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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 6, 2011, 10:02:23 AM11/6/11

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Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 7, 2011, 2:41:41 AM11/7/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:

> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for
> decades?
>

Because Gillette are bastards.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 7, 2011, 5:11:43 PM11/7/11

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On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:41 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for
>> decades?
>>
>
> Because Gillette are bastards.

I have tried every make.

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Hello, Purbeck

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Nov 8, 2011, 4:49:39 PM11/8/11

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On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?

You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve at
least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.

HP

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 8, 2011, 4:54:54 PM11/8/11

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I'd say I'm average.

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ah

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Nov 9, 2011, 8:29:37 PM11/9/11

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On 11/7/2011 5:11 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:41 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for
>>> decades?
>>>
>>
>> Because Gillette are bastards.
>
> I have tried every make.

PPYPOSTFU!
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ah

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Nov 9, 2011, 8:30:47 PM11/9/11

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http://www.stillad.com/boy-scouts-wild-6118.htm

ah

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Nov 9, 2011, 8:31:29 PM11/9/11

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On 11/6/2011 10:02 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?

Inferior metal(s).

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 10, 2011, 2:35:11 AM11/10/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4ljxtcsytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:41 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for
>>> decades?
>>>
>>
>> Because Gillette are bastards.
>
> I have tried every make.
>

They are different tools for different jobs.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 10, 2011, 4:53:26 AM11/10/11

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"Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
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I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 5:27:14 AM11/10/11

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Continue,

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She wanted to keep it.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 5:27:24 AM11/10/11

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:31:29 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 11/6/2011 10:02 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>
> Inferior metal(s).

Then why does no razor company use ferior metals?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 5:27:26 AM11/10/11

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What's the YP part?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 5:30:31 AM11/10/11

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Airforce, heathen.

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 5:33:54 AM11/10/11

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What have they been feeding them?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 5:33:54 AM11/10/11

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

What have they been feeding them?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 7:57:14 AM11/10/11

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

What have they been feeding them?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 7:57:38 AM11/10/11

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

What have they been feeding them?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 7:57:29 AM11/10/11

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

What have they been feeding them?

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ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 6:22:30 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:29:37 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/7/2011 5:11 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:41 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for
>>>>> decades?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Because Gillette are bastards.
>>>
>>> I have tried every make.
>>
>> PPYPOSTFU!
>
> What's the YP part?

Your Proof, please . . . .

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 6:23:59 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 7:57 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/8/2011 4:49 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>>>
>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve at
>>> least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>
>> http://www.stillad.com/boy-scouts-wild-6118.htm
>
> What have they been feeding them?
>

re: 3 of 5

Developer release of Opera?

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 6:24:48 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 5:30 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>
>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for
>>>> decades?
>>>
>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve
>>> at least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>
>>> HP
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>
>
> Airforce, heathen.

The difference being . . . ?

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 6:26:41 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:

> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:31:29 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/6/2011 10:02 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>>
>> Inferior metal(s).
>
> Then why does no razor company use ferior metals?

The same reason automobile manufacturers use so much 'alloy' and plastic:
return sales :D

Oh, shiite: my beans are burnin'...gotta fly.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:16:21 PM11/10/11

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:22:30 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:29:37 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/7/2011 5:11 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:41 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Because Gillette are bastards.
>>>>
>>>> I have tried every make.
>>>
>>> PPYPOSTFU!
>>
>> What's the YP part?
>
> Your Proof, please . . . .

WTF do you want as proof?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:18:06 PM11/10/11

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:23:59 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 11/10/2011 7:57 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/8/2011 4:49 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>>>>
>>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve at
>>>> least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>
>>> http://www.stillad.com/boy-scouts-wild-6118.htm
>>
>> What have they been feeding them?
>>
>
> re: 3 of 5

What?

> Developer release of Opera?

Yes. Why?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:18:48 PM11/10/11

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When product not last, customer not return.

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TV takes over your life when you could be doing useful things like smoking crack and stealing car stereos.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:18:19 PM11/10/11

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Height.

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ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:52:39 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:23:59 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 7:57 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/8/2011 4:49 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>>>>>
>>>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve at
>>>>> least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.stillad.com/boy-scouts-wild-6118.htm
>>>
>>> What have they been feeding them?
>>>
>>
>> re: 3 of 5
>
> What?
>
>> Developer release of Opera?
>
> Yes. Why?

Five poasts the same.

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:52:50 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:23:59 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 7:57 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/8/2011 4:49 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>>>>>
>>>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve at
>>>>> least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.stillad.com/boy-scouts-wild-6118.htm
>>>
>>> What have they been feeding them?
>>>
>>
>> re: 3 of 5
>
> What?
>
>> Developer release of Opera?
>
> Yes. Why?

