Re: 1/24 Puns
Tim Bruening
"Ghost of the Ex New Mr. Humor" wrote:
> Q: What beverage did the late conductor of the Chicago Symphony
Orchestra
> drink when he visited Harlem ?
>
> A: Soul tea!!!
>
> HH: Soul tea. Sol-ti. The late Sir George Solti was the conductor of
the
> Chicago Symphony Orchestra. You eat soul food (and soul tea) in
Harlem. Get
> it??? Ha ha ha!!!
Sole Tea: Tea from shoes.
Boot Rear: A drink that kicks you in the arse.
Cialis: Ocean that gives you a woody.
Woody: Demon tree.
Tim Bruening
Kathy wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> news:4iOob.269103$SJ5.2...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > news:0EFob.40641$Ol.10...@read1.cgocable.net...
> > >
> > > "Buffalo Chilkat" <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > > news:b004qvc5bu83e5n5v...@4ax.com...
> > > > Castro always wanted to be number one. He was not about to play
> > > > second Fidel to anyone.
> > >
> > > Such an experience could leave him emotionally cigarred.
> > >
> > Yeah. He might even have a Corona-ary!
> >
> Anyone who contributes to that will be cardiac arrested.
And be made to drink Castro oil!
Castro: Line of actors.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:406BECCE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Strange Lad wrote:
> >
> > > "NottNick" <nmm6...@bellows.org.uk> wrote in message
> news:c2q8ri$hcn$1...@titan.btinternet.com...
> > > > I've been a member of this group for a while now and realise I'm not
> the
> > > > only Nick.
> > > > So I'm now NOTTNICK.
> > > > :-)
> > > >
> > > So am I
> > >
> > > Strange NotNick
> >
> > Nottingham: Not a pig.
>
> Notable: Nothing to eat your din-dins from off of.
>
> Notate: Three Art Galeries have disappeared!
>
> Noting: The clapper's fell from out of the bell.
>
> Notory: Hooray! The Conservative Party has been disbanded at last!
>
> Notum: Had a very nasty accident to the peri tummy yum!! (^!^)
Notable: A musical table.
Notable: Not a male bovine.
Tim Bruening
Groping: A bell that is getting larger and feeling up women.
Does the rabbit population spring up in Australia in September?
Tim Bruening
Cupra wrote:
> "Roy Johnson" <jo...@btinternet.com> wrote in message news:be0ip6$pdc$1...@sparta.btinternet.com...
> | David wasn't sure about his new number for Real Madrid until it was
> | explained to him
> | that 2+3 does in fact equal 7.
> | http://www.biddulph.u-net.com/pubjokes
> |
> | Roy
> |
>
> an old one found on football ng:
>
> Mr & Mrs B have just got back from their whirlwind tour of the US, and
> hop into a waiting limousine for the journey back to Beckingham Palace.
> The driver asks how the trip went.
>
> "Great," says David. "We had a great time in New York. We went to the
> Empire State Building, Central Park and this great restaurant. Oh...
> what was it called." He thinks for a moment before quizzing the driver:
>
> "Name a train station in London."
> "Er.. Paddington?"
> "No, that's not it."
> "Waterloo?"
> "No..."
> "Victoria?"
> "That's it!" He turns to his wife. "Victoria, what was the name of
> that restaurant in New York we went to?"
Paddington: a 2,000 pound cushion.
Steel Wool: Comes from iron sheep.
Rooster: Spinning kangaroo.
nemo
Fed up with demons.
nemo
Omnes: Stage-full of sinister actors
nemo
Constable: A piece of furniture belonging to a foul and disreputable person
who paints pictures while upholding the law having a smooth flat top that is
usually supported by one or more vertical legs.
I ask you: What on earth piece of furniture has horizontal legs?
nemo
>
> Groping: A bell that is getting larger and feeling up women.
>
> Does the rabbit population spring up in Australia in September?
Nope. Mick C. Matosis saw to that! :o((((((((((((((
nemo
Paddington: Where Isambard Kingdom Brunel had an office built into the roof
so he could get ideas above his station!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isambard_Kingdom_Brunel
He might have been an engineering genius but he'd obviously never heard of
ironing!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Woodsy: Ocean of trees.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Why is the constable painting pictures?
nemo
http://www.abcgallery.com/C/constable/constable.html
I did a copy of an Aivasovsky painting *in pastel* in the style of
Constable. It came out quite well.
nemo
Small group of trees with thieves hiding inside: Copse and robbers!
