Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 14 Oct 2005.
Peter Parsnip
presence on 15 Oct 2005...
> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:00:00 GMT
> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Oct 2005 23:01:20 GMT
> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:52:37 GMT
> Days......................: 7
> Total No. of Articles.....: 835
Pathetic. But my excuse is that my news swerver is fux0red.
> Total No. of Characters...: 4177010
> Total Volume..............: 4079
> Messages Per Day..........: 119.3
> Characters Per Day........: 596715.7
> Average Daily Volume......: 582 kB
> Total Posters This Week...: 93
> Messages with Sigs........: 62.28%
> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.00%
> Original Content Rating...: 9.01%
>
> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. ah................................................: 136 19.4 16.3%
Hmm.
> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61 8.7 7.3%
Disgusting.
> 3. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 45 6.4 5.4%
Disappointing.
> 4. default...........................................: 45 6.4 5.4%
> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 43 6.1 5.1%
> 6. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 43 6.1 5.1%
> 7. Mr Pounder........................................: 36 5.1 4.3%
> 8. Nick Wise.........................................: 35 5.0 4.2%
> 9. Al................................................: 23 3.3 2.8%
> 10. JAF...............................................: 22 3.1 2.6%
> 11. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 20 2.9 2.4%
> 12. America the Beautiful.............................: 20 2.9 2.4%
> 13. Steve Leyland.....................................: 19 2.7 2.3%
> 14. Grant.............................................: 18 2.6 2.2%
> 15. Paul Rooney.......................................: 17 2.4 2.0%
> 16. mike hide.........................................: 15 2.1 1.8%
> 17. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
> 18. Skokkie...........................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
> 19. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 12 1.7 1.4%
> 20. dave hillstrom....................................: 11 1.6 1.3%
> 21. Jinn ~~~..........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 22. Paul Rooney.......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 23. Phillip Kyle......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
Shock!
--
1> Peter Parsnip
2> Compliance
3> Further compliance
4> At the limit of compliance
5> Non-compliant. As always.
ah
> Be still! and revere Usenet Stats Poster, who blessed us with their
> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Oct 2005 23:01:20 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:52:37 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 835
>
> Pathetic. But my excuse is that my news swerver is fux0red.
Mine is that ittakes longer to work in the mud.
>
>> Total No. of Characters...: 4177010
>> Total Volume..............: 4079
>> Messages Per Day..........: 119.3
>> Characters Per Day........: 596715.7
>> Average Daily Volume......: 582 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 93
>> Messages with Sigs........: 62.28%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.00%
>> Original Content Rating...: 9.01%
>>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. ah................................................: 136 19.4 16.3%
>
> Hmm.
Pitiful, I agree.
>
>> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61 8.7 7.3%
>
> Disgusting.
Yup.
>
>> 3. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 45 6.4 5.4%
>
> Disappointing.
>
>> 4. default...........................................: 45 6.4 5.4%
>> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 43 6.1 5.1%
>> 6. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 43 6.1 5.1%
>> 7. Mr Pounder........................................: 36 5.1 4.3%
>> 8. Nick Wise.........................................: 35 5.0 4.2%
>> 9. Al................................................: 23 3.3 2.8%
>> 10. JAF...............................................: 22 3.1 2.6%
>> 11. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 20 2.9 2.4%
>> 12. America the Beautiful.............................: 20 2.9 2.4%
>> 13. Steve Leyland.....................................: 19 2.7 2.3%
>> 14. Grant.............................................: 18 2.6 2.2%
>> 15. Paul Rooney.......................................: 17 2.4 2.0%
>> 16. mike hide.........................................: 15 2.1 1.8%
>> 17. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
>> 18. Skokkie...........................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
>> 19. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 12 1.7 1.4%
>> 20. dave hillstrom....................................: 11 1.6 1.3%
>> 21. Jinn ~~~..........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>> 22. Paul Rooney.......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>> 23. Phillip Kyle......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>
> Shock!
Shades of ye Olde School!
Gasp!
--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil
Peter Hucker
> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. ah................................................: 136 19.4 16.3%
> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61 8.7 7.3%
> 3. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 45 6.4 5.4%
> 4. default...........................................: 45 6.4 5.4%
> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 43 6.1 5.1%
5th place even when I wasn't here!
> 59. Jeremy Kyle.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
Oh no, the Kyle's are breeding!
> 60. Most ridiculous journey so far....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
Nothing is more rediculous than my trip to France.
--
http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"
Peter Hucker
> Be still! and revere Usenet Stats Poster, who blessed us with their
> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>
>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>
>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Oct 2005 23:01:20 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:52:37 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 835
>
> Pathetic. But my excuse is that my news swerver is fux0red.
My excuse was I plugged the wrong power plug (poor design - not idiot proof) into the motherboard and thought I'd fucked all sorts of stuff - turns out it was only the PSU. Anyway after buying loads of new stuff, I thought I might aswell shove it all in and sell the old parts. Only to find that the intel chipset is buggy (can't use the raid, fortunately there are TWO raids on board), and my ATI PCI-EX card stops the PC working altogether. Hmmm maybe I did blow something else.....
>> Total No. of Characters...: 4177010
>> Total Volume..............: 4079
>> Messages Per Day..........: 119.3
>> Characters Per Day........: 596715.7
>> Average Daily Volume......: 582 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 93
>> Messages with Sigs........: 62.28%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.00%
>> Original Content Rating...: 9.01%
>>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. ah................................................: 136 19.4 16.3%
>
> Hmm.
Name that tune in two!
>> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61 8.7 7.3%
>
> Disgusting.
99% of art is either shite or disgusting.
>> 3. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 45 6.4 5.4%
>
> Disappointing.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
>> 4. default...........................................: 45 6.4 5.4%
>> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 43 6.1 5.1%
>> 6. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 43 6.1 5.1%
>> 7. Mr Pounder........................................: 36 5.1 4.3%
>> 8. Nick Wise.........................................: 35 5.0 4.2%
>> 9. Al................................................: 23 3.3 2.8%
>> 10. JAF...............................................: 22 3.1 2.6%
>> 11. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 20 2.9 2.4%
>> 12. America the Beautiful.............................: 20 2.9 2.4%
>> 13. Steve Leyland.....................................: 19 2.7 2.3%
>> 14. Grant.............................................: 18 2.6 2.2%
>> 15. Paul Rooney.......................................: 17 2.4 2.0%
>> 16. mike hide.........................................: 15 2.1 1.8%
>> 17. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
>> 18. Skokkie...........................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
>> 19. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 12 1.7 1.4%
>> 20. dave hillstrom....................................: 11 1.6 1.3%
>> 21. Jinn ~~~..........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>> 22. Paul Rooney.......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>> 23. Phillip Kyle......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>
> Shock!
I wasn't here. He only talks to me.
Confuscious say: "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
Peter Hucker
> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>> Be still! and revere Usenet Stats Poster, who blessed us with their
>> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>>
>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>>
>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>>
>>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:00:00 GMT
>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Oct 2005 23:01:20 GMT
>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:52:37 GMT
>>> Days......................: 7
>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 835
>>
>> Pathetic. But my excuse is that my news swerver is fux0red.
>
> Mine is that ittakes longer to work in the mud.
Mine is that it takes longer to drive to work in the mud. I need a 4x4.
50 of the belt.
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Art Deco
All hael the MPC, even if it is anemic.
>
>>
>>> 3. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 45 6.4 5.4%
>>
>> Disappointing.
