Haunted Horror Full Movie

[Malva Ferster]

Whenit comes to spooky-themed entertainment, I'm a wuss. A scaredy cat. A weenie, if you will. I don't watch scary movies and even skip ahead through the scarier scenes in some PG and PG-13 TV shows. My version of Halloween is usually a not-so-scary approach involving a smiling pumpkin and Charlie Brown.

With that established, it'll shock no one that I haven't been to a haunted house in about three decades. I got separated from my friends inside one for what felt like forever when I was around 12 years old and well ... maybe I still haven't fully recovered.

However, I do love a good theme park production. So, after intentionally avoiding haunted houses for nearly as long as the run of Halloween Horror Nights, which launched at Universal Orlando Resort 31 years ago, it was time to see if I was brave enough to check out the theme park's 10 haunted houses and five outdoor scare zones.

Would I make it out in one piece, or would this first-timer be too afraid to experience all that the theme park has to offer when night falls and it embraces its spooky setting? I stepped inside the fog to find out.

Universal Orlando discourages bringing anyone younger than 13 to Halloween Horror Nights, and I'd say that's for good reason. I'm pretty sure my 12-year-old is just old enough to have a good time, but my 7-year-old absolutely would not.

This is not your cheesy Halloween atmosphere where everyone cheerfully says "boo" as you pass. It's a shockingly realistic movie set so well done that it sets the scene for plenty of authentic scares.

The lights are dim all around the park, with eerie smoke, creepy sounds and sinister lighting upping the ante around every turn. While there are some parts of the park that are mostly normal (other than the dim lighting), in others that serve as designated scare zones, someone may walk at you with a fake chainsaw blazing or pop out from around a corner with rotting skin.

While the exact houses vary from year to year, for 2022, there are 10 distinctly themed houses to choose from. Themes range from bugs to witches to classic horror characters like Dracula and The Mummy. There's even one called The Weeknd: After Hours Nightmare featuring a setting dreamed up by the musician.

All of the houses are "haunted," but the vibe in each is totally different. For example, The Weeknd's house was a fun but spooky dance party at one point, while The Horrors of Blumhouse, which draws inspiration from "Freaky" and "The Black Phone," was one long drawn-out anxiety attack.

Something may spit at you in one, and you may walk through creepy strands of things in others. However, the basic techniques of the scares and experiences are pretty consistent throughout the houses, even though the physical sets and characters vary.

To get you to scream and make it hard for you to see what's coming, each house leans into different levels of minimal visibility through the use of darkness or dim lights, fog, blind spots and easy-to-push-away barriers. If you're leading your pack, you'll have an entirely different experience than you would standing in the middle of your friends, as you'll be the one to experience many of the scares first.

There will be many "jump scares" where characters pop out of different corners and make you scream. They can't touch you, but they will be very close at times. There will also be scenes of gory things happening in the houses, some of which will be far more gruesome than you can imagine.

But remember, all of what you'll see is fake. If you keep that in mind as you work your way through the houses, you'll view them as entertaining and not truly scary. Even if you do find yourself feeling scared, you'll be through each house fairly quickly, as none take more than four minutes to complete.

During the heart of the evening, expect posted wait times of 45 to 100 minutes for each house, with the most popular ones requiring you to wait at least an hour on most busy nights. You'll find the shortest waits at the start and end of each night, especially on weekdays, as most people tend to visit over the weekend.

For example, you can buy an Express Pass to wait in a separate line that aims to be no more than half the posted normal wait time. Or, you can partake in a group or private "RIP" tour, a riff on a traditional VIP tour that gives you walk-on access to the houses much like you'd experience for rides during normal operations. RIP tours also come with the benefit of a guide who can tell you all about each house so you know what to expect before walking in.

During the media night, Universal hosted us for the RIP tour, so there was no time to build up extra anxiety as we went from one house to the next. In total, we saved more than eight hours that would've otherwise been spent in lines. (Not to mention, we also stopped at a private bar thanks to the tour.)

All in all, the RIP tour was a fabulous way to cram a lot in. If you want to experience all 10 houses in just a few hours, you'll likely want to consider paying for this upgraded experience. Know, though, that it comes at a cost.

