Asia: Thailand: Bangkok: Patpong
Doctor Moon Ray
Date: Fri, 17 Sep 1999 18:39:12
Subject: Patpong Guide by Denis
Greetings:
As more requests come in asking for something a little
different, I add the extra info to this, my Patpong Guide, so you are
getting the benefit of all the previous questions asked of me.
All dollar values are U.S. Dollars, and represent an exchange rate of
about 35 Baht to $1.
I am attaching a map of the relevant area of Bangkok [Not visible here
at this community]. That will give you an idea of the general layout,
and if you want to move when the traffic is really bad, you can take the
option of walking. There is also the option of using one of the
"motor-sy" taxis. These are exactly what their name implies - a
motor-cycle that hires out as a taxi. They can be fairly quick from
point a to point b, but if you don't want to risk first-hand experience
of Thailand's medical care and hospital system, tell the rider "jai yen
yen", which literally means cool cool heart, and tells him not to do
anything too adventurous (take it easy).
Jai yen yen is one of the three most useful phrases for the tourist in
Thailand. You can use it to tell a bar-girl that you are not in a hurry
to take her out; it has many applications. The other 2 phrases are:
Mai pen rai, which literally means "never mind" but translates better as
"don't worry" or "not a problem".
Hong nahm yoo ti-nai? - literally "room water where is" - "where is the
toilet?". That's the one you really need if you go bar-hopping.
First, you need a hotel or guest house to stay. You will see at the
bottom of the map that I have marked 3 places to stay; the Malaysia
hotel, Honey guest house, and Kenny guest house. These are the pick of
the bunch in the area.
Best of the lot by far is the Malaysia hotel. Depending on what type of
room you want, you can expect to pay somewhere between 600 and 1,000
Baht. That's between $18 and $29 per night. The Malaysia hotel has 4
grades of room, all with air conditioning, but if your budget is leaning
more towards getting the girls than flash accommodation, get a "superior
room" at 700 Baht ($20) per night. All rooms have western-style
bathrooms with hot and cold running water. The place is clean, but
starting to show its age. Internet access is available in the lobby.
Telephone to book your room + 66 2 6797127, most employees speak good
English, the rest have passable English. Better still, e-mail your
request for a reservation at mala...@ksc15.th.com. In the subject line,
type "www: (your subject)" such as Subject: www: room reservation. If
late check in is requiring please advise them of your arrival time,
flight number and guarantee the room by faxing your credit card details
(Visa, AMEX, MasterCard accepted), number, card-holder’s name, the
expiry date, and an authorized signature. In case you do not arrive,
only one night will be charged. Fax: + 66 2 2871457.
The address of the Malaysia hotel in Thai follows and is pronounced:
rongrairm Malayseeya, hah-sip-see soi ngahm doo-plee, tanon prah-rahm
see.
http://ksc15.th.com/malaysia/index.html is their home page. And I
heartily recommend their restaurant/coffee shop.
Next best in the area is Honey. At 400 Baht per night ($11), it’s clean,
recently completely refurbished, air conditioned, semi-western-style
bathrooms, but no hot water, no TV, no mini-bar. A refundable deposit of
200 Baht is required to ensure the return of the room key. The phone
number is + 66 2 2872036, but that doesn't matter, they don't speak much
English anyway. That's no problem for me, I speak passable Thai...
Kenny's is about the best of the guest houses in soi Sri Bamphen. Most
rooms are more or less clean and share a communal bathroom and W.C. A
room with its own bathroom and air conditioning is 250 Baht per night
(no hot water). Towels are not provided. A deposit on the key is also
required. Telephone situation (I don’t have the number) is the same as
Honey, but it has the added problem of people usually not being able to
carry on a conversation because of the noise of the traffic.
You will see a place marked on my map [not included with this posting]
called BABYLON. Unless you are gay it's not for you. If you are gay it
has the reputation of being one of the best gay nightclubs in the world.
Check it out if that's your scene.
