Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm
Pedt
[note: crossposted and followup set to poster]
Hi folks,
Some prat on the end of IP 210.17.138.64 has caught this virus. As I
recognise some of the From: addresses being sent to me are from these
demon.* groups, at least one or two here will probably be getting the
reverse effect of apparently getting emails with the virus sent From:
<string of chars up to 16>@pedt.demon.co.uk
Not me. The prat involved must have archived a lot of my posts to Usenet
[the idiot ;-)] as the <string of chars up to 16> are corrupted Turnpike
Message-IDs and I'm getting tons of the bloody things sent to @pedt.dcu
ab...@bt.net are being their usual clueless selves :-(
Anyone who's attempted to contact me by replying to one then I won't see
it - use my usual contact email addresses.
[apols for stating the obvious as most will know how to read headers,
the volume of SMTP connects and bounces sent here has been a bit on the
astounding size so some may well be taken in]
--
Pedt
Caravan man
recliner:
>In article <ezh8y3kUjvFAFwDq@boroda!news.pkuatb.net>, Pedt
>Troll.
>
Ab...@demon.net sent for sending viruses to innocent old disabled
pensioners and then trying to blame his "friend". He might want to make
friends with a razor some time and shave that shrub off his face.
--
Phil K.
http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/
Robert Hull
<Ph...@effigy.burnage> wrote
>Ab...@demon.net sent for sending viruses to innocent old disabled
>pensioners and then trying to blame his "friend".
I hope you have facts to substantiate that otherwise libellous claim
--
Robert Talking to yourself - first sign of madness
Answering yourself back - first sign of schizophrenia
I go one better: If I don't like the answer ...
I put it to a majority vote
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Hull, and I thusly replied:
> In message <B2DV4afR...@ddng5eye5hfsd.nut>, Caravan man
> <Ph...@effigy.burnage> wrote
>>Ab...@demon.net sent for sending viruses to innocent old disabled
>>pensioners and then trying to blame his "friend".
>
> I hope you have facts to substantiate that otherwise libellous claim
You seem to be alleging that Pedt has some sort of reputation to lose in
the first place.
--
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Smiting Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874
"A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his
tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord."
- Deuteronomy 23:2
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
thusly replied:
> X-No-Archive: yes
> In message <lgl62o4ih2q6vc281...@42ax.com>, Ivor Nardon
> <m...@privacy.net> writes
>>In article <ezh8y3kUjvFAFwDq@boroda!news.pkuatb.net>, Pedt
>><pe...@dontspame.com> wrote:
>
>>>Some prat on the end of IP 210.17.138.64 has caught this virus. As I
>>>recognise some of the From: addresses being sent to me are from these
>>>demon.* groups, at least one or two here will probably be getting the
>>>reverse effect of apparently getting emails with the virus sent From:
>>><string of chars up to 16>@pedt.demon.co.uk
>
>>Troll.
>
> Pedt's the last person to call a troll. Do you understand the meaning of
> the word in Usenet-speak? And please learn to trim follow-ups. It's not
> an exact science but one should strive to present a post so that it
> appears as a single screen. X-post reset to demon.local only
Oh dear, Jim...
Paul Rooney
wrote:
Thanks, Paedt.
--
Paul
My Lake District walking site (updated 29th September 2003):
Wim Jay
news:6jPHMWBN...@marage.demon.co.uk
>
> X-post reset to demon.local
> only
But it wouldn't be a crosspost then, would it Jimbo? I've reset it for you out
of the goodness of my heart.
<Happy New Year!>
--
Wim
"I don't think I was ever an abuser in the dl sense of the word."
Wim Jay
wrote in message
news:GOD947E5E470F...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy
> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by JF,
> and I thusly replied:
>
>> X-No-Archive: yes
>> In message <lgl62o4ih2q6vc281...@42ax.com>, Ivor Nardon
>> <m...@privacy.net> writes
>>> In article <ezh8y3kUjvFAFwDq@boroda!news.pkuatb.net>, Pedt
>>> <pe...@dontspame.com> wrote:
>>
>>>> Some prat on the end of IP 210.17.138.64 has caught this virus. As
>>>> I recognise some of the From: addresses being sent to me are from
>>>> these demon.* groups, at least one or two here will probably be
>>>> getting the reverse effect of apparently getting emails with the
>>>> virus sent From: <string of chars up to 16>@pedt.demon.co.uk
>>
>>> Troll.
>>
>> Pedt's the last person to call a troll. Do you understand the
>> meaning of the word in Usenet-speak? And please learn to trim
>> follow-ups. It's not an exact science but one should strive to
>> present a post so that it appears as a single screen. X-post
>> reset to demon.local only
>
> Oh dear, Jim...