Tim Bruening
Kathy wrote:
> "Buffalo Chilkat" <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
> news:3ggorvsdr7n6uuh45...@4ax.com...
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:MCPub.27404$qu....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >>
> > >> fredm...@the.PC ?Z <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> > >> news:1660-3FB...@storefull-2375.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> > >> > ne...@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
> > >> >
> > >> > Old MacDonald was dyslexic - E O I O E
> > >> > (Billy Colony)
> > >> >
> > >> > Silly burger!
> > >> >
> > >> > Nemo
> > >> >
> > >> > Silly AND stale old burger. You want flies with that ?
> > >> >
> > >> Don't tell me they've started doing Eccles Cake Burgers!
> > >>
> > >Nah, they merely signed the Maggot à laCarta.
> >
> > That was a real quiller.
> >
> 'Twas a scroll in the park.
Scroll Ling: Ancient Chinese document.
Tim Bruening
Ignite: Fiery night.
Impiety: Tea of heretics.
Implant: Plant grown by Imps.
Imposer: Imp knight that gives orders.
Imposing: Singing Imp that gives orders.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45D94648...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> >
> > > Sometime around Wed, 11 Apr 2001 09:49:50 GMT Logan intoned:
> > >
> > > > alohacyberian wrote:
> > > > > J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in article
> > > > > <u5d6dt09anro0s8be...@4ax.com>...
> > > > > > On Tue, 10 Apr 2001 08:48:00 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net>
> > > > > > tweaked a mouse's tail to post:
> > > > > > >"Robert E. Lewis" wrote:
> > > > > > >> Stan Kegel wrote
> > > > > > >> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > >> > > Where are this week's puns.
> > > > > > >> > My computer was down and I had no access to my files.
> > > > > > >> I'm sorry your computer was down - can we do anything to
> > > > > > >> cheer it up?
> > > > > > >I'm not sure. All the keys have been depressed.
> > > > > > How about a liddle chicken soup - it never hoits!
> > > > > And maybe a bagel with caps lox. KM
> > > > Or let it Escape from the house and give it a little space.
> > >
> > > Didn't George Lucas start this thread with his "Star Wars" space bar?
> >
> > Jar Jar Binks: Glass container made with the Force.
>
> Jar Jar Bink's Mat: Glass four-wheeled container for carrying lots of money
> or bullion around in made with the Force.
>
> Bullion: Cross between a male bovine and the King of Beasts.
Stallion: Cross between a male horse and the King of Beasts.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45D93BD3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:431E7C48...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:40EB9496...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Johnnaishwerner wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > A bill to legalize marijuana will be discussed by a joint
> > session of
> > > > > congress.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This news makes me feel high!
> > > > >
> > > > > A Bill to legalise smoking the pink oboe might have saved Clitton.
> >
> > > (Oops.
> > > > > Freudian slip!)
> > > >
> > > > Why smoke a musical instrument?
> > >
> > > I've told ewe already. Pink Oboe is gay slang for a willie! Think of
> > the
> > > bulbous bit at the top of the musical instrument version into which
> > the
> > > reeds are fitted.
> > >
> > > You should have realised that from the con text.
> >
> > Con text: Letter written by a criminal.
>
> Con-flab: What criminules who are never let out of their cells develop.
Freudian slip: Female underwear that keeps slipping.
Tim Bruening
Man-D: Man #4, shaped like a D. He has a nice Bod-D.
Mid-D: D in the Na-V.
Mol-D: D in the prarie.
Moo-D: D cow.
Mud-D: Oo-Z D.
Tim Bruening
D. Capitated: A headless D.
D. Mented: A D that loves to drive others crazy
D. Vorak: A musical D.
D. Lirious: A dizzy D.
D. Cent: A nice, one penny D.
D. Scent: A D that falls down and smells nice.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
D. Ablo: Nuclear D.
D. Bait: Fishing D.
D. Claire: A D that gives its opinion loudly.
D. Con: Criminal D.
Dea. Con: Religious D.
