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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 16, 2006, 6:47:14 AM12/16/06
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Hagar wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> news:1166233016.7...@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > The Bipolar Express wrote:
> > > A door-to-door salesman has had a really rough day and decided to try
> > > one more house before heading home. He knocks on the door, determined
> > > to make a sale. Joseph Bartlo opens the door, and the salesman starts
> > > in with his sales pitch. Bartlo stood there speechless, and the
> > > salesman, seeing that he wasn't getting anywhere, asked Bartlo where
> > > his mother was. Bartlo didn't say a word and just pointed upstairs.
> > > The salesman goes up the stairs, opens the bedroom door and finds the
> > > Connie in bed with a goat!! Completely flabbergasted, the salesman
> > > slams the door shut and flies down the stairs. He grabs Bartlo by the
> > > shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's in bed with your mother? Do
> > > you know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother you?" To which Bartlo
> > > responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a."
> >
> > A0L! Throw in Markie Kukucka and Double-0-Anus and Foamy can have an
> > orgy for xmas.
>
> Watching Bruthie take it up the poop-chute at the glory hole, you faggot.

You'd love that wouldn't you, Fagar?

Hagar

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
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Naaa, Bwuthie, your sphincter is too worn out for me.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 16, 2006, 9:23:50 PM12/16/06
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So you prefer Double-0-Anus.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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The Front Street Gym wrote:
> Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), The Bipolar
> Express said in ne.weather:

> >
> >
> > A door-to-door salesman has had a really rough day and decided to try
> > one more house before heading home. He knocks on the door, determined
> > to make a sale. Joseph Bartlo opens the door, and the salesman starts
> > in with his sales pitch. Bartlo stood there speechless, and the
> > salesman, seeing that he wasn't getting anywhere, asked Bartlo where
> > his mother was. Bartlo didn't say a word and just pointed upstairs.
> > The salesman goes up the stairs, opens the bedroom door and finds the
> > Connie in bed with a goat!! Completely flabbergasted, the salesman
> > slams the door shut and flies down the stairs. He grabs Bartlo by the
> > shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's in bed with your mother? Do
> > you know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother you?" To which Bartlo
> > responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a."
>
> A reporter from the apparently now defunct Bartlo Information Ministry
> goes to the Bartlo farm looking to do an interview with the great snow
> shovelling forecaster himself.
>
> Well, the reporter walks through the farm, past Connie's single-wide
> whore and crack mobile home to the barn where he finds the infamous
> Joseph Bartlo kneeling behind a goat, holding the goat's tail up with
> one hand and planting a firm kiss right on the goat's asshole.
>
> The reporter says to the nefarious Joseph Bartlo: "Man, are you sick oe
> WHAT???" To which the Coward of the Poconos replies, "No! My lips are
> chapped and this keeps me from biting them, you liar and pest!"
>
> ts--Fg

Don't you know Foamy has a little sideline business in lip baaaahm!

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 17, 2006, 4:14:45 AM12/17/06
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The sick and twisted Robert Buchanan wrote:
> My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
> welcome to Some Guy!
> > Joseph Bartlo was digging around in the dump for half-smoked cigarette
> > butts when a little man dressed in green ambled up to him and said,
> > "Well, me boyo, you've found me hideout. Begorrah, but I've got to
> give
> > you a wish now."
> >
> > "I want a car," said Bartlo. "I hate that my enemies conspired against
> > me and stole my license because they're jealous of my skill at
> > forecasting and Yatzy."
> >
> > "Sure enough, it's that I can do all right," said the little man. He
> > grimaced and muttered, then said, "Ah, and the Sidhe have parked it in
> > your driveway back home. But Joseph me lad, however will you drive the
> > thing without a license?"
> >
> > Bartlo furrowed his shaggy, Sasquatchian brows, then said "You're
> right.
> > I want you to give me a new license, too."
> >
> > "Well," said the little man, "ye've had yer wish already, bucko, but I
> > tell yez what--I'll give you that too, only you've got to do something
> > fer me first."
> >
> > "What's that?" asked Bartlo.
> >
> > "Does yer Honor see that goat afar off there? Well, ye've got to go
> and
> > roger her roundly, for then I can get ye yer license."
> >
> > "Wow, I thought it was going to be something difficult or unpleasant!"
> > shouted Bartlo. "Let me at her!"
> >
> > So Bartlo commenced action, and soon was busy enjoying his efforts
> until
> > he reached the climax he so longed for. Then he was laughing and
> > gesturing at the clouds as if he were Zeus himself.
> >
> > Finally, the little man said "Ah, Joseph, the very angels have blessed
> > ye with a driver's license. It's in the car in your driveway back
> home.
> > But how will you buy gas, Joseph? Ye have nary a sou to yer name."
> >
> > "Well, you can just give me some money, pest, can't you?" asked Joseph?
> >
> > "Oh, I'm made of fairy gold arighty, but ye've got to do something else
> > for me in return. You are going to have to kiss my blarney stones--in
> > fact, you're going to have to touch them to your tonsils, along with my
> > gnarled shillelagh." And here the little man dropped his trousers,
> > revealing a mighty set of genitalia.
> >
> > "I don't do anything until I get paid, but OK," said Bartlo. He
> dropped
> > to his knees and began to work enthusiastically. Finally, with great
> > effort, he had just achieved that goal of getting all three in, when
> the
> > little man said, "By the way, Joseph, aren't ye a little old to be
> > believing in leprechauns?"
>
> Joseph Bartlo was in the midst of fucking a goat in a barn when the goat
> suddenly turned and bit his penis off. The goat then ran off as Bartlo
> fell to the ground and bled to death.
>
> The End

You've got some really strange sexual fantasies, Buchanan. Besides, the
goat bit off Kukucka's black mamba.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Hagar wrote:
> "Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
> news:4mc8o29hhhld7ki7v...@4ax.com...