Mrs. Dale used to say that.
Wim Jay
news:ezh8y3kUjvFAFwDq@boroda!news.pkuatb.net
Thanks for pointing that out, Pet, or I may well have missed it in the
astounding number of posts I am trying to work through. I really don't know
how we managed before you and Tony (and Neil) got your act together.
Thanks, Pet, again.
And you, Tone.
And Fuck you, Neil.
Wim Jay
news:shve101ddl7i0kjof...@4ax.com
I don't think that's how you spell Pet, pet?
Wim Jay
news:o+HgxKLD...@benevolent.org.uk
> In article <fb1128a841e71024...@news.teranews.com>, Wim
> Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes
>> "JF" <j...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:6jPHMWBN...@marage.demon.co.uk
>>>
>>> X-post reset to demon.local
>>> only
>>
>> But it wouldn't be a crosspost then, would it Jimbo? I've reset it
>> for you out of the goodness of my heart.
>>
>
Thank you so much, Andy, for your prompt reply. My first post since Christmas
Day and you answered me in only ninety minutes!
Happy New Year to you, too!
Paul Rooney
That's right.
But we now know that he reads his spam - and then takes it personally.
Aha!
Wim Jay
> In article <107530318...@iris.uk.clara.net>, Wim Jay
> <wi...@freeuk.com> writes
>> "newsb" <ne...@benevolent.org.uk> wrote in message
>> news:o+HgxKLD...@benevolent.org.uk
>>> In article <fb1128a841e71024...@news.teranews.com>, Wim
>>> Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes
>>>> "JF" <j...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>> news:6jPHMWBN...@marage.demon.co.uk
>>>>>
>>>>> X-post reset to demon.local
>>>>> only
>>>>
>>>> But it wouldn't be a crosspost then, would it Jimbo? I've reset it
>>>> for you out of the goodness of my heart.
>>>>
>>>
>>> fuckwit
>>
>> Thank you so much, Andy, for your prompt reply. My first post since
>> Christmas Day and you answered me in only ninety minutes!
>>
>
> childish and fuckwitted ways meant that I haven't seen a post from you
> for a long time in dl.
>
> Anyway, I'm glad that you don't dispute the core fact at the centre of
> my detailed and erudite post.
>
> You might even allow me to qualify it.
>
> Cross posting fuckwit.
That's the spirit, Andy! You reply to who you like and ignore the fuhrer's
orders. If it hadn't been for men of courage and initiative like yourself,
we'd never have won, would we?
(I've crossposted this to make sure you receive my thanks: from your previous
answer it seems you are having some trouble seeing my posts in dl. Never mind.
We'll get those killfiles sorted one day, eh?) # "It's a long way to
Tipperary......" #)
FLoppy disk Kvle
recliner:
>In message <B2DV4afR...@ddng5eye5hfsd.nut>, Caravan man
><Ph...@effigy.burnage> wrote
>>Ab...@demon.net sent for sending viruses to innocent old disabled
>>pensioners and then trying to blame his "friend".
>
>I hope you have facts to substantiate that otherwise libellous claim
Fuck off Godfrey.
FLoppy disk Kvle
>X-No-Archive: yes
>In message <lgl62o4ih2q6vc281...@42ax.com>, Ivor Nardon
><m...@privacy.net> writes
>>In article <ezh8y3kUjvFAFwDq@boroda!news.pkuatb.net>, Pedt
>><pe...@dontspame.com> wrote:
>
>>>Some prat on the end of IP 210.17.138.64 has caught this virus. As I
>>>recognise some of the From: addresses being sent to me are from these
>>>demon.* groups, at least one or two here will probably be getting the
>>>reverse effect of apparently getting emails with the virus sent From:
>>><string of chars up to 16>@pedt.demon.co.uk
>
>>Troll.
>
>Pedt's the last person to call a troll. Do you understand the meaning
>of the word in Usenet-speak? And please learn to trim follow-ups. It's
>not an exact science but one should strive to present a post so that it
>appears as a single screen. X-post reset to demon.local only
>
Shut your face.
FLoppy disk Kvle
W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
>The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by JF, and I
>thusly replied:
>
>> X-No-Archive: yes
>> In message <lgl62o4ih2q6vc281...@42ax.com>, Ivor Nardon
>> <m...@privacy.net> writes
>>>In article <ezh8y3kUjvFAFwDq@boroda!news.pkuatb.net>, Pedt
>>><pe...@dontspame.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>Some prat on the end of IP 210.17.138.64 has caught this virus. As I
>>>>recognise some of the From: addresses being sent to me are from these
>>>>demon.* groups, at least one or two here will probably be getting the
>>>>reverse effect of apparently getting emails with the virus sent From:
>>>><string of chars up to 16>@pedt.demon.co.uk
>>
>>>Troll.