>>
>>> 4. default...........................................: 45 6.4 5.4%
>>> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 43 6.1 5.1%
>>> 6. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 43 6.1 5.1%
>>> 7. Mr Pounder........................................: 36 5.1 4.3%
>>> 8. Nick Wise.........................................: 35 5.0 4.2%
>>> 9. Al................................................: 23 3.3 2.8%
>>> 10. JAF...............................................: 22 3.1 2.6%
>>> 11. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 20 2.9 2.4%
>>> 12. America the Beautiful.............................: 20 2.9 2.4%
>>> 13. Steve Leyland.....................................: 19 2.7 2.3%
>>> 14. Grant.............................................: 18 2.6 2.2%
>>> 15. Paul Rooney.......................................: 17 2.4 2.0%
>>> 16. mike hide.........................................: 15 2.1 1.8%
>>> 17. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
>>> 18. Skokkie...........................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
>>> 19. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 12 1.7 1.4%
Sorry, Bruce, you didn't fare very well.
>>> 20. dave hillstrom....................................: 11 1.6 1.3%
>>> 21. Jinn ~~~..........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>>> 22. Paul Rooney.......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>>> 23. Phillip Kyle......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>>
>> Shock!
>
>Shades of ye Olde School!
>
>Gasp!
I don't see Fred on this lits.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
Peter Parsnip
15 Oct 2005...
> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:11:29 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
> <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>> 1. ah................................................: 136 19.4
>> 16.3% 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61
>> 8.7 7.3% 3. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 45
>> 6.4 5.4% 4. default...........................................:
>> 45 6.4 5.4% 5. Peter Hucker......................................:
>> 43 6.1 5.1%
>
> 5th place even when I wasn't here!
>
>> 59. Jeremy Kyle.......................................: 2 0.3
>> 0.2%
>
> Oh no, the Kyle's are breeding!
That was my question. Have you not seen Jeremy Kyle on ITV?
Peter Hucker
> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their presence on
> 15 Oct 2005...
>
>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:11:29 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
>> <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ===============================================================
>>> 1. ah................................................: 136 19.4
>>> 16.3% 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61
>>> 8.7 7.3% 3. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 45
>>> 6.4 5.4% 4. default...........................................:
>>> 45 6.4 5.4% 5. Peter Hucker......................................:
>>> 43 6.1 5.1%
>>
>> 5th place even when I wasn't here!
>>
>>> 59. Jeremy Kyle.......................................: 2 0.3
>>> 0.2%
>>
>> Oh no, the Kyle's are breeding!
>
> That was my question. Have you not seen Jeremy Kyle on ITV?
No, and I didn't see your question either. I currently only have enough time to respond to any post containing the phrase "peter hucker".
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Peter Parsnip
Fucktard.
Peter Hucker
> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their presence on
> 15 Oct 2005...
>
>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:56:40 +0100, Peter Parsnip
>> <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their presence
>>> on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:11:29 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
>>>> <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>>> ===============================================================
>>>>> 1. ah................................................: 136 19.4
>>>>> 16.3% 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61
>>>>> 8.7 7.3% 3. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................:
>>>>> 45
>>>>> 6.4 5.4% 4. default...........................................:
>>>>> 45 6.4 5.4% 5. Peter
>>>>> Hucker......................................:
>>>>> 43 6.1 5.1%
>>>>
>>>> 5th place even when I wasn't here!
>>>>
>>>>> 59. Jeremy Kyle......................................: 2 0.3
>>>>> 0.2%
>>>>
>>>> Oh no, the Kyle's are breeding!
>>>
>>> That was my question. Have you not seen Jeremy Kyle on ITV?
>>
>> No, and I didn't see your question either. I currently only have
>> enough time to respond to any post containing the phrase "peter
>> hucker".
>
> Fucktard.
Get a life outside usenet.
If idiot's could fly... This place would be an airport... ;-)
ah
Quiet, k0ok.
--
ah
You just refuted your hypotenuse!
ah
All hael the MPC, even if it's on 10mg warfarin BID.
Fred is tangental-old-school . . . this is /demon.local/
Peter Parsnip
2005...
He's pathetic. Obsessed with himself.
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 08:08:06 +0100, Peter Parsnip <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Be still! and revere Usenet Stats Poster, who blessed us with their
>>> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>
>>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4177010
>>>> Total Volume..............: 4079
>>>> Messages Per Day..........: 119.3
>>>> Characters Per Day........: 596715.7
>>>> Average Daily Volume......: 582 kB
>>>> Total Posters This Week...: 93
>>>> Messages with Sigs........: 62.28%
>>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.00%
>>>> Original Content Rating...: 9.01%
>>>>
>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>>> ===============================================================
>>>> 1. ah................................................: 136 19.4 16.3%
>>>
>>> Hmm.
>>
>> Name that tune in two!
>>
>>>> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61 8.7 7.3%
>>>
>>> Disgusting.
>>
>> 99% of art is either shite or disgusting.
>
> Quiet, k0ok.
Prove me wrong, beret wearing poofter.
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to "come out of the closet." His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, he explained to her that he had realized he was gay.
Without looking up from her stew, his mother said, "You mean, homosexual?"
"Well . . . yes."
Still without looking up: "Does that mean you suck men's penises?"
Caught off guard, the young man eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon his mother turned to him and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under his nose, snapped:
"Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 20:24:07 +0100, Peter Parsnip <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their presence on
>>> 15 Oct 2005...
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:56:40 +0100, Peter Parsnip
>>>> <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their presence
>>>>> on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> That was my question. Have you not seen Jeremy Kyle on ITV?
>>>>
>>>> No, and I didn't see your question either. I currently only have
>>>> enough time to respond to any post containing the phrase "peter
>>>> hucker".
>>>
>>> Fucktard.
>>
>> Get a life outside usenet.
>
> You just refuted your hypotenuse!
I did no such thing! That would require yoga advanced training, level 7!
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
Peter Hucker
Only because everyone else is moronic.
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
Peter Hucker
> Art Deco wrote:
>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>>>> Be still! and revere Usenet Stats Poster, who blessed us with their
>>>> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>
>>>>> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61 8.7 7.3%
>>>>
>>>> Disgusting.
>>>
>>> Yup.
>>
>> All hael the MPC, even if it is anemic.
>
> All hael the MPC, even if it's on 10mg warfarin BID.
All hael the MPC, even if it's on 0.18 micron.
>>>>> 20. dave hillstrom....................................: 11 1.6 1.3%
>>>>> 21. Jinn ~~~..........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>>>>> 22. Paul Rooney.......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>>>>> 23. Phillip Kyle......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>>>>
>>>> Shock!
>>>
>>> Shades of ye Olde School!
>>>
>>> Gasp!
>>
>> I don't see Fred on this lits.
>
> Fred is tangental-old-school . . . this is /demon.local/
Forward slashing geek. Please mind the roses.
Why do they rate a movie "R" for "adult language?"
The only people I hear using that language are teenagers.
ah
> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:48:19 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Art Deco wrote:
>>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>>>>> Be still! and revere Usenet Stats Poster, who blessed us with their
>>>>> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>>
>>>>>> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61 8.7 7.3%
>>>>>
>>>>> Disgusting.
>>>>
>>>> Yup.
>>>
>>> All hael the MPC, even if it is anemic.
>>
>> All hael the MPC, even if it's on 10mg warfarin BID.
>
> All hael the MPC, even if it's on 0.18 micron.