> > On Sat, 16 Dec 2006 00:16:25 -0800, "Fagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:
> >
> > >"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote in message
> > >news:1166233016.7...@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > >> The Bipolar Express wrote:
> > >> > A door-to-door salesman has had a really rough day and decided to try
> > >> > one more house before heading home. He knocks on the door, determined
> > >> > to make a sale. Joseph Bartlo opens the door, and the salesman starts
> > >> > in with his sales pitch. Bartlo stood there speechless, and the
> > >> > salesman, seeing that he wasn't getting anywhere, asked Bartlo where
> > >> > his mother was. Bartlo didn't say a word and just pointed upstairs.
> > >> > The salesman goes up the stairs, opens the bedroom door and finds the
> > >> > Connie in bed with a goat!! Completely flabbergasted, the salesman
> > >> > slams the door shut and flies down the stairs. He grabs Bartlo by the
> > >> > shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's in bed with your mother? Do
> > >> > you know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother you?" To which
> Bartlo
> > >> > responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a."
> > >>
> > >> A0L! Throw in Markie Kukucka and Double-0-Anus and Foamy can have an
> > >> orgy for xmas.
> > >
> > >Watching Bruthie take it up the poop-chute at the glory hole, you faggot.
> >
> > Shut up, Fagar, you deviant asshole!
>
> If I ever catch you, Art Dicko, your ass is mine.

Fagar!

> 12" of pain .. I'll have you squealing like the porker you are ...

Don't put your foot in in!

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 18, 2006, 2:54:46 AM12/18/06
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Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >12" of pain .. I'll have you squealing like the porker you are ...
>
> See? We knew you were a closet faggot, Fagar.

I knew it all along, Carl.

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Art Deco

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Dec 18, 2006, 10:24:19 PM12/18/06
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On 17 Dec 2006 23:54:46 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
<mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:

With a name like Fagar it's obvious, Bruce.

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 19, 2006, 1:33:57 AM12/19/06
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You can say that again, Carl.

Art Deco

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On 18 Dec 2006 22:33:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
<mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:

I can even shout it if youz like, Bruce.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 20, 2006, 6:17:30 AM12/20/06
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I didn't hear that.

Art Deco

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Dec 20, 2006, 3:48:33 PM12/20/06
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On 20 Dec 2006 03:17:30 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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YOU WANT ME TO SHOUT IT, BRUCE?

Father Kylesmas

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Art Deco <er...@netcaba1.com> verbally sodomised in
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Say wha'?

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Father Kylesmas wrote:
> Art Deco <er...@netcaba1.com> verbally sodomised in
> news:qc8jo21inqh6lkq7t...@4ax.com:
>
> > On 20 Dec 2006 03:17:30 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> > <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
> >
> >>Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >>> On 18 Dec 2006 22:33:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >>> <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >>> >> On 17 Dec 2006 23:54:46 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >>> >> <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >>> >> >> On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:21:06 -0800, "Fagar" <ha...@sahm.name>
> >>> >> >> wrote:
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
> >>> >> >> >news:4mc8o29hhhld7ki7...@4ax.com...

You didn't hear that either, huh?

Father Kylesmas

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" <mb...@mighty.co.za> verbally sodomised in
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I didn't hear shit.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 21, 2006, 5:24:28 PM12/21/06
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The last I heard, it doesn't make a sound. But try cleaning your ears.

Art Deco

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Dec 21, 2006, 11:49:57 PM12/21/06
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Who say dat?

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Art Deco

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Shit is silent, Santa.

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 22, 2006, 4:57:18 AM12/22/06
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Silence is golden, Carl.

honestjohn

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"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
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Who dat say who dat when I say who dat?


Art Deco

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On 22 Dec 2006 01:57:18 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Therefore shit = gold, Bruce. Quod erat demonstr

Art Deco

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Dec 23, 2006, 11:28:27 AM12/23/06
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We don't got none ob dose, massa boss.

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 24, 2006, 5:33:10 AM12/24/06
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And a very merry QED to you too, Ca

Art Deco

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On 24 Dec 2006 02:33:10 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Sic transit gloria mundi, Bruce.

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Dec 25, 2006, 5:48:41 AM12/25/06
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Nescio quid dicas, Carlus.

Art Deco

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On 25 Dec 2006 02:48:41 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Timeo dona et Daneos ferentes, Bruce.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Felix qui potuit, Carlus.

Art Deco

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On 25 Dec 2006 21:08:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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In vino veritas, Brutus..

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nemo hic adest illius nominis, Carlus.

Art Deco

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On 26 Dec 2006 15:27:52 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Caesar adsum iam forte, Brutus.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris, Carlus.

Art Deco

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On 27 Dec 2006 01:28:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Vidi, vici, veni, Brutus.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant, Carlus.

Art Deco

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On 28 Dec 2006 00:44:42 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Nil carborundum illegitimi, Brutus.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Noli me vocare. Ego te vocabo, Carlus.

Art Deco

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On 29 Dec 2006 17:54:45 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Requiescat in pace, Brutus.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur, Carlus.

Art Deco

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On 29 Dec 2006 22:07:07 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Deus ex machina, Brutus.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione, Carlus.

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Pie are round, cornbread are square, Calculus.


Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Felicem annum novum, anus.

Art Deco

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On 30 Dec 2006 21:23:58 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Bis vivit que bene vivit, Brutus.

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Volando, reptilia sperno, Carlus.

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Art Deco

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On 1 Jan 2007 01:57:04 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Expressio unius est exclusio alterius, Brutus.

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce

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Nonne de novo eboraco venis, Carlus?

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