>>
>> Pedt's the last person to call a troll. Do you understand the meaning of
>> the word in Usenet-speak? And please learn to trim follow-ups. It's not
>> an exact science but one should strive to present a post so that it
>> appears as a single screen. X-post reset to demon.local only
>
>Oh dear, Jim...
>
It's a book Jim, but not as we know it.
FLoppy disk Kvle
recliner:
>On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 23:48:36 +0000, Pedt <"\"@ @\""@dontspame.com>
LIBEL! SUE POLICE! !! AHGHG!J!!J!JJ!!
FLoppy disk Kvle
>In article <107530318...@iris.uk.clara.net>, Wim Jay
><wi...@freeuk.com> writes
>>"newsb" <ne...@benevolent.org.uk> wrote in message
>>news:o+HgxKLD...@benevolent.org.uk
>>> In article <fb1128a841e71024...@news.teranews.com>, Wim
>>> Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes
>>>> "JF" <j...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>> news:6jPHMWBN...@marage.demon.co.uk
>>>>>
>>>>> X-post reset to demon.local
>>>>> only
>>>>
>>>> But it wouldn't be a crosspost then, would it Jimbo? I've reset it
>>>> for you out of the goodness of my heart.
>>>>
>>>
>>> fuckwit
>>
>>Thank you so much, Andy, for your prompt reply. My first post since Christmas
>>Day and you answered me in only ninety minutes!
>>
>
>I only saw it because you xposted it to another ng I read.
You actually expect us to believe that?
>Your childish and fuckwitted ways meant that I haven't seen a post from
>you for a long time in dl.
>
Yeah yeah.
>Anyway, I'm glad that you don't dispute the core fact at the centre of
>my detailed and erudite post.
>
No, we can't really dispute your fuckwittedness.
>You might even allow me to qualify it.
>
>Cross posting fuckwit.
>
Oooh! That's done it. Wim will now leave usenet forever.
FLoppy disk Kvle
recliner:
>On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 13:44:00 GMT, "Wim Jay" <wi...@freeuk.com> wrote:
LMAO! Brilliant.
FLoppy disk Kvle
recliner:
>"Pedt" <"\"@ @\""@dontspame.com> wrote in message
Lots of the posts are not from Craig, Neil or Pet. How strange.
Wim Jay
news:v4s+Ltat...@have-a-nice-cup-of-tea-and-sit-down.dear
Yes! I shall, but I'll complain to the authorities about *him* first *and*
I'll tell my ISP about him!
FLoppy disk Kvle
recliner:
Don't forget the police, they love fat failed authors and tedious egg
shooting gun psycho's wasting their time with police complaints.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
disk Kvle, and I thusly replied:
> JF retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
>
>>Pedt's the last person to call a troll. Do you understand the meaning
>>of the word in Usenet-speak? And please learn to trim follow-ups. It's
>>not an exact science but one should strive to present a post so that it
>>appears as a single screen. X-post reset to demon.local only
>
> Shut your face.
He brings it on himself.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
disk Kvle, and I thusly replied:
> Paul Rooney retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
Suing the police is not a good idea. They have long memories...
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
and I thusly replied:
ITYM
Fuck off, Neil.
FLoppy disk Kvle
W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
>The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by FLoppy
>disk Kvle, and I thusly replied:
>
>> JF retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
>>
>>>Pedt's the last person to call a troll. Do you understand the meaning
>>>of the word in Usenet-speak? And please learn to trim follow-ups. It's
>>>not an exact science but one should strive to present a post so that it
>>>appears as a single screen. X-post reset to demon.local only
>>
>> Shut your face.
>
>He brings it on himself.
>
The filthy scum!
FLoppy disk Kvle
W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
And I'm a miner.
FLoppy disk Kvle
W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
>The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Wim Jay,
Fuck off, Neil.
Wim Jay
Then you are too young to sue the police.
Wim Jay
> Wim Jay retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
> recliner:
>
>> "FLoppy disk Kvle" <Ph...@smack.my.breeches.up> wrote in message
>> news:v4s+Ltat...@have-a-nice-cup-of-tea-and-sit-down.dear
>>> newsb retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
>>> recliner:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Oooh! That's done it. Wim will now leave usenet forever.
>>
>> Yes! I shall, but I'll complain to the authorities about *him* first
>> *and* I'll tell my ISP about him!