All hael the MPC, even if it's Intel Inside..
>
>>>>>> 20. dave hillstrom....................................: 11 1.6 1.3%
>>>>>> 21. Jinn ~~~..........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>>>>>> 22. Paul Rooney.......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>>>>>> 23. Phillip Kyle......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
>>>>>
>>>>> Shock!
>>>>
>>>> Shades of ye Olde School!
>>>>
>>>> Gasp!
>>>
>>> I don't see Fred on this lits.
>>
>> Fred is tangental-old-school . . . this is /demon.local/
>
> Forward slashing geek. Please mind the roses.
_Oh!_
ah
We must build them better on the next run, Master.
ah
> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:46:05 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 20:24:07 +0100, Peter Parsnip <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their presence on
>>>> 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:56:40 +0100, Peter Parsnip
>>>>> <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their presence
>>>>>> on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That was my question. Have you not seen Jeremy Kyle on ITV?
>>>>>
>>>>> No, and I didn't see your question either. I currently only have
>>>>> enough time to respond to any post containing the phrase "peter
>>>>> hucker".
>>>>
>>>> Fucktard.
>>>
>>> Get a life outside usenet.
>>
>> You just refuted your hypotenuse!
>
> I did no such thing! That would require yoga advanced training, level 7!
Quotebacks are not valid.
[zippers; triple tapers; wax-stampies]
yyyiii...@yahoo.com
"Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:48:19 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:C
ah
The monkey is on /your/ back!
Peter Parsnip
Flam the flims. Flim the flams. You know it makes sense.
ah
No.
ah
Trying to drum-up some support?
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:48:19 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Art Deco wrote:
>>>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Yup.
>>>>
>>>> All hael the MPC, even if it is anemic.
>>>
>>> All hael the MPC, even if it's on 10mg warfarin BID.
>>
>> All hael the MPC, even if it's on 0.18 micron.
>
> All hael the MPC, even if it's Intel Inside..
Better than a Cyrix.
http://www.hucker.plus.com/temp/Logoc.jpg
>>>>> Shades of ye Olde School!
>>>>>
>>>>> Gasp!
>>>>
>>>> I don't see Fred on this lits.
>>>
>>> Fred is tangental-old-school . . . this is /demon.local/
>>
>> Forward slashing geek. Please mind the roses.
>
> _Oh!_
I did warn you about those thorns.
Never dive into deep concrete.
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:46:05 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 20:24:07 +0100, Peter Parsnip <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their presence on
>>>>> 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Fucktard.
>>>>
>>>> Get a life outside usenet.
>>>
>>> You just refuted your hypotenuse!
>>
>> I did no such thing! That would require yoga advanced training, level 7!
>
> Quotebacks are not valid.
What?
> [zippers; triple tapers; wax-stampies]
Er....
I remember your brother Jimmy, crying one summer's day,
"Why do you cry, young Jimmy?" I heard your granddad say.
"'Cause I can't do what the big boys do, that's why I cry," said Jim,
"Move over then," said your granddad, and he sat down and cried with him.
Peter Hucker
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,-: \ `--.__ `-./_/`-. `-',) | ___
/ | | / `-. `-./_,-' / ----./__ `
` \ ' | `-._ ___/ / \ `-.
/ `---.----' ' | \
\ .-' /
`-, /
/ |
/ `\._
_ __,-" _,-'
/ / ` _,--'
"
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:44:55 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 08:08:06 +0100, Peter Parsnip <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Be still! and revere Usenet Stats Poster, who blessed us with their
>>>>> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmm.
>>>>
>>>> Name that tune in two!
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Disgusting.
>>>>
>>>> 99% of art is either shite or disgusting.
>>>
>>> Quiet, k0ok.
>>
>> Prove me wrong, beret wearing poofter.
>
> The monkey is on /your/ back!
WTF you on about?
What happens if you install windows 98 on a system with 2 processors?
It crashes twice.
ah
> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:29:25 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:44:55 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 08:08:06 +0100, Peter Parsnip <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Be still! and revere Usenet Stats Poster, who blessed us with their
>>>>>> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hmm.
>>>>>
>>>>> Name that tune in two!
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Disgusting.
>>>>>
>>>>> 99% of art is either shite or disgusting.
>>>>
>>>> Quiet, k0ok.
>>>
>>> Prove me wrong, beret wearing poofter.
>>
>> The monkey is on /your/ back!
>
> WTF you on about?
Oh, no you don't!
PJR
<yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> Can somebody post an AUK statistics for this week?
Yes, I can, but you haven't said how much you're willing to pay.
PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:29:25 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:44:55 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Quiet, k0ok.
>>>>
>>>> Prove me wrong, beret wearing poofter.
>>>
>>> The monkey is on /your/ back!
>>
>> WTF you on about?
>
> Oh, no you don't!
Don't what?
What's the difference between spit and swallow?
Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head.
Peter Parsnip
Ba-dum tish!
yyyiii...@yahoo.com
"PJR" <p...@NOSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
news:slrndl58o...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:05:51 -0700, <yyyiii...@yahoo.com>
> <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > Can somebody post an AUK statistics for this week?
>
> Yes, I can, but you haven't said how much you're willing to pay.
I'll pay you in full with post count of coming week, kook.
homer_...@yahoo.com
<yyyiiinnn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "PJR" <p...@NOSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
> news:slrndl58o...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
> > On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:05:51 -0700, <yyyiii...@yahoo.com>
> > <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >
> > > Can somebody post an AUK statistics for this week?
> >
> > Yes, I can, but you haven't said how much you're willing to pay.
>
> I'll pay you in full with post count of coming week, kook.
>
> >
> >
> > PJR :-)
> > --
Too bad, but you didn't really thinkI'd tolerate this shit.
Geez, for a bunch of game theorists, yoiu clearly should have been able
to see what was coming.
It's not like I lie.
yyyiii...@yahoo.com
<homer_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1129497708....@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>
> <yyyiiinnn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > "PJR" <p...@NOSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
> > news:slrndl58o...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
> > > On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:05:51 -0700, <yyyiii...@yahoo.com>
> > > <yyyiii...@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> > >
> > > > Can somebody post an AUK statistics for this week?
> > >
> > > Yes, I can, but you haven't said how much you're willing to pay.
> >
> > I'll pay you in full with post count of coming week, kook.
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > PJR :-)
> > > --
> It doesn't matter as Peter has already made his "deal."
Are you the loser who pays for it?
>
> Too bad, but you didn't really thinkI'd tolerate this shit.
more info.
>
> Geez, for a bunch of game theorists, yoiu clearly should have been able
> to see what was coming.
Why would I blink whenever you twitch?
ah
> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 19:20:44 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:29:25 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:44:55 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Quiet, k0ok.
>>>>>
>>>>> Prove me wrong, beret wearing poofter.
>>>>
>>>> The monkey is on /your/ back!
>>>
>>> WTF you on about?
>>
>> Oh, no you don't!
>
> Don't what?
My daddy only raised ugly children!
ah
I need a band.
Peter Parsnip
2005...
> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>> Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 16 Oct
>> 2005...
>>
>>> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>>>> Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 16
>>>> Oct 2005...
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>>>>>> Be still! and revere ah, who blessed us with their presence on 16
>>>>>> Oct 2005...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 20:24:07 +0100, Peter Parsnip
>>>>>>>> <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:56:40 +0100, Peter Parsnip
>>>>>>>>>> <peterp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Peter Hucker, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 15 Oct 2005...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:11:29 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
>>>>>>>>>>>> <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Share
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ============================================================
>>>>>>>>>>>>> == =
Me too.
ah
Any chance you'll be in New York next weekend?