Five poasts the same.

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:52:57 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:23:59 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 7:57 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/8/2011 4:49 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>>>>>
>>>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve at
>>>>> least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.stillad.com/boy-scouts-wild-6118.htm
>>>
>>> What have they been feeding them?
>>>
>>
>> re: 3 of 5
>
> What?
>
>> Developer release of Opera?
>
> Yes. Why?

Five poasts the same.

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:52:05 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 9:16 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:22:30 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:29:37 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/7/2011 5:11 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:41 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Because Gillette are bastards.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have tried every make.
>>>>
>>>> PPYPOSTFU!
>>>
>>> What's the YP part?
>>
>> Your Proof, please . . . .
>
> WTF do you want as proof?

That monkey, Ser, is on /your/ back.

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:53:45 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:24:48 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 5:30 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>>>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>>
>>>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for
>>>>>> decades?
>>>>>
>>>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve
>>>>> at least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>>>
>>>>> HP
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>>>
>>>
>>> Airforce, heathen.
>>
>> The difference being . . . ?
>
> Height.

Eh?

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:53:06 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:23:59 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 7:57 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/8/2011 4:49 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>>>>>
>>>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve at
>>>>> least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.stillad.com/boy-scouts-wild-6118.htm
>>>
>>> What have they been feeding them?
>>>
>>
>> re: 3 of 5
>
> What?
>
>> Developer release of Opera?
>
> Yes. Why?

Five poasts the same.

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:53:19 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:23:59 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 7:57 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/8/2011 4:49 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>>>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>>>>>
>>>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve at
>>>>> least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.stillad.com/boy-scouts-wild-6118.htm
>>>
>>> What have they been feeding them?
>>>
>>
>> re: 3 of 5
>
> What?
>
>> Developer release of Opera?
>
> Yes. Why?

Five psots the same.

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:54:40 PM11/10/11

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On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:26:41 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:31:29 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/6/2011 10:02 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for decades?
>>>>
>>>> Inferior metal(s).
>>>
>>> Then why does no razor company use ferior metals?
>>
>> The same reason automobile manufacturers use so much 'alloy' and plastic:
>> return sales :D
>>
>> Oh, shiite: my beans are burnin'...gotta fly.
>
> When product not last, customer not return.

ROLO!

"Of course they will!" -- P.T. Barnum

Mr Pounder

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Nov 11, 2011, 9:46:14 AM11/11/11

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"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Ah is supposed to be dead.

ah

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Nov 11, 2011, 10:10:43 PM11/11/11

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And where, pray-tell, lies yon supposition?

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 12, 2011, 2:16:19 AM11/12/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4p7boweytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:35:11 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield

> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in

>> news:op.v4ljxtcsytk5n5@i7-940:

>>
>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:41 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for
>>>>> decades?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Because Gillette are bastards.
>>>
>>> I have tried every make.
>>>
>>

>> They are different tools for different jobs.
>
> Continue,
>

That's it.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 12, 2011, 2:16:20 AM11/12/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4p7g5ywytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>
>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last for
>>>> decades?
>>>
>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually achieve
>>> at least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>
>>> HP
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>
>
> Airforce, heathen.
>
>

Same thing.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 12, 2011, 2:16:20 AM11/12/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4rfctsyytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:24:48 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 5:30 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>>>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>>
>>>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last
>>>>>> for decades?
>>>>>
>>>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually
>>>>> achieve at least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>>>
>>>>> HP
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>>>
>>>
>>> Airforce, heathen.
>>
>> The difference being . . . ?
>
> Height.
>

Wrong. The army fly aircraft also.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Mr Pounder

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Nov 12, 2011, 10:49:26 AM11/12/11

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"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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You used to be okay; best thing you can do is go and fuck yourself nigger
lover.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 5:43:22 AM11/15/11

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Don't start that again.

Anyway I put parrots on my back.

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I used to eat nothing but natural foods.
Then I found one of the leading reasons for death was natural causes, so . . .

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 5:43:49 AM11/15/11

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Aluminium telephone cable.

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My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 5:44:04 AM11/15/11

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Can I have toast instead?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 5:44:14 AM11/15/11

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HA! TYPO!

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Mixed emotions are when your mother-in-law drives your new Ferrari off the cliff.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 5:44:32 AM11/15/11

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On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 02:53:45 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:24:48 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/10/2011 5:30 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>>>>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Airforce, heathen.
>>>
>>> The difference being . . . ?
>>
>> Height.
>
> Eh?

We goes up in the air don't we?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 5:45:13 AM11/15/11

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I am not overly familiar with PT Barnum's work.