OK, now that you have decided on your accommodation, once you check in,
you are horny and want some action? You have come to the right city.
What time is it? If it's after 3:00 A.M. and before noon, don't go
looking. You will, most likely, get ripped off unless you have a local
guide. Jai yen yen!
Here's your first lesson in Thai customs. If you want to signal someone
to come to you, point your hand at the person (people) palm down. Moving
your hand at the wrist only, wave at the floor (ground, whatever). That
is a clear signal to them that you want them to come to you. Keep this
in mind when you see a girl who appeals to you in a crowded bar. Few
tourists know this signal, so if you use it, you get rated a little
higher by the girls.
To hail a taxi, you do much the same thing, but with your arm pointed to
the ground at about a 45 degree angle, and in such an attitude that the
cab driver can see you're flagging him down.
Anytime after mid-day, get a cab to take you to the KFC in Surawong
road. Tell the driver "tanon Surawong, KFC" which means the KFC in
Surawong road. You walk out of the Malaysia hotel and get a cab outside
the hotel. Remember, Thai traffic drives on the left side of the road,
so you get a cab going east towards Rama 4 road. That's the best way to
go. Don't get any of the cabs parked waiting in the hotel car-park, they
usually try to rip people off. Depending upon traffic, you can expect to
pay somewhere between 40 and 60 Baht, less than $2. If the traffic is
heavy, tip the driver 10 Baht+, otherwise tip to the next 5 or 10 Baht.
Stand on the sidewalk and face the KFC. Decisions face you here. Are you
hungry or horny? What do you want to eat or do?
I recommend a good feed before you approach the bars. You're probably
going to have a beer or two in each bar you visit, and a good feed
before drinking is the best insurance against brewer's droop. Western
style food at reasonable prices can be had at Derby King 2 on the
western side of Patpong 1, there's also a McDonalds and the KFC. Derby
King 2 also serves good Thai food under hygienic conditions. For really
great western food at reasonable prices, check out Bobby's Arms, a
British-pub style bar and restaurant. You can find the entrance by
walking up the ramp to the carpark between the Foodlands supermarket and
the Crown Royal bar in Patpong 2. Note that Thai pork and beef are
invariably tough, so Bobby’s Arms uses only imported meat, which is
heavily taxed (Thai chicken is OK).
If you are really in need of some "relief" turn left, cross Patpong 2,
and turn right to walk along the arcade on the east side of Patpong 2
between the (mostly closed during the day) bars and the gallery beer
bars. At the end of the arcade, you will see a bar called "Star of Love"
which may have a few girls in bathrobes sitting at a table outside the
door. This place offers head-jobs under the bar while you have a beer on
top of said bar. BBBJ is available there at no extra cost, you can come
in the girl’s mouth, but they won’t swallow. Take a friend there with
you and discuss the merits of the activities of your respective girls.
Cost of a blowjob here is 700 Baht; that's 200 Baht for the bar, 500
Baht for the girl. $20. You just got your emergency fix. If you want a
2-girl blow-job, the second girl will also want 500 Baht for herself. A
Heineken costs ($2) 70 Baht (12 oz bottle).
Go back to the hotel and rest up in anticipation of the night, maybe
watch HBO or CNN. To go back to the Malaysia hotel, you walk to Silom
road and get a cab, but only during the day. At night, rip-off
taxi-drivers park at the southern end of Patpong and will try to get
dumb tourists to pay 200 Baht, when the meter would read maybe 50 or 60
Baht if it was used. Once the traffic builds up in the afternoon, from
about 3:30 P.M. on, to get from Patpong to the Malaysia hotel you should
cross Silom road and get a saamlor (literally 3 wheels), also called
tuk-tuk (pronounced took took), from the corner of Silom and Convent
roads. Before you get in the saamlor, negotiate a price. As a
Thai-speaker, once the traffic has died down (after 10:00 P.M.), I can
get a ride from there to the hotel for 30 Baht (saam-sip baht), but you
should be happy if you can get the ride for 40 Baht (see-sip baht), and
be prepared to settle for 50 Baht (hah-sip baht) or more. If you have a
bar-girl with you, she will usually bargain for you and get 40 Baht.