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 19:20:44 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:29:25 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> The monkey is on /your/ back!
>>>>
>>>> WTF you on about?
>>>
>>> Oh, no you don't!
>>
>> Don't what?
>
> My daddy only raised ugly children!
Nice piece of information, but what were we talking about?
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
ah
> On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:02:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 19:20:44 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:29:25 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The monkey is on /your/ back!
>>>>>
>>>>> WTF you on about?
>>>>
>>>> Oh, no you don't!
>>>
>>> Don't what?
>>
>> My daddy only raised ugly children!
>
> Nice piece of information, but what were we talking about?
Personal responsibility, and the avoidance thereof.
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:02:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 19:20:44 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, no you don't!
>>>>
>>>> Don't what?
>>>
>>> My daddy only raised ugly children!
>>
>> Nice piece of information, but what were we talking about?
>
> Personal responsibility, and the avoidance thereof.
No, it was definitely monkeys.
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers, when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear. "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers.
At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar.
Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.
Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies." Something about a job."
ah
> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:39:30 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:02:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 19:20:44 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, no you don't!
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't what?
>>>>
>>>> My daddy only raised ugly children!
>>>
>>> Nice piece of information, but what were we talking about?
>>
>> Personal responsibility, and the avoidance thereof.
>
> No, it was definitely monkeys.
http://www.newagejournal.com/monkeyb.shtml
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:39:30 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:02:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> My daddy only raised ugly children!
>>>>
>>>> Nice piece of information, but what were we talking about?
>>>
>>> Personal responsibility, and the avoidance thereof.
>>
>> No, it was definitely monkeys.
>
> http://www.newagejournal.com/monkeyb.shtml
Fuck's sake. So which of the three billion variations were you referring to?
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
ah
> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:35:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:39:30 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:02:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My daddy only raised ugly children!
>>>>>
>>>>> Nice piece of information, but what were we talking about?
>>>>
>>>> Personal responsibility, and the avoidance thereof.
>>>
>>> No, it was definitely monkeys.
>>
>> http://www.newagejournal.com/monkeyb.shtml
>
> Fuck's sake. So which of the three billion variations were you referring to?
God, Peter, you are such a slut!
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:35:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:39:30 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Personal responsibility, and the avoidance thereof.
>>>>
>>>> No, it was definitely monkeys.
>>>
>>> http://www.newagejournal.com/monkeyb.shtml
>>
>> Fuck's sake. So which of the three billion variations were you referring to?
>
> God, Peter, you are such a slut!
Please keep our private life out of demon.local.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
ah
> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:15:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:35:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:39:30 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Personal responsibility, and the avoidance thereof.
>>>>>
>>>>> No, it was definitely monkeys.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.newagejournal.com/monkeyb.shtml
>>>
>>> Fuck's sake. So which of the three billion variations were you referring to?
>>
>> God, Peter, you are such a slut!
>
> Please keep our private life out of demon.local.
*plonk*
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:15:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:35:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.newagejournal.com/monkeyb.shtml
>>>>
>>>> Fuck's sake. So which of the three billion variations were you referring to?
>>>
>>> God, Peter, you are such a slut!
>>
>> Please keep our private life out of demon.local.
>
> *plonk*
[titters as ah turns red]
Girls....
If you want to piss off your mother, here's what I suggest.
The next time you're out driving around, and your mum's in the car, stop in front of the local strip club.
Put the car in park, turn to your mother, and say, "I'll be right back. I just have to run in and pick up my cheque."
ah
> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:44:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:15:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:35:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.newagejournal.com/monkeyb.shtml
>>>>>
>>>>> Fuck's sake. So which of the three billion variations were you referring to?
>>>>
>>>> God, Peter, you are such a slut!
>>>
>>> Please keep our private life out of demon.local.
>>
>> *plonk*
>
> [titters as ah turns red]
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BUM!
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:44:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:15:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> God, Peter, you are such a slut!
>>>>
>>>> Please keep our private life out of demon.local.
>>>
>>> *plonk*
>>
>> [titters as ah turns red]
>
> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BUM!
I wasn't. But you thought I was. So YOU are the pervert.
I once got the stuffing beat out of me fighting for a girl's honor.
She wanted to keep it.
ah
> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:18:50 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:44:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:15:29 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> God, Peter, you are such a slut!
>>>>>
>>>>> Please keep our private life out of demon.local.
>>>>
>>>> *plonk*
>>>
>>> [titters as ah turns red]
>>
>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BUM!
>
> I wasn't. But you thought I was. So YOU are the pervert.
poof
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:18:50 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:44:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> *plonk*
>>>>
>>>> [titters as ah turns red]
>>>
>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BUM!
>>
>> I wasn't. But you thought I was. So YOU are the pervert.
>
> poof
How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
ah
> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:41:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:18:50 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:44:24 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *plonk*
>>>>>
>>>>> [titters as ah turns red]
>>>>
>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BUM!
>>>
>>> I wasn't. But you thought I was. So YOU are the pervert.
>>
>> poof
>
> How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:41:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:18:50 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BUM!
>>>>
>>>> I wasn't. But you thought I was. So YOU are the pervert.
>>>
>>> poof
>>
>> How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
>
> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>
> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
I never mentioned bums.
In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.
ah
> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:41:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:18:50 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BUM!
>>>>>
>>>>> I wasn't. But you thought I was. So YOU are the pervert.
>>>>
>>>> poof
>>>
>>> How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
>>
>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>
>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>
> I never mentioned bums.
Get the hell outside.
Paul Rooney
>Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:41:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:18:50 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BUM!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I wasn't. But you thought I was. So YOU are the pervert.
>>>>>
>>>>> poof
>>>>
>>>> How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
>>>
>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>
>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>
>> I never mentioned bums.
>
>Get the hell outside.
Boot him outside.
--
Paul {Hamilton Rooney}
Founder Member, new demon.local
Member, Hall of Shame
ah
Paul Rooney
Which one is Chris Hill?
ah
> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:21:15 GMT, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Paul Rooney wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:20:21 GMT, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:41:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:18:50 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BUM!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I wasn't. But you thought I was. So YOU are the pervert.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> poof
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>>>>
>>>>> I never mentioned bums.
>>>>
>>>>Get the hell outside.
>>>
>>> Boot him outside.
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>
>
> Which one is Chris Hill?
Uhm...
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:41:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> poof
>>>>
>>>> How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
>>>
>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>
>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>
>> I never mentioned bums.
>
> Get the hell outside.
Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
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I do not have time for computer games.
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The other one replies, "Since they threatened to fire me."
Peter Hucker
ROTFPMSL!
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ah
> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:15 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Paul Rooney wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:20:21 GMT, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>>>>
>>>>> I never mentioned bums.
>>>>
>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>
>>> Boot him outside.
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>
> I do not have time for computer games.
Uhm..
ah
> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:20:21 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:41:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> poof
>>>>>
>>>>> How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
>>>>
>>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>>
>>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>>
>>> I never mentioned bums.
>>
>> Get the hell outside.
>
> Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
Paul Rooney
ROLF!
Paul Rooney
wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:15 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Paul Rooney wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:20:21 GMT, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>>>>
>>>>> I never mentioned bums.