Since the RIP tours cost $300 to $500 extra per person, they're not feasible for many families and groups. When I come back with some of my family using my own cash, I'll most likely opt for the more affordable Express Pass at about $130 per person on some dates, though this means I'll still face a slight (albeit manageable) wait.

I was so worried about getting too scared at the houses that I spent little time researching the food options ahead of my trip. Fortunately, this turned out to be a great surprise, as the food and drink options were, at times, exceptional.

We got to sample a variety of items from the various stands, including a twist on a fruity margarita called the Burning Skull (on the left above). It's made with tequila, lime juice, mango nectar, pineapple juice, hellfire bitters and jalapeno. The tasty concoction was the perfect blend of spicy and sweet and went a long way in helping take the edge off of going into the houses.

Lots of snacks are available, too, most of which cost between $6 and $8. I really enjoyed Lil' Boo's Spicy Pumpkin Bun, an orange-colored steamed bao bun with spicy butternut squash inside. The pepperoni and cheese pizza skulls with marinara were also a fun and filling treat, as were the African lentil coffins made with spiced lentils and potatoes stuffed in flaky vegan pie dough.

I had the churro-wrapped hot dog as well, which was shockingly much better than it sounded, though I likely wouldn't order it again. Next time, I'd want to try the "maggot-covered" cheese dog and twisted taters, both of which looked delicious.

Some of the rides that stay open during the event include Revenge of the Mummy, Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit and Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts. The lands around them, such as Diagon Alley, are also accessible, even though they are not used as scare zones or haunted houses, so they can be fun places to stretch your legs and enjoy a break from the scares.

If you want to experience some rides without a regular park ticket, plan on paying the extra $35 to enter at 3 p.m. That way, you can enjoy a few rides during normal park hours before gaining early entry to the Halloween Horror Nights festivities through the park's Stay and Scream program.

After digging into the basics and learning more about the event, you may still find yourself wondering if Halloween Horror Nights is right for you. Before making a decision, there are two more factors to consider.

Looking back, what really made me terrified to visit haunted houses as a child was feeling unsafe in them. While visiting one as a 12-year-old, I found myself unable to get out, find anyone to help and locate my group when I was separated from them.

These concerns are simply not applicable here. Not only are there ample security and team members in and out of the houses at Universal Orlando, but there are also safety standards in place when you're experiencing other parts of the park, such as the roller coasters. I felt at ease walking through each house knowing I could easily find someone to help me if an issue came up.

Although special effects don't bother me, if things like fog, loud noises and strobe lights tend to make you feel anxious or overwhelmed, you'll likely want to skip attending Halloween Horror Nights. This is especially true for those with younger kids and may also apply to people with any conditions which could make them more sensitive to loud noises, strobe lights and realistic, immersive environments.

If you're worried about the special effects, consider other Halloween festivities like Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party at Disney World or the Oogie Boogie Bash at Disneyland. Both are better suited for little ones, whereas Universal's Halloween Horror Nights is ideal for teens and adults looking for a bit of a fright.

Now that I know what it's like, I'm excited to plan a trip for me and my teen next year as they start fully appreciating all the creepiness of the holiday. Even this scaredy cat who still will not watch any horror films cannot wait to return.

HHN (Halloween Horror Nights) is a yearly event put on inside Universal Orlando Parks. The event takes place in both Orlando, FL and in Hollywood, CA. I am only focusing on Orlando since that is where we vacation. This year, in 2023, it starts at the beginning of September and continues until early November. It happens select nights from 6:30pm-2:00am. Make sure to check out the official Universal website to see all the dates.

Horror Nights has 10 haunted houses. Half are usually themed around popular horror movies. For example this year they have a Chucky, Stranger Things, The Last of Us, and The Exorcist house. These change every year. The other half of the houses are original ideas the creators of HHN come up with. This year they have Dueling Dragons, The Darkest Deal, Yeti, Dr. Oddfellow + more. All the houses are INSANELY themed and so well done. They are unlike any other haunted houses you will ever experience.

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