D. Feat: A D.
D. Feat: A D that loses.
D. Feet: 12 inch D.
D. Grade: Teaching D that puts you down.
Tim Bruening
Format: In favor of floor coverings.
Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
Proceed: In favor of farming.
Procreate: Against evolution.
Profound: We found an expert!
Tim Bruening
Conceal: Against secrecy.
Concede: Against farming.
Confirm: A criminal enterprise.
Confront: A criminal money laundering enterprise.
Conrad: Against radioactive substances in our homes.
Tim Bruening
Ole-Factory: A factory that manufactures perfumes, or a factory
constructed long ago.
Perfume: Unit of pricing of pollution.
Perfume: Unit of pricing of anger.
Tim Bruening
Mitigate: External portal festooooned with gloves.
Imitation: Pointing out an Indian glove manufacturer.
Remit Again: Sad WW2 Song by Vera Lynn.
Tim Bruening
Property: In favour of the beverage made from the dried leaves of
Camellia sinensis, but only when prepared in the correct manner.
Progenitor: In favour of school caretakers.
Prologue: Timber enthusiast.
Pinesol: A sad household cleaner.
Joy: A happy household cleaner.
Lysol: An untruthful household cleaner.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Groping: A bell that is getting larger and feeling up women.
Does the rabbit population spring up in Australia in September?
Does the kangaroo population jump up in September?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:406BECCE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Tim Bruening
Kathy wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> news:4iOob.269103$SJ5.2...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > Kathy <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > news:0EFob.40641$Ol.10...@read1.cgocable.net...
> > >
> > > "Buffalo Chilkat" <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Cocky: Key to male genitals.
Coney: Against knees.
Coney: Knee company.
Copy: Police station toilet.
Tim Bruening
Crossing Guard: Guard who protected people from hearing Jesus sing
hymns during his Crucifixion.
Taliban: Forbid the census.
Suburban: Forbid living outside the city.
Urban: Prohibit cities.
Urban: Men only.
Tim Bruening
Kathy wrote:
> "Buffalo Chilkat" <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
> news:3ggorvsdr7n6uuh45...@4ax.com...
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:MCPub.27404$qu....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >>
> > >> fredm...@the.PC ?Z <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> > >> news:1660-3FB...@storefull-2375.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> > >> > ne...@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
> > >> >
> > >> > Old MacDonald was dyslexic - E O I O E
> > >> > (Billy Colony)
> > >> >
> > >> > Silly burger!
> > >> >
> > >> > Nemo
> > >> >
> > >> > Silly AND stale old burger. You want flies with that ?
> > >> >
> > >> Don't tell me they've started doing Eccles Cake Burgers!
> > >>
> > >Nah, they merely signed the Maggot à laCarta.
> >
> > That was a real quiller.
> >
> 'Twas a scroll in the park.
Sprint Ting: Fast Chinese.
Julie: Female Jewish Chinese.
Tim Bruening
jmfb...@aol.com wrote:
> In article <n9lgn0d3gpktl321i...@4ax.com>,
> Reynir Stefánsson <reyn...@mi.is> wrote:
> >So spake Tim Bruening:
> >
> >>Marc Goodman <marc.g...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:<P0Ldd.280687$MQ5.122257@attbi_s52>...
> >>> Morten Reistad wrote:
> >>> > This seems to be a strong, western taboo; to no eat animals you have
> had
> >>> > sexual intercourse with. Except chickens.
> >>>
> >>> IFYPFY
> >>
> >>Morten had said "social interaction". How did "social interaction"
> >>turn into "sexual intercourse"?
> >
> >With the help of someone who seemed to have got his cock up the wrong
> >hen.
>
> You mean rooster. Somebody who changes another's post has never
> read the functional specs of cock usage.
Rooster: Spinning kangaroo.
Tim Bruening
Ducker: Waterfowl/dog crossbreed. Related to Quacker.
Oinker: Pig/Dog crossbreed.
Parker: Golfing dog.
Pecker: Bird-dog.
Perker: Price of a dog.
Quaker: Religious pacifist dog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419C3E73...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Compass: One computer moves past another.