Night approaches. Which bar and when? That's a good question and it
deserves a good answer. I'll give it my best shot.
I usually kick off my evenings in Bangkok with a visit to Rififi. It
opens at midday most days (special holidays are the exception) and
closes at 3:00 A.M. Daytimes are OK, with a few OK-looking girls
attending. Daytime music varies, but is generally good. 7:00 P.M. is
when the place really looks up. The dancing poles get put in place, the
music gets turned up, and the girls dance. Go there at 6:00 P.M., buy a
beer, sip it and watch the girls mosey in and the action get put into
place. You might like to speak to the Mama-san; her name is Goong and
she is easily recognisable. She is a gay woman, butch inclination, and a
heart of solid gold. She rules the girls in the bar with a rod of iron,
and if you get on her good side she is very helpful. You meet a girl
whose English is poor? Goong will translate for you until you take the
girl out of the bar. Just buy Goong a drink of her choosing right up
front, then talk with her. You want a girl who speaks good English? Ask
Goong, and she will point them out for you, then you take your pick. If
Goong is busy organising the girls’ dancing sequence, then you need to
do the jai yen yen thing, be patient for ten minutes or so.
Costs in Rififi are as follows:
Beer prices vary with brands and time of day. Cheapest is local brew at
55 to 60 Baht daytime and 80 to 90 Baht after 7:00 P.M. Corona is 145
Baht day and night. Try an Amarit.
Bar fine: 400 Baht ($11).
Girl's tip: 1000 Baht for all night. Give her 100 Baht extra for a cab
in the morning, more if she performed well. Total $30.
Some girls will try to ask for more but make sure you negotiate the tip
and the period she will stay with you before you pay the bar fine. If
she will not come down to a reasonable price, find another girl. There
are plenty more, even within the one bar. A girl who can't negotiate a
fair price for her tail loses face in front of the other girls, and
especially if another girl can.
You had a head-job earlier today? Want to wait a while before you have
another shot? Wanna see a few shows? The bar with the reputation for the
best shows is Queen's Castle 1 and I strongly recommend it. There is a
girl who works there named Bhon, photo attached to part 1. She has the
most muscular pussy you can imagine. Get it into her and she can give
your dick a massage without it moving in and out (but only if she likes
you). Talk with her, but make no promises that you don't want to keep.
Her bar fine is 500 Baht and she wants 1,500 Baht for all night, and she
has to leave the hotel at about 6:00 A.M. to be able to get her son
ready for school. Nevertheless, she's good value. If she interests you,
grab her early for maximum value for your money. The same goes for girls
in Rififi, or any other bar. And if you do go to see Bhon in QC1,
mention my name (Denis) to her, and tell her that I said that she’s the
best.
You have so many choices in Bangkok that a week is often too short to
believe that it has passed!
One thing that most people don't know is that the working girls tend to
move around amongst the bars. The month ends, they get paid, and then
shuffle from one bar to another. A couple of months later, the circle is
completed, they come back to the bar where they started.
When and if you go to the Topless bar (Patpong 2, not far from the KFC),
watch out for the cashier (if the one that I am thinking about is still
there). She is an attractive woman who wears reading glasses, but she
may try to get you to buy her a drink, and if you agree, she could try
to rip you off. Otherwise, it’s an OK place. There is (was?) a girl
there called Nok. She has the biggest natural breasts of any Thai woman
I have seen in Patpong, but she has shortcomings in other respects.