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The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 7:33:42 PM11/15/11

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On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:19 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4p7boweytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:35:11 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>> news:op.v4ljxtcsytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:41 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Because Gillette are bastards.
>>>>
>>>> I have tried every make.
>>>>
>>>
>>> They are different tools for different jobs.
>>
>> Continue,
>>
>
> That's it.

Not good enough.

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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 7:33:56 PM11/15/11

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On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4rfctsyytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:24:48 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/10/2011 5:30 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>>>>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Airforce, heathen.
>>>
>>> The difference being . . . ?
>>
>> Height.
>>
>
> Wrong. The army fly aircraft also.

Not so well as us.

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 7:34:08 PM11/15/11

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FU.

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What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.

What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later.

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 16, 2011, 4:20:32 AM11/16/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v40jugj9ytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:19 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v4p7boweytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:35:11 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v4ljxtcsytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:41 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:op.v4i5d9bkytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Because Gillette are bastards.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have tried every make.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> They are different tools for different jobs.
>>>
>>> Continue,
>>>
>>
>> That's it.
>
> Not good enough.
>

I'll decide.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 16, 2011, 4:20:33 AM11/16/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v40juug2ytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v4rfctsyytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:24:48 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/10/2011 5:30 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>>>>>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Airforce, heathen.
>>>>
>>>> The difference being . . . ?
>>>
>>> Height.
>>>
>>
>> Wrong. The army fly aircraft also.
>
> Not so well as us.
>
>

They have Apaches. You have Lynx. Therefore, they win.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 16, 2011, 4:20:33 AM11/16/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v40ju6jqytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v4p7g5ywytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>>>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>>
>>>>> On 06/11/2011 15:02, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> Why do razor blades go blunt after two uses, yet scissors last
>>>>>> for decades?
>>>>>
>>>>> You must have a particularly rough face, Mr Scott. I usually
>>>>> achieve at least a couple of months out of my Mach 3s.
>>>>>
>>>>> HP
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>>>
>>>
>>> Airforce, heathen.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Same thing.
>
> FU.
>
>

Followups?

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Goodbye, Oldfield

ah

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Nov 16, 2011, 6:24:07 PM11/16/11

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ah

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Nov 16, 2011, 6:25:38 PM11/16/11

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On 11/15/2011 5:44 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 02:53:19 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:23:59 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/10/2011 7:57 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:30:47 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 11/8/2011 4:49 PM, Hello, Purbeck wrote:
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.stillad.com/boy-scouts-wild-6118.htm
>>>>>
>>>>> What have they been feeding them?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> re: 3 of 5
>>>
>>> What?
>>>
>>>> Developer release of Opera?
>>>
>>> Yes. Why?
>>
>> Five psots the same.
>
> HA! TYPO!

psots poasts posts . . . GWTP, Peter.

ah

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Nov 16, 2011, 6:26:19 PM11/16/11

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On 11/15/2011 5:44 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 02:53:45 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:24:48 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/10/2011 5:30 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>>>>>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Airforce, heathen.
>>>>
>>>> The difference being . . . ?
>>>
>>> Height.
>>
>> Eh?
>
> We goes up in the air don't we?

Are you feckin' insane?

ah

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Nov 16, 2011, 6:27:03 PM11/16/11

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On 11/15/2011 5:45 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 02:54:40 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 9:18 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:26:41 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:31:29 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 11/6/2011 10:02 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Inferior metal(s).
>>>>>
>>>>> Then why does no razor company use ferior metals?
>>>>
>>>> The same reason automobile manufacturers use so much 'alloy' and plastic:
>>>> return sales :D
>>>>
>>>> Oh, shiite: my beans are burnin'...gotta fly.
>>>
>>> When product not last, customer not return.
>>
>> ROLO!
>>
>> "Of course they will!" -- P.T. Barnum
>
> I am not overly familiar with PT Barnum's work.

I will not stoop to a internetsearch of that.

Mr Pounder

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Nov 17, 2011, 9:28:42 AM11/17/11

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FFS.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 4:38:21 AM11/27/11

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On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:32 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v40jugj9ytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:19 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>> news:op.v4p7boweytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:35:11 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:op.v4ljxtcsytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>

>>

>>>>>

>>>>> They are different tools for different jobs.
>>>>
>>>> Continue,
>>>>
>>>
>>> That's it.
>>
>> Not good enough.
>>
>
> I'll decide.

You sound like Oldfield.

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Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 4:38:48 AM11/27/11

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We have way more than just Lynx.

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If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite of progress?