> >
> > Compile: Stack of computers.
> >
> > Compress: Computer newspaper.
> >
> > Compress: To shrink a computer.
> >
> > Compear: To be visible, to appear in court personally or via an
> > attorney.
> >
> > Compeer: Equal in rank, age, prowess.
> >
> > Complot: Computer conspiracy. Also archaic word for conspiracy.
>
> Telecomms. - Greek PCs a long way away.
Combine: Computers linked together.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419C3E38...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Comma: Computer Mom.
> >
> > Commission: Computer church.
> >
> > Commode: Mode of a computer.
> >
> > Communion: Organization of computer employees.
> >
> > Compact: Computer treaty.
> >
> > Compact: A squeezed computer.
> >
> > Compete: Racing computer.
> >
> > Competition: What computer political activists collect signatures
on.
> >
> > Emerge: Dot.com merger.
> >
> > Emission: Internet church.
>
> My monitor went kaput a few weeks ago. Lizard poo all over the place!
Combat: Electronic flying mammal that fights.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419C3DCB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Comcast: A computer play.
> >
> > Comcast: Computers fishing.
> >
> > Comfort: Computer military base.
> >
> > Comfortable: How to say "Come for the bull" quickly.
> >
> > Communist: Red computers.
> >
> > Comrade: Radioactive computer.
>
> CD Burner: A morally degraded, shabby and untidy arsonist.
Comfit: Electronic tailor.
Befit: Apine tailor.
Tim Bruening
"John" <jo...@kilowattnetworks.com> wrote in message
news:<6nldnc...@dns.zkz.com.pl>...
> > Ronald Reagan? George W Bush? Bill Clinton? Jimmy Carter? Lech
> > Walesa? Michael Gorbachev? Nelson Mandela? Kofi Annan? Martin
> > Luther King? JFK? FDR? Winston Churchill? Charles De Gaulle?
> > Abraham Lincoln? George Washington? Benjamin Franklin? Thomas
> > Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton? Thomas Paine? Teddy Roselvelt?
>
> The point to your message evades me.
I was trying to find out who the "greatest man ever" is that the
thread title refers to.
Evader: Darth on the Internet.
Educe: Mussolini on the Internet.
Deduce: A Mussolini demon.
Produce: A Mussolini supporter.
Reduce: Mussolini either shrinks or returns to power.
Transduce: A gay Mussolini.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42B64C4F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > C-ding: Bell that sows seeds in the sea.
> >
> > C-ping: Bell that leaks salt water.
> >
> > C-ting: Musical chair in the ocean.
> >
> > D-ming: Chinese vase #4.
> >
> > E-ting: Hungry bell on the Internet.
> >
> > P-Ping: Bell #16, serves as a toilet.
> >
> > T-Ming: Chinese vase #20, contains a stimulating beverage.
>
> Y-Ming: Cockey coded slang with a speech defect.
Wyoming: A verg big Chinese vase in the Western US.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42B64E04...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41265E27...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
> > > >
> > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
> > > >
> > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
> > > >
> > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
> > >
> > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
> >
> > Subshell: Underwater oil company.
> >
> Don't forget Subtexaco. All their promotional material was written in
> the
> form of footnotes!
Footnote: Musical appendages on the floor.
Tim Bruening
Abiding: Bell that coopeates.
Asserting: Bell that knows what it wants.
Assuming: Chinese vase that jumps to conclusions.
Attracting: Bell that people like.
Betting: Casino bell.
nemo
>
> Ignite: Fiery night.
>
> Impiety: Tea of heretics.
>
> Implant: Plant grown by Imps.
>
> Imposer: Imp knight that gives orders.
>
> Imposing: Singing Imp that gives orders.
. . . and stands in funny positions when doing it??
And don't forget: Corporal Punishment to the Private Parts can be a Major
Disaster!!
And, and . . . Franco was Jewish. General Izzy Moe.
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> > >
> > > > Sometime around Wed, 11 Apr 2001 09:49:50 GMT Logan intoned:
> > > >
> > > > > alohacyberian wrote:
> > > > > > J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in article
> > > > > > <u5d6dt09anro0s8be...@4ax.com>...