>>
>
> Don't forget the police, they love fat failed authors and tedious egg
> shooting gun psycho's wasting their time with police complaints.
I've never had much time for the police since they entered our house to
"secure the property" following a burglary whilst we were on holiday. They
(the police) gained admission through the broken window and then had a good
sproach around the place, eventually turning up some funny looking black stuff
with a strange smell. We returned home immediately we received news of the
burglary, but the police had lost all interest in *that* crime and the missing
goods. All they were interested in was this lump of black stuff. Fortunately,
our solicitor persuaded them that the burglars must have left the cannabis
resin - for that's what it turned out to be - but this was only after long and
tedious arguments concerning illegal searches etc.
The only good policeman is a fat, sweaty, out-of-breath policeman trying to
chase a Charva who has just knicked the copper's cheese sandwich.
Wim Jay
Fuck off, Neil.
(I'm enjoying this.)
Wim Jay
news:c5822711ca9d9acb...@news.teranews.com
> In article
> <GOD947ED51561...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy>, Reverend
Fuck off, Neil.
(I'll get some practice in.)
Wim Jay
news:GOD947ED51561...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy
Ooops! Sorry, Vicar. I've been away so long again.
Fuck off, Neil.
Wim Jay
> In article <c8866b5bbfabb6e9...@news.teranews.com>, Wim
> Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>> Thanks, Pet, again.
>
> Thanks, Pet, again.
>
>> And you, Tone.
>
> And you, Tone.
>
>> And Fuck you, Neil.
>
>
> He hung the ashes of Joan of Arc
> That old news, fine, so long and when
> you're determined to post, read
> HaveAnAwayDayACheapHolidayDoItToday!
>
> I don't suffer and I'm not too hot
> and the message comin' from my eyes
> I let you go and get 40s fuck
> going to die.
>
> Sun goes down and a band of angels
> wrapped up in my heart will think
> I'm prying.
> I'm crying.
>
> I'd just like to you know
> I'm from this broken hill
> I will try to conform.
> I will try to conform.
>
> You turned out to be loaded the
> Tower of Joan of Arc.
>
> Yet my second home is in Spain
> as it was strong.
>
> Grow stronger
> we feast
> on the blood of virgins.
>
> Staring into the black hole
> I panic
> at the quiet times.
> Decision's at the door.
> I panic
> at the quiet times.
> Decision's at the door.
I'm glad you're on our side - I think.....
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
But are you a minor too?
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
disk Kvle, and I thusly replied:
> Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip retched Nope, not me sending out
Fuck off, Neil.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
> In article <GOD947ED51561...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy>,
> Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip <rever...@ngelicqualities.evilsatan>
> Fuck off, Neil.
Ben Newsam
saying ''
>Fuck off, Neil.
>
>(I'm enjoying this.)
>
>--
>Wim
>
>"I don't think I was ever an abuser in the dl sense of the word."
And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
--
Ben
Paul Rooney
Ben, the concept of killfiles has been explained to you many times in
the past. Do you need to be told yet again? Stop your puerile
point-scoring attempts.
--
Paul
My Lake District walking site (updated 29th September 2003):
Wim Jay
news:7WbxGDIV...@microser.demon.co.uk
Stop crossposting to dl, young Benny.
Wim Jay
> In article <7WbxGDIV...@microser.demon.co.uk>, Ben Newsam
> <b...@microser.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>> And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
>> demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
>> demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
>
> sensible, does it?
>
> Stupid cunt.
I've landed two stupid cunts so far - one of them twice!
Wim Jay
> On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 11:44:21 +0000, Ben Newsam
> <b...@microser.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
>> saying ''
>>> Fuck off, Neil.
>>>
>>> (I'm enjoying this.)
>>>
>>> --
>>> Wim
>>>
>>> "I don't think I was ever an abuser in the dl sense of the word."
>>
>> And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
>> demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
>> demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
>
> Ben, the concept of killfiles has been explained to you many times in
> the past. Do you need to be told yet again? Stop your puerile
> point-scoring attempts.
Don't you pay any attention to Paul, Ben. So long as you let me keep scoring
points in your open goal you will get the full bennyfit of my attention.
Wim Jay
> In article <107536198...@iris.uk.clara.net>, Wim Jay> Thanks, Wim. Welcome back, by the way.
Cheers, I've missed the old place.
> You know will I ever feel safe
> don't suffer or crumble
> just listen to what I've got.
>
> Learn to know and
> I'll turn the night
> in the skylight
> off.
That was nice, about the night in the skylight. I remember when young,
sleeping in a room with a skylight and watching the night in it.
(I like your poetry really, but the Vicar commented I was softening up a bit -
that's why I said it was shite.)