>>>>
>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>
>>> Boot him outside.
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>
>I do not have time for computer games.
Nor me. Usenet is serious.
Paul Rooney
wrote:
>On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:20:21 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:41:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> poof
>>>>>
>>>>> How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
>>>>
>>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>>
>>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>>
>>> I never mentioned bums.
>>
>> Get the hell outside.
>
>Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
Oldfield's m.o., in his dreams anyway....
ah
> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:24:31 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:20:21 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:41:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> poof
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How can I be a poof for yor thoughts? I am not responsible for your thoughts.
>>>>>
>>>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>>>
>>>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>>>
>>>> I never mentioned bums.
>>>
>>> Get the hell outside.
>>
>>Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
>
> Oldfield's m.o., in his dreams anyway....
Filth!
Peter Hucker
Please get to the point!
Tip: Don't substitute salt for sugar in recipes.
It tastes like shit.
Paul Rooney
wrote:
>On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:13 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:15 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Paul Rooney wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:20:21 GMT, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>>>
>>>>> Boot him outside.
>>>>
>>>> http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>>>
>>> I do not have time for computer games.
>>
>> Uhm..
>
>Please get to the point!
And be sharp about it!
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:20:21 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>>>
>>>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>>>
>>>> I never mentioned bums.
>>>
>>> Get the hell outside.
>>
>> Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
>
> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
Stop imagining everyone is thinking about your penis.
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it - we're closed.
Peter Hucker
> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:24:44 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:15 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Paul Rooney wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:20:21 GMT, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>>
>>>> Boot him outside.
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>>
>> I do not have time for computer games.
>
> Nor me. Usenet is serious.....
....ly disturbed.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the fuck happened.
Paul Rooney
wrote:
>On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:11:17 +0100, Paul Rooney <paulr...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:24:44 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:15 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Paul Rooney wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:20:21 GMT, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>>>
>>>>> Boot him outside.
>>>>
>>>> http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>>>
>>> I do not have time for computer games.
>>
>> Nor me. Usenet is serious.....
>
>....ly disturbed.
Not here. Demon.local is a haven of health - nowadays.
ah
> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:45 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:20:21 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:26:09 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My thoughts have nothing to do with it:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <op.sywyy...@blue.mshome.net>
>>>>>
>>>>> I never mentioned bums.
>>>>
>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>
>>> Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
>>
>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
>
> Stop imagining everyone is thinking about your penis.
It's very important to me.
ah
> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:03:46 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:13 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:15 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Paul Rooney wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:20:21 GMT, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Boot him outside.
>>>>>
>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>>>>
>>>> I do not have time for computer games.
>>>
>>> Uhm..
>>
>>Please get to the point!
>
> And be sharp about it!
Aha!
ah
> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:13 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:15 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Paul Rooney wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 20:20:21 GMT, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>>>
>>>>> Boot him outside.
>>>>
>>>> http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>>>
>>> I do not have time for computer games.
>>
>> Uhm..
>
> Please get to the point!
Read just what's on this page, then come back (for more, Oho!).
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:45 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:20:21 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>>
>>>> Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
>>>
>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
>>
>> Stop imagining everyone is thinking about your penis.
>
> It's very important to me.
Stop boasting.
Jazz is what you get when you push a blues quartet down a long flight of stairs.
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:13 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:15 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Paul Rooney wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>>>>
>>>> I do not have time for computer games.
>>>
>>> Uhm..
>>
>> Please get to the point!
>
> Read just what's on this page, then come back (for more, Oho!).
Whaaaaat?
The first mate was found to be drunk one day and that day it happened to be the captain's turn to write in the ship's log so he wrote:
The first mate was drunk today.
He begged and pleaded to the captain to remove that entry but the captain argued that once an entry was made in the company's log it couldn't be deleted. The first mate decided to get even.
The next time when it was the first mate's turn to write in the log, he wrote:
The captain was sober today.
Phillip Kyle
news:op.sy5te...@blue.mshome.net:
> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:25:11 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:45 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:20:21 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>>>
>>>>> Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
>>>>
>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
>>>
>>> Stop imagining everyone is thinking about your penis.
>>
>> It's very important to me.
>
> Stop boasting.
>
I'm a genius.
--
Phil Kyle™
http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/
"The truly racist person is one Helene Rudlin, who admits it."
- Neil Barker <MPG.1c4799986...@127.0.0.1>
"I wonder - is there perhaps some form of cosmetic surgery we can pay for,
so that Helene can actually become a coon ?"
- Neil Barker <MPG.1c479b87...@127.0.0.1>
Peter Hucker
> "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> verbally sodomised in
> news:op.sy5te...@blue.mshome.net:
>
>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:25:11 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:45 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
>>>>
>>>> Stop imagining everyone is thinking about your penis.
>>>
>>> It's very important to me.
>>
>> Stop boasting.
>>
>
> I'm a genius.
I wasn't talking to you Kyle, get back in your corner!
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> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:58:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:13 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:15 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Paul Rooney wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/bl8px
>>>>>
>>>>> I do not have time for computer games.
>>>>
>>>> Uhm..
>>>
>>> Please get to the point!
>>
>> Read just what's on this page, then come back (for more, Oho!).
>
> Whaaaaat?
computer . . . games . . . duh
--
ah
ah
> "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> verbally sodomised in
> news:op.sy5te...@blue.mshome.net:
>
>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:25:11 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:45 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:20:21 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
>>>>>
>>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
>>>>
>>>> Stop imagining everyone is thinking about your penis.
>>>
>>> It's very important to me.
>>
>> Stop boasting.
>
> I'm a genius.
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
--
ah
ah
> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:25:11 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:45 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:20:21 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Get the hell outside.
>>>>>
>>>>> Why? So you can fuck me in a dark alleyway? I don't think so.
>>>>
>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
>>>
>>> Stop imagining everyone is thinking about your penis.
>>
>> It's very important to me.
>
> Stop boasting.
I can't help it!
--
ah
Peter Hucker
demon.local is not a game, it is deadly serious.
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Peter Hucker
--
A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces.
Peter Hucker
Typical yank.
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Art Deco
> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
>Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:00:00 GMT
>Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Oct 2005 23:01:20 GMT
>Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:52:37 GMT
>Days......................: 7
>Total No. of Articles.....: 835
>Total No. of Characters...: 4177010
>Total Volume..............: 4079
>Messages Per Day..........: 119.3
>Characters Per Day........: 596715.7
>Average Daily Volume......: 582 kB
>Total Posters This Week...: 93
>Messages with Sigs........: 62.28%
>Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 55.00%
>Original Content Rating...: 9.01%
>
>Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>===============================================================
> 1. ah................................................: 136 19.4 16.3%
Congrats.
> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61 8.7 7.3%
*ding*
> 3. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 45 6.4 5.4%
> 4. default...........................................: 45 6.4 5.4%
> 5. Peter Hucker......................................: 43 6.1 5.1%
> 6. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 43 6.1 5.1%
> 7. Mr Pounder........................................: 36 5.1 4.3%
> 8. Nick Wise.........................................: 35 5.0 4.2%
> 9. Al................................................: 23 3.3 2.8%
> 10. JAF...............................................: 22 3.1 2.6%
> 11. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 20 2.9 2.4%
> 12. America the Beautiful.............................: 20 2.9 2.4%
> 13. Steve Leyland.....................................: 19 2.7 2.3%
> 14. Grant.............................................: 18 2.6 2.2%
> 15. Paul Rooney.......................................: 17 2.4 2.0%
> 16. mike hide.........................................: 15 2.1 1.8%
> 17. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
> 18. Skokkie...........................................: 13 1.9 1.6%
> 19. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 12 1.7 1.4%
Keep trying, Bruce!
