December is a dark time, literally AND metaphorically. We get home from work and it's dark outside. Fall League is over but Winter League hasn't started yet. My life has no meaning. I can barely remember all of your faces. Like what about... um... that guy from Fall League... he had the funny ears? Oh yeah... Matt Hale. Remember him? Whatever happened to that guy? Is he still around? I can barely remember him.
If you're also wondering what Matt and his weird ears have been up to, then come out to Dustin and Elise's (and whoever else lives in their Harem) Holiday Party! It might be your last chance to see all of your cool friends in 2018!
Play some Beer Pong! Drink some Robloko! Let Hannah Broser Kelly pierce your ear! And dance to more mash-ups than anyone should EVER have on a playlist!
WHEN: Friday, December 21st at 7PM
WHERE: 903 wildel ave. New Castle DE 19720
WHAT TO BRING: Beer or Snacks (they have lots of mixed drinks)
Email Dustin or Elise with questions. I'm just the messenger.
-Rob "I party hard... until about 11:30pm" Harford
PS - Matt's ears aren't really weird. I was just trying to be funny.
PPS - Hannah really will pierce your ears. Watch out for her.