Ben Newsam
saying ''
>"Ben Newsam" <b...@microser.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:7WbxGDIV...@microser.demon.co.uk
>> Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
>> saying ''
>>> Fuck off, Neil.
>>>
>>> (I'm enjoying this.)
>>>
>>> --
>>> Wim
>>>
>>> "I don't think I was ever an abuser in the dl sense of the word."
>>
>> And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
>> demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
>> demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
>
>Stop crossposting to dl, young Benny.
Stupid fool. From your behaviour, it is evident you are about half my
age.
--
Ben
Wim Jay
Then perhaps you should try and prove it by acting your age? (And you should
have learned to trim sigs to if you're as old as you think you are.)
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Fuck off, Neil.
> (I'm enjoying this.)
You've missed an awful lot of this.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
and I thusly replied:
> "FLoppy disk Kvle" <Ph...@smack.my.breeches.up> wrote in message
Disgusting.
> The only good policeman is a fat, sweaty, out-of-breath policeman trying
> to chase a Charva who has just knicked the copper's cheese sandwich.
They like to look after their own, so they do. So they will be pleased to
help Craggy Craig.
Wim Jay
news:GOD947F9EE657...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy
I thought so too. After all, the bloody stuff was so well hidden that even the
*burglars* had missed it! I never dared to keep it on the premises again after
that episode, as the tw*ts did not like being beaten on a technicality.
Wim Jay
wrote in message
Fuck off, Neil.
> You've missed an awful lot of this.
Group therapy!
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Fuck off, Neil.
It certainly does release tension.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
and I thusly replied:
> "Compulsory Anonymity" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:33066f66e6877a66...@news.teranews.com
>> In article <7WbxGDIV...@microser.demon.co.uk>, Ben Newsam
>> <b...@microser.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>> And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
>>> demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
>>> demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
>>
>> And your follow-up to Wim's article makes you look terribly mature and
>> sensible, does it?
>>
>> Stupid cunt.
>
> I've landed two stupid cunts so far - one of them twice!
The Rightful King of demon.local has returned to his throne!
Hail King Wim!
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
and I thusly replied:
> "Ben Newsam" <b...@microser.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
He's using a crap newsreader. There is no surprise about this.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Newsam, and I thusly replied:
This is quite a tremendous leak. Worse than the leaking of the Hutton
Report!
Wim Jay
wrote in message
> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Ben
> Newsam, and I thusly replied:
>
>> Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
>> saying ''
>>>
>>
>> Stupid fool. From your behaviour, it is evident you are about half my
>> age.
>
> This is quite a tremendous leak. Worse than the leaking of the Hutton
> Report!
If it is true what Benny claims concerning his age, why is he not in the GBOR?
Wim Jay
wrote in message
My offer of free tuition in the expert use of Outlook Express still stands,
even for young Benny.
Wim Jay
> In article <107537846...@ersa.uk.clara.net>, Wim Jay
> <wi...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>> "Compulsory Anonymity" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
>> news:33066f66e6877a66...@news.teranews.com
>>> In article <7WbxGDIV...@microser.demon.co.uk>, Ben Newsam
>>> <b...@microser.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>> And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
>>>> demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
>>>> demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
>>>
>>> And your follow-up to Wim's article makes you look terribly mature
>>> and sensible, does it?
>>>
>>> Stupid cunt.
>>
>> I've landed two stupid cunts so far - one of them twice!
>
;o)
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>"FLoppy disk Kvle" <Ph...@smack.my.breeches.up> wrote in message
>news:mDzM1uId...@have-a-nice-cup-of-tea-and-sit-down.dear
>> Wim Jay retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
>> recliner:
>>
>>> "FLoppy disk Kvle" <Ph...@smack.my.breeches.up> wrote in message
>>> news:v4s+Ltat...@have-a-nice-cup-of-tea-and-sit-down.dear
>>>> newsb retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
>>>> recliner:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Cross posting fuckwit.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oooh! That's done it. Wim will now leave usenet forever.
>>>
>>> Yes! I shall, but I'll complain to the authorities about *him* first
>>> *and* I'll tell my ISP about him!
>>>
>>
>> Don't forget the police, they love fat failed authors and tedious egg
>> shooting gun psycho's wasting their time with police complaints.
>
>I've never had much time for the police since they entered our house to
>"secure the property" following a burglary whilst we were on holiday. They
>(the police) gained admission through the broken window and then had a good
>sproach around the place, eventually turning up some funny looking black stuff
>with a strange smell. We returned home immediately we received news of the
>burglary, but the police had lost all interest in *that* crime and the missing
>goods. All they were interested in was this lump of black stuff. Fortunately,
>our solicitor persuaded them that the burglars must have left the cannabis
>resin - for that's what it turned out to be - but this was only after long and
>tedious arguments concerning illegal searches etc.