> 20. dave hillstrom....................................: 11 1.6 1.3%
> 21. Jinn ~~~..........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 22. Paul Rooney.......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 23. Phillip Kyle......................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 24. The Magpie........................................: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 25. Noodles Jefferson.................................: 9 1.3 1.1%
> 26. hoKEy wOLf........................................: 9 1.3 1.1%
> 27. Aratzio...........................................: 8 1.1 1.0%
I beat 'Ratz *again*.
> 28. Flaagg............................................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 29. Robert Buchanan...................................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 30. Post Punk.........................................: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 31. charlie...........................................: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 32. tssk..............................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 33. Azure.............................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 34. yyyiiinnnggg......................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
Who?
> 35. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 36. Wobblemetits......................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 37. Hatchetmama.......................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 38. PJR...............................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 39. Paul C............................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 40. klenchm...........................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 41. Fat man swift.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 42. Phil..............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 43. Sean Monaghan.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 44. Sid Bonfire.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 45. nebulax...........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 46. Dungeon' Dave.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 47. Ebb Chernobyl.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 48. Jouko Nordström...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 49. Mary Pegg.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 50. New Made Whiskey..................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 51. Paul C............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 52. SnuFF.............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 53. ThePsyko..........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 54. cat...............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 55. smallfoot.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 56. svalbardifast.....................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 57. tinplated.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 58. Alan Holmes.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 59. Anne Elk..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 60. Double-A..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 61. Jeremiah Harbottle................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 62. Vince Whirlwind...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 63. betweentheeyes....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 64. bookman...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 65. david.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 66. dvus..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 67. operator jay......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 68. Alex Buell........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 69. Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer......: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 70. Calum Fingall.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 71. Daedalus..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 72. FLjeffbeach.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 73. I'm a bitter ignoramus who loves j00 awl!!!11!!...: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 74. JoJo Bartlo's Steaming Turd.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 75. John Westwood.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 76. Keith.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 77. Kill Master.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 78. Lionel............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 79. Mark Browne.......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 80. Meat Plow.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 81. Phil Toddd........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 82. Ryan Alt..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 83. Tapani Manninen...................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 84. Tinkerbell........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 85. Uni...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 86. Usenet FAQ Poster.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 87. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 88. Wilbur Gyles......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 89. invalid...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 90. jsnibbler.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 91. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 92. moune dawgie......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 93. spooge............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>===========================================================================
> 1. ah................................................: 891 127.3 21.8%
> 2. Art Deco..........................................: 381 54.5 9.4%
*ding*
> 3. Nick Wise.........................................: 345 49.3 8.5%
> 4. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 279 39.9 6.8%
> 5. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 233 33.3 5.7%
> 6. Al................................................: 157 22.6 3.9%
> 7. Peter Hucker......................................: 145 20.8 3.6%
> 8. Steve Leyland.....................................: 144 20.6 3.5%
> 9. Mr Pounder........................................: 144 20.6 3.5%
> 10. default...........................................: 108 15.5 2.7%
> 11. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 103 14.9 2.5%
> 12. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 89 12.8 2.2%
> 13. hoKEy wOLf........................................: 75 10.8 1.9%
> 14. Post Punk.........................................: 61 8.9 1.5%
> 15. Grant.............................................: 57 8.2 1.4%
> 16. America the Beautiful.............................: 52 7.5 1.3%
> 17. Phillip Kyle......................................: 50 7.2 1.2%
> 18. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 45 6.5 1.1%
> 19. mike hide.........................................: 43 6.1 1.1%
> 20. JAF...............................................: 41 5.9 1.0%
> 21. Paul Rooney.......................................: 39 5.6 1.0%
> 22. Dexter Broadhurst.................................: 38 5.6 1.0%
> 23. Skokkie...........................................: 36 5.3 0.9%
> 24. dave hillstrom....................................: 35 5.0 0.9%
> 25. Robert Buchanan...................................: 27 3.9 0.7%
> 26. Noodles Jefferson.................................: 27 3.9 0.7%
> 27. Jinn ~~~..........................................: 23 3.3 0.6%
> 28. The Magpie........................................: 21 3.1 0.5%
> 29. yyyiiinnnggg......................................: 20 2.9 0.5%
> 30. Flaagg............................................: 19 2.8 0.5%
> 31. Aratzio...........................................: 19 2.8 0.5%
> 32. Fat man swift.....................................: 18 2.7 0.5%
> 33. Paul Rooney.......................................: 17 2.6 0.4%
> 34. Wobblemetits......................................: 15 2.2 0.4%
> 35. Azure.............................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
> 36. Dennis M. Hammes..................................: 12 1.8 0.3%
> 37. tssk..............................................: 10 1.6 0.3%
> 38. Phil..............................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> 39. nebulax...........................................: 9 1.4 0.2%
> 40. cat...............................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
> 41. Double-A..........................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 42. tinplated.........................................: 8 1.1 0.2%
> 43. ThePsyko..........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 44. PJR...............................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 45. Hatchetmama.......................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 46. charlie...........................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 47. SnuFF.............................................: 7 1.0 0.2%
> 48. Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer......: 6 1.0 0.2%
> 49. moune dawgie......................................: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 50. Alan Holmes.......................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 51. klenchm...........................................: 5 0.9 0.1%
> 52. Ryan Alt..........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 53. spooge............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 54. New Made Whiskey..................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 55. Ebb Chernobyl.....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 56. Paul C............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 57. Usenet FAQ Poster.................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 58. svalbardifast.....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 59. Sean Monaghan.....................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 60. Sid Bonfire.......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 61. Jouko Nordström...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 62. Dungeon' Dave.....................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 63. Daedalus..........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 64. bookman...........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 65. Paul C............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 66. Mary Pegg.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 67. Uni...............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 68. smallfoot.........................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 69. I'm a bitter ignoramus who loves j00 awl!!!11!!...: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 70. dvus..............................................: 3 0.4 0.1%
> 71. Tinkerbell........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 72. JoJo Bartlo's Steaming Turd.......................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 73. Vince Whirlwind...................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 74. invalid...........................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 75. Kill Master.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 76. Keith.............................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 77. Tapani Manninen...................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 78. FLjeffbeach.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 79. Lionel............................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 80. betweentheeyes....................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 81. Alex Buell........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 82. mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des ang: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 83. jsnibbler.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 84. Phil Toddd........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 85. Jeremiah Harbottle................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 86. david.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 87. Mark Browne.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 88. operator jay......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 89. Anne Elk..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 90. Meat Plow.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 91. Calum Fingall.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 92. John Westwood.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 93. Wilbur Gyles......................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>
>Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>==============================================================
> 1. GOD told Bush to do it!...........................: 189 27.0 22.6%
> 2. Poetry Is Gay.....................................: 37 5.3 4.4%
> 3. Clayballs is in Pole Position '05.................: 35 5.0 4.2%
> 4. Gripe number 1....................................: 31 4.4 3.7%
> 5. Anastacia is BACK and she's lookin GREAT..........: 28 4.0 3.4%
> 6. List of Net Disinformation Agents.................: 28 4.0 3.4%
> 7. Just for old times sake...........................: 27 3.9 3.2%
> 8. Fuel shortage.....................................: 24 3.4 2.9%
> 9. PING Classic Tholenator(tm).......................: 24 3.4 2.9%
> 10. The Usual Suspects................................: 24 3.4 2.9%
> 11. Watch George Fall! Not If Profound Earth Star Scie: 24 3.4 2.9%
> 12. Nunya Bidness Ad Hominem Lits.....................: 18 2.6 2.2%
> 13. American teeth....................................: 17 2.4 2.0%
> 14. Cloning...........................................: 17 2.4 2.0%
> 15. Oh no, not again!.................................: 17 2.4 2.0%
> 16. FINNARNA STOPPADE news.rouhivuori.se..............: 16 2.3 1.9%
> 17. The Flonk *must* be destroyed.....................: 15 2.1 1.8%
> 18. uk.local.yorkshire.moderated.nonces...............: 15 2.1 1.8%
> 19. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 12 1.7 1.4%
> 20. Frijj: Chocolate Brownie Flavoured Milkshake......: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 21. Meet the Saucerheads!.............................: 10 1.4 1.2%
Hi, saucerheads!