> > > > > > > On Tue, 10 Apr 2001 08:48:00 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net>
> > > > > > > tweaked a mouse's tail to post:
> > > > > > > >"Robert E. Lewis" wrote:
> > > > > > > >> Stan Kegel wrote
> > > > > > > >> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > >> > > Where are this week's puns.
> > > > > > > >> > My computer was down and I had no access to my files.
> > > > > > > >> I'm sorry your computer was down - can we do anything to
> > > > > > > >> cheer it up?
> > > > > > > >I'm not sure. All the keys have been depressed.
> > > > > > > How about a liddle chicken soup - it never hoits!
> > > > > > And maybe a bagel with caps lox. KM
> > > > > Or let it Escape from the house and give it a little space.
> > > >
> > > > Didn't George Lucas start this thread with his "Star Wars" space
bar?
> > >
> > > Jar Jar Binks: Glass container made with the Force.
> >
> > Jar Jar Bink's Mat: Glass four-wheeled container for carrying lots of
money
> > or bullion around in made with the Force.
> >
> > Bullion: Cross between a male bovine and the King of Beasts.
>
> Stallion: Cross between a male horse and the King of Beasts.
King of beasts wearing an Arian's underwear: Lion Ram Pant.
King of beasts singing to a pigeon: Lion Coo Chant.
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Johnnaishwerner wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A bill to legalize marijuana will be discussed by a joint
> > > session of
> > > > > > congress.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This news makes me feel high!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A Bill to legalise smoking the pink oboe might have saved
Clitton.
> > >
> > > > (Oops.
> > > > > > Freudian slip!)
> > > > >
> > > > > Why smoke a musical instrument?
> > > >
> > > > I've told ewe already. Pink Oboe is gay slang for a willie! Think of
> > > the
> > > > bulbous bit at the top of the musical instrument version into which
> > > the
> > > > reeds are fitted.
> > > >
> > > > You should have realised that from the con text.
> > >
> > > Con text: Letter written by a criminal.
> >
> > Con-flab: What criminules who are never let out of their cells develop.
>
> Freudian slip: Female underwear that keeps slipping.
Only happens on Freudays when you're Jung.
nemo
>
> Format: In favor of floor coverings.
FAT32: Sixteen pairs of very heavy people.
NTFS: Dentition of chickens and snakes!
>
> Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
>
> Proceed: In favor of farming.
>
> Procreate: Against evolution.
>
> Profound: We found an expert!
Or a ho/Tom.
Eureka! And she smells of garlic!
nemo
Fumigate: A smelly portal.
nemo
Toyreh Willcox likes those.
nemo
>
> Conceal: Against secrecy.
>
> Concede: Against farming.
>
> Confirm: A criminal enterprise.
>
> Confront: A criminal money laundering enterprise.
>
> Conrad: Against radioactive substances in our homes.
Confluence: Against hypnotism
nemo
>
> Property: In favour of the beverage made from the dried leaves of
> Camellia sinensis, but only when prepared in the correct manner.
>
> Progenitor: In favour of school caretakers.
>
> Prologue: Timber enthusiast.
>
> Pinesol: A sad household cleaner.
>
> Joy: A happy household cleaner.
>
> Lysol: An untruthful household cleaner.
If you've got more money than cents, buy all these separate producks buy all
means, but there is actually one particular household cleaner that does the
lot. Ordinary washing-up liquid. It's highly concentrated so that you can
use it as strong as you like and therefore very cheap. I even wash my floors
with it.
Detergent is detergent, slain and pimple, whatever perfyooms and additives
they put in it, and in the UK, the noisy aggressive one, Lairy Fiquid, is
the best of the lot.
nemo
>
> Strange Lad wrote:
>
> > "NottNick" <nmm6...@bellows.org.uk> wrote in message
news:c2q8ri$hcn$1...@titan.btinternet.com...
> > > I've been a member of this group for a while now and realise I'm not
the
> > > only Nick.
> > > So I'm now NOTTNICK.
> > > :-)
> > >
> > So am I
> >
> > Strange NotNick
>
> Nottingham: Not a pig.
You've got to be careful of Nottingham too tightly or you'll never get them
undone again, and remember, Chippenham Wrexham - very easily.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Why then didn't Hitler try to kill him?