>
>The only good policeman is a fat, sweaty, out-of-breath policeman trying to
>chase a Charva who has just knicked the copper's cheese sandwich.
>
I wondered what Craig did for a living.
--
Phil K.
http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>"FLoppy disk Kvle" <Ph...@smack.my.breeches.up> wrote in message
>news:n7nM7LOO...@have-a-nice-cup-of-tea-and-sit-down.dear
>> Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip retched Nope, not me sending out
>> W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
>>
>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by
>>> FLoppy disk Kvle, and I thusly replied:
>>>
>>>> Paul Rooney retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
>>>> recliner:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 23:48:36 +0000, Pedt <"\"@ @\""@dontspame.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [note: crossposted and followup set to poster]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hi folks,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Some prat on the end of IP 210.17.138.64 has caught this virus.
>>>>>> As I recognise some of the From: addresses being sent to me are
>>>>>> from these demon.* groups, at least one or two here will probably
>>>>>> be getting the reverse effect of apparently getting emails with
>>>>>> the virus sent From: <string of chars up to 16>@pedt.demon.co.uk
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not me. The prat involved must have archived a lot of my posts to
>>>>>> Usenet [the idiot ;-)] as the <string of chars up to 16> are
>>>>>> corrupted Turnpike Message-IDs and I'm getting tons of the bloody
>>>>>> things sent to @pedt.dcu
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ab...@bt.net are being their usual clueless selves :-(
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anyone who's attempted to contact me by replying to one then I
>>>>>> won't see it - use my usual contact email addresses.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [apols for stating the obvious as most will know how to read
>>>>>> headers, the volume of SMTP connects and bounces sent here has
>>>>>> been a bit on the astounding size so some may well be taken in]
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks, Paedt.
>>>>
>>>> LIBEL! SUE POLICE! !! AHGHG!J!!J!JJ!!
>>>
>>> Suing the police is not a good idea. They have long memories...
>>>
>>
>> And I'm a miner.
>
>Then you are too young to sue the police.
>
My girlfriend is a miner bird.
Speckled Pork
Diminished ninth.
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
Speaking for everyone again Benny?
Fuck off, Benny.
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>"FLoppy disk Kvle" <Ph...@smack.my.breeches.up> wrote in message
>news:trDO$iOf2I...@have-a-nice-cup-of-tea-and-sit-down.dear
>> Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip retched Nope, not me sending out
>> W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
>>
>>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Wim
>>> Jay, and I thusly replied:
>>>
>>>> "Pedt" <"\"@ @\""@dontspame.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:ezh8y3kUjvFAFwDq@boroda!news.pkuatb.net
>>>>> [note: crossposted and followup set to poster]
>>>>>
>>>>> Hi folks,
>>>>>
>>>>> Some prat on the end of IP 210.17.138.64 has caught this virus. As
>>>>> I recognise some of the From: addresses being sent to me are from
>>>>> these demon.* groups, at least one or two here will probably be
>>>>> getting the reverse effect of apparently getting emails with the
>>>>> virus sent From: <string of chars up to 16>@pedt.demon.co.uk
>>>>>
>>>>> Not me. The prat involved must have archived a lot of my posts to
>>>>> Usenet [the idiot ;-)] as the <string of chars up to 16> are
>>>>> corrupted Turnpike Message-IDs and I'm getting tons of the bloody
>>>>> things sent to @pedt.dcu
>>>>>
>>>>> ab...@bt.net are being their usual clueless selves :-(
>>>>>
>>>>> Anyone who's attempted to contact me by replying to one then I
>>>>> won't see it - use my usual contact email addresses.
>>>>>
>>>>> [apols for stating the obvious as most will know how to read
>>>>> headers, the volume of SMTP connects and bounces sent here has
>>>>> been a bit on the astounding size so some may well be taken in]
>>>>
>>>> Thanks for pointing that out, Pet, or I may well have missed it in
>>>> the astounding number of posts I am trying to work through. I
>>>> really don't know how we managed before you and Tony (and Neil) got
>>>> your act together.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks, Pet, again.
>>>>
>>>> And you, Tone.
>>>>
>>>> And Fuck you, Neil.
>>>
>>> ITYM
>>>
>>> Fuck off, Neil.
>>>
>> Fuck off, Neil.
>
>Fuck off, Neil.
>
Fuck off, Neil.
>(I'm enjoying this.)