> 22. Ya Gotta Shout One Last Time, Innit?..............: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 23. abra..abra..cadabra...............................: 10 1.4 1.2%
> 24. Fuck Cribbage/tammy is a pussy and that will not c: 9 1.3 1.1%
> 25. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 8 1.1 1.0%
> 26. Ping Cujo.........................................: 8 1.1 1.0%
> 27. The Official demon.local FAQ......................: 8 1.1 1.0%
> 28. Databasix Gone?...................................: 7 1.0 0.8%
> 29. NOMINATIONS: Hammer of Thor.......................: 7 1.0 0.8%
> 30. SAVED & ARCHIVED FOR AUTHORITIES-was-alt.astronomy: 7 1.0 0.8%
> 31. "Einstein's Big Idea" on NOVA.....................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 32. Is Ozzy going to die?.............................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 33. Trolling invite...................................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 34. WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2005.......: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 35. Xena moon's Gabrielle.............................: 6 0.9 0.7%
> 36. Fawthrop Lies Again...............................: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 37. Fuck yourself jadalous, no chit-chat..............: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 38. Why do people object to highway cameras?..........: 5 0.7 0.6%
> 39. "AFN *is* real life." - Some Nameless FucKKKhead.: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 40. "Be very aware that my willingness to continue to : 4 0.6 0.5%
> 41. Four More WARS!!!!!!..............................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 42. Plumber takes a leak instead of fixing one!.......: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 43. REQUEST...........................................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 44. Trumping girlies! Bizarre!!.......................: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 45. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 4 0.6 0.5%
> 46. "Jack Me".........................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 47. +/- standard deviation?...........................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 48. I am starting a new USENET GANG...................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 49. LOL...............................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 50. RFD demon.local.moderated.........................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 51. Simpsons tonight..................................: 3 0.4 0.4%
> 52. "Ooooo, oooo...Please beat me up..." - Another AFN: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 53. A k00ksp00f waiting to happen.....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 54. AFN = Pussies (Re: Racist Retard "Jasper Towing Co: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 55. Can you see anything?.............................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 56. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 57. GANG CRAP.........................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 58. Insane yanks......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 59. Jeremy Kyle.......................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 60. Most ridiculous journey so far....................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 61. My sig............................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 62. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 63. Quorn ljutefjisk?.................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 64. Sent To The FBI...................................: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 65. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 2 0.3 0.2%
> 66. >> Unlimited Free Music Downloads ! <<............: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 67. About Patricia Butler.............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 68. Cindy Sheehan Arrested............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 69. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 70. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 71. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 72. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 73. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 74. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 75. Done w/therapy... Zoloft is great!................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 76. Guitar Legends....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 77. Ha HA Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 78. Is President Bush an Alien?.......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 79. Milk..............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 80. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 81. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 82. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 83. NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 84. Nomination - Ministry of Circle Jerks (was: Re: NO: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 85. Pest posting as me................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 86. Pest posts, September 27 - October 12.............: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 87. Real trolls wanted................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 88. Why does my master Joseph Bartlo fail to notice he: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 89. new addition to the killfile......................: 1 0.1 0.1%
>
>Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>===========================================================================
> 1. Just for old times sake...........................: 463 66.2 11.4%
> 2. GOD told Bush to do it!...........................: 455 65.1 11.2%
> 3. Watch George Fall! Not If Profound Earth Star Scie: 333 47.6 8.2%
> 4. Clayballs is in Pole Position '05.................: 231 33.0 5.7%
> 5. List of Net Disinformation Agents.................: 199 28.5 4.9%
> 6. PING Classic Tholenator(tm).......................: 163 23.3 4.0%
> 7. Gripe number 1....................................: 134 19.2 3.3%
> 8. Ya Gotta Shout One Last Time, Innit?..............: 130 18.6 3.2%
> 9. Four More WARS!!!!!!..............................: 128 18.3 3.1%
> 10. Poetry Is Gay.....................................: 121 17.3 3.0%
> 11. Anastacia is BACK and she's lookin GREAT..........: 109 15.6 2.7%
> 12. FINNARNA STOPPADE news.rouhivuori.se..............: 104 15.0 2.6%
> 13. Fuel shortage.....................................: 97 14.0 2.4%
> 14. American teeth....................................: 84 12.1 2.1%
> 15. Real trolls wanted................................: 76 11.0 1.9%
> 16. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 74 10.7 1.8%
> 17. Meet the Saucerheads!.............................: 70 10.1 1.7%
Hi, saucerheads!
