has been more likely to have an affair than Homer. He's had only two memorable instances though "Colonel Homer" was one-sided on Lurleen's part and "The Last Temptation of Homer" was mostly a manifestation of his guilt at the mere thought of cheating.
• In "The Boys of Bummer", when Homer tries to stop the harassment being hurled toward Bart, they get on Homer's case for not using a condom and conceiving Bart, but after Bart's suicide attempt brings Marge to a Rage Breaking Point with the town, none of them blame her for giving birth to him.
• Unflattering ID Photo:
• After failing a breathalyzer test in the episode "Duffless", Homer loses his driver's license. When it gets stamped "VOID", we see he has a very unflattering photo with him having one eye closed, another eye squinting, and his mouth hanging open.
• "The Old Man and the Key": Selma is about to take Grandpa Simpson's picture in preparation for getting his driver's license, when Grandpa asks her if she can just use his photo from the latest issue of the Springfield Shopper newspaper instead. The photo depicts Grandpa yelling at a cloud, under a headline that says OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD. The picture gets used for his driver's license.
• Unfortunate Implications: In-Universe example: When Krusty was doing one of his comedy gigs on TV (filmed at the Apollo Theatre, no less), the show he was doing was "Krusty Komedy Klassics." When he turns around and saw the sign on the stage, he realized in shock that it also had the same acronym as the Ku Klux Klan written in white letters, causing Krusty to giggle nervously and say "KKK?...That's not good..." before the (obviously) offended audience decided to throw objects at him.
• Unfortunate Search Results: In "The Great Wife Hope", the town's mothers go out for a night of "crazy bowling", and Marge reveals she got the idea after doing an Internet search for "girls having fun" and found it after scrolling through 97,000 pages of porn.
• Ungrateful Bastard: Barney in "Mr. Plow." At the start of the episode, he's seen handing out fliers wearing a baby outfit (putting him nearly bare naked during the cold temperatures) and encourages Homer to promote his snow plowing business through something else other than fliers. This is what helps Homer's business become popular in the city, until Homer himself gives Barney advice about how to become successful himself. The next day, Barney comes in with a much larger snow plowing truck to Homer where Homer calls Barney out in stealing his idea. Barney then says Homer needs some healthy competition ...and promptly shoots the tires of Homer's plow truck. It doesn't help matters he keeps running Homer's name to the ground in his own TV ads while Homer does nothing to him until he gives Barney false info to clear out a house in a very dangerous area.
• Unicorns Are Sacred: In this couch gag, the workers manufacturing the Simpsons merchandise are depicted as miserable slaves made to work for cruel masters at Fox. There is a unicorn chained up in the underground sweatshop, looking malnourished and unhappy.
• Unimpressive Progress Reveal: Used various times.
• In the "Treehouse of Horror" segment "King Homer", the eponymous giant ape climbs a skyscraper with Marge in his hand, but drops from exhaustion - from the second floor, about half his body height.
• Used twice in "King of the Hill"
• Homer decides to start running at night, next scene has him already crawling due to exhaustion and stops in front of a mailbox... the one of his neighbor Flanders.
• Homer must climb Mount Murderhorn (a gigantic mountain that is said to be worse than the Everest). One Time Skip later, the camera follows a trail of spent oxygen tanks and a Homer that is greedily sucking down on a new one... and then we find out that he just ascended about 20 feet (it's still close enough to the ground that Bart can easily tell him to stop using up his oxygen).
• Unique Moment Ruined: One episode has Bart and Lisa eagerly looking forward to watching a special episode of The Itchy and Scratchy Show, where Scratchy will supposedly finally get to kill Itchy. However, right at the pivotal moment, the TV gets plugged out... and when it's plugged back in a few seconds later, the episode is already at the end credits. Krusty the Clown: WOW! They'll never let us show that again! Not in a million years! [laughs] Bart and Lisa: AAAAHHHH!