(Neil isn't)
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>"Compulsory Anonymity" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
>news:c5822711ca9d9acb...@news.teranews.com
>> In article
>> <GOD947ED51561...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy>, Reverend
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>"Compulsory Anonymity" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
>news:33066f66e6877a66...@news.teranews.com
>> In article <7WbxGDIV...@microser.demon.co.uk>, Ben Newsam
>> <b...@microser.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>> And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
>>> demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
>>> demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
>>
>> And your follow-up to Wim's article makes you look terribly mature and
>> sensible, does it?
>>
>> Stupid cunt.
>
>I've landed two stupid cunts so far - one of them twice!
>
You make it look so easy.
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
And twice as clever.
Speckled Pork
W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
>The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Ben
>Newsam, and I thusly replied:
>
>> Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
>> saying ''
>>>"Ben Newsam" <b...@microser.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>news:7WbxGDIV...@microser.demon.co.uk
>>>> Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
>>>> saying ''
>>>>> Fuck off, Neil.
>>>>>
>>>>> (I'm enjoying this.)
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Wim
>>>>>
>>>>> "I don't think I was ever an abuser in the dl sense of the word."
>>>>
>>>> And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
>>>> demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
>>>> demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
>>>
>>>Stop crossposting to dl, young Benny.
>>
>> Stupid fool. From your behaviour, it is evident you are about half my
>> age.
>
>This is quite a tremendous leak. Worse than the leaking of the Hutton
>Report!
>
And The Great Wall of Tone came crashing down.
Speckled Pork
Some folk in here need that.
Speckled Pork
W32.novarg.A@mm onto my recliner:
>The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by FLoppy
>disk Kvle, and I thusly replied:
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>"Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip" <rever...@ngelicqualities.evilsatan>
No point, Tone the Almighty has spoken and he says killfile everyone who
uses OE.
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>"Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip" <rever...@ngelicqualities.evilsatan>
>wrote in message
>news:GOD947FAB7F54...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy
>> The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Ben
>> Newsam, and I thusly replied:
>>
>>> Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
>>> saying ''
>>>>
>>>> Stop crossposting to dl, young Benny.
>>>
>>> Stupid fool. From your behaviour, it is evident you are about half my
>>> age.
>>
>> This is quite a tremendous leak. Worse than the leaking of the Hutton
>> Report!
>
>If it is true what Benny claims concerning his age, why is he not in the GBOR?
>
Zsa Zsa Gbor fan club?
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Pork, and I thusly replied:
That has an awful sound.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Pork, and I thusly replied:
Fuck off, Neil.
I don't think they're quite as bad as other people though.
Wim Jay
news:LalXT$kF3TG...@thisisntamessageiditsjusta.ruse
> Ben Newsam retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
> recliner:
>
>> Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
>> saying ''
>>> Fuck off, Neil.
>>>
>>> (I'm enjoying this.)
>>>
>>> --
>>> Wim
>>>
>>> "I don't think I was ever an abuser in the dl sense of the word."
>>
>> And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
>> demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
>> demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
>
> Speaking for everyone again Benny?
He's been attending Neil Barker's elocution classes.
> Fuck off, Benny.
Fuck off, Benny. (And Neil.)
Wim Jay
Yerrrss! Especially that hypertension, eh KK?
Wim Jay
Does she like going down below?
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Pork, and I thusly replied:
Fuck off, Neil.
Wim Jay
> Wim Jay retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
> recliner:
>> My offer of free tuition in the expert use of Outlook Express still
>> stands, even for young Benny.
> No point, Tone the Almighty has spoken and he says killfile everyone
> who uses OE.
Very interesting. Does this mean Benny cannot use a killfile or has he in fact
swapped sides? If the latter, welcome aboard Benny!
Speckled Pork
Aye, I've got the bill to prove it.
Speckled Pork
You don't like The Police then?
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>"Speckled Pork" <Ph...@efffefeefttththethel.tea> wrote in message
>news:MpemvVHq...@thisisntamessageiditsjusta.ruse
>> Wim Jay retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
>> recliner:
>
>>> My offer of free tuition in the expert use of Outlook Express still
>>> stands, even for young Benny.
>
>> No point, Tone the Almighty has spoken and he says killfile everyone
>> who uses OE.
>
>Very interesting. Does this mean Benny cannot use a killfile or has he in fact
>swapped sides? If the latter, welcome aboard Benny!
>
It probably means he "forgot", much like Nelly, JK and Jimbo do.