> 18. The Flonk *must* be destroyed.....................: 67 9.7 1.7%
> 19. Fawthrop Lies Again...............................: 57 8.3 1.4%
> 20. Nunya Bidness Ad Hominem Lits.....................: 52 7.5 1.3%
> 21. The Official demon.local FAQ......................: 49 7.1 1.2%
> 22. SAVED & ARCHIVED FOR AUTHORITIES-was-alt.astronomy: 47 6.8 1.2%
> 23. Fuck Cribbage/tammy is a pussy and that will not c: 42 6.1 1.1%
> 24. The Usual Suspects................................: 42 6.1 1.0%
> 25. Cloning...........................................: 41 5.9 1.0%
> 26. Oh no, not again!.................................: 37 5.3 0.9%
> 27. NOMINATIONS: Hammer of Thor.......................: 36 5.3 0.9%
> 28. WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2005.......: 34 4.9 0.8%
> 29. Ping Cujo.........................................: 33 4.8 0.8%
> 30. uk.local.yorkshire.moderated.nonces...............: 33 4.7 0.8%
> 31. Is Ozzy going to die?.............................: 32 4.7 0.8%
> 32. REQUEST...........................................: 25 3.6 0.6%
> 33. Xena moon's Gabrielle.............................: 24 3.5 0.6%
> 34. Fuck yourself jadalous, no chit-chat..............: 22 3.2 0.6%
> 35. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 22 3.2 0.5%
> 36. Databasix Gone?...................................: 18 2.6 0.4%
> 37. I am starting a new USENET GANG...................: 17 2.5 0.4%
> 38. Frijj: Chocolate Brownie Flavoured Milkshake......: 17 2.5 0.4%
> 39. Trolling invite...................................: 17 2.4 0.4%
> 40. My sig............................................: 16 2.3 0.4%
> 41. "Jack Me".........................................: 15 2.3 0.4%
> 42. abra..abra..cadabra...............................: 15 2.3 0.4%
> 43. Insane yanks......................................: 14 2.1 0.4%
> 44. "AFN *is* real life." - Some Nameless FucKKKhead.: 14 2.0 0.4%
> 45. +/- standard deviation?...........................: 14 2.0 0.3%
> 46. Simpsons tonight..................................: 11 1.7 0.3%
> 47. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 11 1.7 0.3%
> 48. "Einstein's Big Idea" on NOVA.....................: 11 1.7 0.3%
> 49. Why do people object to highway cameras?..........: 11 1.6 0.3%
> 50. Trumping girlies! Bizarre!!.......................: 11 1.6 0.3%
> 51. Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week endin: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 52. Plumber takes a leak instead of fixing one!.......: 10 1.5 0.3%
> 53. Pest posting as me................................: 8 1.3 0.2%
> 54. LOL...............................................: 8 1.2 0.2%
> 55. GANG CRAP.........................................: 7 1.1 0.2%
> 56. RFD demon.local.moderated.........................: 6 1.0 0.2%
> 57. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 58. "Ooooo, oooo...Please beat me up..." - Another AFN: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 59. AFN = Pussies (Re: Racist Retard "Jasper Towing Co: 6 0.9 0.2%
> 60. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 61. Guitar Legends....................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 62. Can you see anything?.............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 63. "Be very aware that my willingness to continue to : 5 0.7 0.1%
> 64. Most ridiculous journey so far....................: 5 0.7 0.1%
> 65. About Patricia Butler.............................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 66. Quorn ljutefjisk?.................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 67. Nomination - Ministry of Circle Jerks (was: Re: NO: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 68. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 69. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 70. A k00ksp00f waiting to happen.....................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 71. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 72. Milk..............................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 73. Sent To The FBI...................................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 74. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 75. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 76. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 77. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 78. Dog Breath (in the year of the plague) Re: BUA NOM: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 79. Ha HA Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 80. NOMINATION: Jologicon for Bolo Bullis Foam Duck wa: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 81. Why does my master Joseph Bartlo fail to notice he: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 82. Jeremy Kyle.......................................: 2 0.4 0.1%
> 83. Is President Bush an Alien?.......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 84. new addition to the killfile......................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 85. Done w/therapy... Zoloft is great!................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 86. NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 87. Cindy Sheehan Arrested............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 88. Pest posts, September 27 - October 12.............: 1 0.2 0.0%
I retuft thsi litsing.
> 89. >> Unlimited Free Music Downloads ! <<............: 1 0.2 0.0%
>
>Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>===============================================================
> 1. JAF.......................................................: 51.7%
> 2. Dexter Broadhurst.........................................: 49.2%
> 3. charlie...................................................: 47.1%
> 4. Jinn ~~~..................................................: 46.4%
> 5. Phillip Kyle..............................................: 41.3%
> 6. default...................................................: 37.2%
> 7. mike hide.................................................: 37.2%
> 8. Flaagg....................................................: 31.8%
> 9. Paul Rooney...............................................: 29.1%
> 10. America the Beautiful.....................................: 27.9%
>
>Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>==================================================================
> 1. ah........................................................: 1.1%
> 2. Post Punk.................................................: 1.4%
> 3. Nick Wise.................................................: 1.7%
> 4. Al........................................................: 1.9%
> 5. hoKEy wOLf................................................: 2.0%
> 6. Michael Baldwin Bruce.....................................: 2.4%
> 7. Rev . Peter Parsnip.......................................: 3.0%
> 8. Art Deco..................................................: 3.2%
> 9. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=......................................: 6.7%
> 10. Robert Buchanan...........................................: 8.8%
>
>Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>==========================================
> 1. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 265
*ding*
> 2. alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk..........................: 205
> 3. uk.local.southwest...........................................: 198
> 4. uk.misc......................................................: 195
> 5. uk.politics.misc.............................................: 189
> 6. uk.local.london..............................................: 188
> 7. talk.politics.guns...........................................: 183
> 8. alt.nuke.the.usa.............................................: 182
> 9. alt.astronomy................................................: 148
*ding*
> 10. alt.snuh.....................................................: 143
Who?
>
>============================
>End of stats for demon.local
>
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with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Dang!
Dang!
Ding!
ah
> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:36:45 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:58:03 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:13 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Uhm..
>>>>>
>>>>> Please get to the point!
>>>>
>>>> Read just what's on this page, then come back (for more, Oho!).
>>>
>>> Whaaaaat?
>>
>> computer . . . games . . . duh
>
> demon.local is not a game, it is deadly serious.
Roit.
--
ah
ah
> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:37:53 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:25:11 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:45 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
>>>>>
>>>>> Stop imagining everyone is thinking about your penis.
>>>>
>>>> It's very important to me.
>>>
>>> Stop boasting.
>>
>> I can't help it!
>
> Typical yank.
Uhm..
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Phillip Kyle
> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:42:57 +0100, Phillip Kyle
> <philkylen...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> verbally sodomised in
>> news:op.sy5te...@blue.mshome.net:
>>
>>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:25:11 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:12:45 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> STOP THINKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
>>>>>
>>>>> Stop imagining everyone is thinking about your penis.
>>>>
>>>> It's very important to me.
>>>
>>> Stop boasting.
>>>
>>
>> I'm a genius.
>
> I wasn't talking to you Kyle, get back in your corner!
>
Stop pretending to be a school teacher.
Phillip Kyle
Peter Hucker
> Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> Usenet Stats Poster <st...@lies.damn.lies> wrote:
>>
>> > 2. Art Deco..........................................: 61 8.7 7.3%
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> > 19. Michael Baldwin Bruce.............................: 12 1.7 1.4%
>>
>> Keep trying, Bruce!
>
> Dang!
Dong!
Very funny, Scotty... Now beam down my clothes!
Peter Hucker
Hairpin roit!
Sign on a condom machine: HELP STAMP OUT PEOPLE!
Peter Hucker
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:37:53 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:25:11 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> It's very important to me.
>>>>
>>>> Stop boasting.
>>>
>>> I can't help it!
>>
>> Typical yank.
>
> Uhm..
Yanks boast a lot you clutz.
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> "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> verbally sodomised in
> news:op.sy55i...@blue.mshome.net:
>
>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:42:57 +0100, Phillip Kyle
>> <philkylen...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> verbally sodomised in
>>> news:op.sy5te...@blue.mshome.net:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:25:11 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> It's very important to me.
>>>>
>>>> Stop boasting.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm a genius.
>>
>> I wasn't talking to you Kyle, get back in your corner!
>>
>
> Stop pretending to be a school teacher.
Why? Bring back horrid memories does it?
How to interpret a Pregnancy Test kit:
Blue means not pregnant.
Pink means pregnant.
Brown means you had it in the wrong hole.
Phillip Kyle
> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:45:20 +0100, Phillip Kyle
> <philkylen...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> verbally sodomised in
>> news:op.sy55i...@blue.mshome.net:
>>
>>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:42:57 +0100, Phillip Kyle
>>> <philkylen...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> verbally sodomised in
>>>> news:op.sy5te...@blue.mshome.net:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:25:11 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's very important to me.
>>>>>
>>>>> Stop boasting.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm a genius.
>>>
>>> I wasn't talking to you Kyle, get back in your corner!
>>>
>>
>> Stop pretending to be a school teacher.
>
> Why? Bring back horrid memories does it?
>
Horrid? have you been reading Enid Blyton again?