• Unknown Rival:
• Not quite enemies, but in "Who Shot Mr. Burns?", Mr. Burns is perpetually unable to remember his employee Homer Simpson. Eventually Homer breaks into Burns's office and writes his name on every wall in giant letters, then attacking Burns and shouting "MY! NAME! IS! HOMER! SIMPSON!" at him. Afterwards, Burns has this to say to his manservant:Burns: Smithers, who was that cow just yelling at me?
• The situation is different when Homer changes his name:Burns: Ah! Max Power! How's every little thing?
  Homer: You remembered my name!
  Burns: Well, who could forget the name of a magnetic individual like you? Keep up the good work, Max!
• Homer experiences the other side of this trope with Frank Grimes, who hates Homer's guts, while Homer thinks they're friends, but only in the first act. And then his son, who takes revenge on Homer, "How is old Grimey?"
• The Unpronounceable: Parodied with Apu's last name (Nahasapeemapetilon) many times.
• Selma uses it as a way to avoid marrying Apu.Selma: [My name's] already long enough without Nahasapet-apeet-whatever.
• Apu will not receive justice from the Springfield Police.Chief Wiggum: Homer Simpson, you are under arrest for the murder of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa... pasa... ah, just Moe. Just Moe.
• When Apu joins The Be Sharps, their agent tells him that his name will never fit on a marquee:Agent: From now on, you're Apu Du Beaumarchaise.
  Apu: It is an insult to my ancestors and my god, but okay.
• Unreadably Fast Text:
• Done in "The Simpsons 138th Spectacular" when the show pays tribute to everyone who makes The Simpsons possible; a ton of names scroll up the screen for only three seconds at a really fast pace.
• In "Bart's Comet", Kent Brockman closed his news broadcast by saying, "The following people are gay:", which prompted a ridiculously fast-scrolling list.
• In "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses", a TV ad about the phone book cover contest repeatedly flashes the address for which to send the photos, due to the "Where Is Springfield?" Running Gag.
• In "Homer Badman", the TV show "Rock Bottom" admits to making some journalistic mistakes over the years, and a fast list of said mistakes scrolls up the screen.
• Unreveal Angle:
• In "Much Apu About Nothing", Homer is trying to help Apu prepare for his American citizenship test, and for locating Springfield on the map, he points near Chicago. Lisa corrects him, but the view of her pointing at the correct location is obscured by Bart's head.
• In one episode, Homer experiences a very frustrating version during a Dream Sequence. He's having money problems and he dreams about an invention that will make him rich, but he's never able to actually see the invention because someone is standing in the way.
• Unrobotic Reveal: In the show's parody of Robot Wars, after completely failing to build a battlebot, Homer covers himself in armour plating and enters the arena himself.
• Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: Homer, who gets less sympathetic as the show ages.
• Unusual Euphemism: In "Separate Vocations":Skinner: Look, let's can the euphemisms. No more bullspit.
• Unwanted Glasses Plot: Bart gets thick glasses to correct his lazy eye in "The Last Temptation of Homer". Along with hair salve, throat spray, and heightened shoes, making him look and sound like a stereotypical nerd. Martin: Your appearance is comical to me!
• Unwinnable Joke Game:
• A recurring Minigame in The Simpsons video games, "Larry The Looter", is completely unwinnable. Immediately after looting the electronics store (the only store it's possible to loot), Larry is gunned down by the angry store owner.
• Also "Panamanian Strongman": A King Kong-esque version of Manuel Noriega (who doesn't swat at or try to knock the planes out of the sky) gets shot down by airplanes and kicked by George H.W. Bush after telling players that "Winners don't use drugs" (despite that George Sr. has a son that did -- who later, for better and worse -- became a U.S. President).
• Unwitting Instigator of Doom: Homer does this at least once or twice a season.
• Up to Eleven: Krusty quotes this trope for word at the beginning of "The Man In Blue Flannel Pants".

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