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 4:38:58 AM11/27/11

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On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:33 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v40ju6jqytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>> news:op.v4p7g5ywytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>>>>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Airforce, heathen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Same thing.
>>
>> FU.
>>
>>
>
> Followups?

No.

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 4:59:12 AM11/27/11

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Oscillate its titalot.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 4:59:23 AM11/27/11

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Wot?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 5:04:18 AM11/27/11

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What advice don't you want to hear from a doctor before an operation?
"Whatever you do, don't go into the light."

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Dec 1, 2011, 4:00:38 AM12/1/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lme80hytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:33 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v40ju6jqytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v4p7g5ywytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:53:26 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hello, Purbeck" <he...@purbe.ck> wrote in
>>>>>> news:j9c85g$oeb$1...@dont-email.me:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't think being in the army is good for the skin.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Airforce, heathen.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Same thing.
>>>
>>> FU.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Followups?
>
> No.
>
>

Fat Unicorns?

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Dec 1, 2011, 4:00:36 AM12/1/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lmd7ciytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:32 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v40jugj9ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:19 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v4p7boweytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:35:11 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:op.v4ljxtcsytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They are different tools for different jobs.
>>>>>
>>>>> Continue,
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That's it.
>>>
>>> Not good enough.
>>>
>>
>> I'll decide.
>
> You sound like Oldfield.
>

I sound dead?

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Dec 1, 2011, 4:00:37 AM12/1/11

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lmeyexytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:33 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v40juug2ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v4rfctsyytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:24:48 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 11/10/2011 5:30 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The difference being . . . ?
>>>>>
>>>>> Height.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Wrong. The army fly aircraft also.
>>>
>>> Not so well as us.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> They have Apaches. You have Lynx. Therefore, they win.
>
> We have way more than just Lynx.
>

Like what?

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Lieutenant Scott

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Jan 1, 2012, 10:37:17 AM1/1/12

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On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:36 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lmd7ciytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:32 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>> news:op.v40jugj9ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:19 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:op.v4p7boweytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>>

>>>>> That's it.
>>>>
>>>> Not good enough.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'll decide.
>>
>> You sound like Oldfield.
>>
>
> I sound dead?

He's still posting.

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Lieutenant Scott

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Jan 1, 2012, 10:37:32 AM1/1/12

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On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:37 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lmeyexytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:33 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>> news:op.v40juug2ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:op.v4rfctsyytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Wrong. The army fly aircraft also.
>>>>
>>>> Not so well as us.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> They have Apaches. You have Lynx. Therefore, they win.
>>
>> We have way more than just Lynx.
>>
>
> Like what?

Cunning.

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Lieutenant Scott

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Jan 1, 2012, 10:37:44 AM1/1/12

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On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:38 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lme80hytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:33 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>> news:op.v40ju6jqytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:op.v4p7g5ywytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>

>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Same thing.
>>>>
>>>> FU.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Followups?
>>
>> No.
>>
>>
>
> Fat Unicorns?

No.

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ah

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Jan 1, 2012, 9:36:29 PM1/1/12

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On 1/1/2012 10:37 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:37 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lmeyexytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:33 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v40juug2ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:op.v4rfctsyytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wrong. The army fly aircraft also.
>>>>>
>>>>> Not so well as us.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> They have Apaches. You have Lynx. Therefore, they win.
>>>
>>> We have way more than just Lynx.
>>>
>>
>> Like what?
>
> Cunning.
>

Ah! Ha-ha-ha!
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Goodbye, Oldfield

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Jan 2, 2012, 4:39:02 AM1/2/12

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v7ewcfjzytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:36 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v5lmd7ciytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:32 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v40jugj9ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:19 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:op.v4p7boweytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Not good enough.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'll decide.
>>>
>>> You sound like Oldfield.
>>>
>>
>> I sound dead?
>
> He's still posting.
>

He's still ghosting.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v7ewcufiytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:37 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v5lmeyexytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:33 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v40juug2ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:op.v4rfctsyytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wrong. The army fly aircraft also.
>>>>>
>>>>> Not so well as us.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> They have Apaches. You have Lynx. Therefore, they win.
>>>
>>> We have way more than just Lynx.
>>>
>>
>> Like what?
>
> Cunning.
>

Sure for Men?

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Goodbye, Oldfield

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ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:4f011833$0$2622$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:

And laughing gas.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v7ewc62pytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:38 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v5lme80hytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:33 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v40ju6jqytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:20 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:op.v4p7g5ywytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Same thing.
>>>>>
>>>>> FU.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Followups?
>>>
>>> No.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Fat Unicorns?
>
> No.
>

Frayed Umbrellas?

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Goodbye, Oldfield

ah

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Oh! Ho-ho!
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