Speckled Pork
>In article <4bWLj3jJ...@thisisntamessageiditsjusta.ruse>, Speckled Pork
Speckled Pork
recliner:
>"Speckled Pork" <Ph...@efffefeefttththethel.tea> wrote in message
>news:LalXT$kF3TG...@thisisntamessageiditsjusta.ruse
>> Ben Newsam retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
>> recliner:
>>
>>> Wim Jay <wi...@freeuk.com> writes, despite their Organization header
>>> saying ''
>>>> Fuck off, Neil.
>>>>
>>>> (I'm enjoying this.)
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Wim
>>>>
>>>> "I don't think I was ever an abuser in the dl sense of the word."
>>>
>>> And making yourself look a total prat in demon.service and
>>> demon.ip.support.turnpike too by joining in kiddy cascades. In
>>> demon.local, we know you're a total prat already.
>>
>> Speaking for everyone again Benny?
>
>He's been attending Neil Barker's elocution classes.
>
If only they were electrocution lessons.
>> Fuck off, Benny.
>
>Fuck off, Benny. (And Neil.)
>
Fuck off, benny. (And Neil).
Speckled Pork
Speckled Pork
>In article <GOD947FEA257B...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy>,
>Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip <rever...@ngelicqualities.evilsatan> wrote:
Fuck off, Neil.
--
Phil K.
http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Fuck off, Neil.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Are a lot of their songs based on the diminished ninth?
Wim Jay
news:GOD9480555D3A...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy
I dunno, but one was based on the moon.
--
Wim
"Btw, killfiles are for wimps and sheep." - John Kaye in demon.local
"I will watch with delight all those little red crosses build up in
this thread and chortle at the fact the idiots continue to piss in the
wind. Bliss." - John Kaye in demon.local
Wim Jay
You're probably right. I see I landed the Kunt Kaye this morning. I'll bet he
was frothing in his yellow teeth when he read my reference to Cherryade's fat,
lumpen, pastry-looking thighs.
Red crosses, my arse! (Jim Royle)
Speckled Pork
Actually I think it's just a minor 9th.
Speckled Pork
recliner:
Like Mrs Kunts face.
Speckled Pork
onto my recliner:
>In article <taEeDPOB...@thisisntamessageiditsjusta.ruse>, Speckled Pork
Speckled Pork
Wim Jay
> Wim Jay retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
> recliner:
>> I dunno, but one was based on the moon.
> Like Mrs Kunts face.
Tee-hee! Do you mean this one?
http://www.nbarker.org/compare (Still there)
ng_abuse-subscribe
recliner:
>"Speckled Pork" <Ph...@efffefeefttththethel.tea> wrote in message
>news:tNEuG$UDRoG...@thisisntamessageiditsjusta.ruse
>> Wim Jay retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
>> recliner:
>
>>> I dunno, but one was based on the moon.
>
>> Like Mrs Kunts face.
>
>Tee-hee! Do you mean this one?
>
>http://www.nbarker.org/compare (Still there)
>
Ugh. Stop posting that and forcing me too click the link.
Wim Jay
news:8ncKMV5h...@yahoogroups.co.uk
It's for Craig's benefit too! He feels strangely drawn to those fat, lardy,
pale, pastry-like thighs. He wants to eat 'em!
Here you go, Craig:
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>"ng_abuse-subscribe" <Ph...@yahoogroups.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:8ncKMV5h...@yahoogroups.co.uk
>> Wim Jay retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
>> recliner:
>>
>>> "Speckled Pork" <Ph...@efffefeefttththethel.tea> wrote in message
>>> news:tNEuG$UDRoG...@thisisntamessageiditsjusta.ruse
>>>> Wim Jay retched Nope, not me sending out W32.novarg.A@mm onto my
>>>> recliner:
>>>
>>>>> I dunno, but one was based on the moon.
>>>
>>>> Like Mrs Kunts face.
>>>
>>> Tee-hee! Do you mean this one?
>>>
>>> http://www.nbarker.org/compare (Still there)
>>>
>>
>> Ugh. Stop posting that and forcing me too click the link.
>
>It's for Craig's benefit too! He feels strangely drawn to those fat, lardy,
>pale, pastry-like thighs. He wants to eat 'em!
>
>Here you go, Craig:
>http://www.nbarker.org/compare (Still there)
>
That's a mouthful, even for him.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Fuck off, Neil.
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Yes, that's probably right.
"Every Breath You Take"
First chord: G#
2nd chord: Fm9 <---- THIS IS TEH KEY CHORD WE ARE TALKING ABOT21!E!YUT!!
3rd: C#
4th: Eb
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
> In article <GOD9480EEB2AC...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy>,
ng_abuse-subscribe
Aye it was something Sting said most of his songs ended up in that key.