Now for another important bit: How do you get a girl up to your room? In
the Malaysia hotel, it's easy. At the key-drop counter, you present
yourself with the lady. She gives her ID card to the staff, you tell
them your room number, and that's it. Go to your room with her, no extra
charge. When she wants to go home, you have to take her down to the desk
and confirm that she has not drugged and robbed you. If she goes down
alone, the bellboy will detain her and someone will come up and knock on
your door to check that you are alive, uninjured, and your wallet is
intact. If she claims that she does not have her ID card when you get to
the hotel, she may be about to try to rip you off, and the hotel staff
know all of the rip-offs. If the hotel refuses entrance to the girl,
they are protecting you from any one of many possible rip-offs. Trust
the hotel staff, and be prepared to sacrifice any bar fine you have
paid. If this happens, send the girl on her way with a small tip (say
100 Baht) and go find another girl. It's better to pay 2 bar fines than
to lose the contents of your wallet for nothing.
The age at which a girl in Thailand can legally consent to sexual
intercourse is 15. She must be at least 16 to work in a bar.
Most things are cheaper in Pattaya. To get there, got to the
south-eastern bus terminal, located on Sukhumvit road opposite soi
Ekamai. When you get there, look for the window that sells the tickets
to Pattaya (it will have Pattaya on a sign above it), go to it and just
say "Pattaya". The girl selling the tickets will ask you (in Thai) how
many people are travelling; hold up one finger if you are alone. If you
have a lady accompanying you, let her do the talking.
The journey is about 90 miles and usually takes 2 hours, sometimes more.
You can circumvent all of that shit by taking a taxi. To do that, when
you first arrive in Bangkok, check out the posted prices at the 2 taxi
ranks outside terminal 1 at Don Muang airport. This will give you an
idea of how much you can expect to have to pay a taxi to take you to
Pattaya.
There are 2 ranks because there are 2 types of taxis - those with meters
and those without. Always get "taxi-meter"s to travel around Bangkok,
you won't be able to successfully bargain with the no-meter drivers for
that sort of travel, but for inter-city travel, they can be good value.
My experience is that 1500 to 2000 Baht is about right. If you want to
try your tongue with Thai numbers, 1500 is "pun hah roi"; word-for-word,
thousand five hundred, and 2000 is "song pun", again wfw, two thousand.
Don't go over 2500, that's ripoff territory.
If you do take the bus, when you get to the Pattaya bus terminal you get
into a "mini-bus", a utility truck with seating in the back. This will
take you into town for a little more money.
When in Pattaya, I usually stay at a place called "Jan Bar and Guest
House" which is located on South Beach road. You can book ahead by
e-mail. The owner/manager is an Australian called Roundy, and his e-mail
address is rou...@loxinfo.co.th. Cost for a room is 400 Baht per night,
and there is a blackboard menu with an Aussie slant at the bar. Roundy
is a great guy, and has a story for all occasions. Another map is
attached. If you see a girl in the bar who appeals to you, pay her bar
fine and drag her upstairs. Bar fines and drinks are cheaper in Pattaya,
but don't go swimming in the beach water, it's polluted.
Women are still 1,000 Baht for all night.
If you find a girl anywhere that really appeals, you might consider
taking her for a few nights. They appreciate that sort of customer, and
who knows – you might (but only might) get a freebie after the second or
third night.
With regard to the age of the girls in the bars, you will find a range
of looks in the girls and a range of ages. You might need to visit a
number of bars before you find a girl who suits you.
Try visiting http://www.bangkokpost.net and look at the nite-owl column,
including a few back-issues. That will probably help you get a feel for
the places available. Another useful site is
http://www.nectec.or.th/WWW-VL-Thailand.html and it has lots of
information, including some phrases for survival (I disagree with the
phonetics used), and a train timetable.
A few don't do items:
Don't:
1. - have anything to do with the street-walkers, especially in soi Sri
Bamphen. They have no health regulations imposed upon them by a good bar
manager. Some - not many, thank goodness - have been refused work at
bars because they have the HIV. I recognised one known-to-be-infected
girl there in December 1998.
There is one exception to this rule that I can recommend as someone who
can be trusted and useful. She is called Oy, she is approximately 5’
tall, is very slim, is a smoker, had very long hair last time I saw her,
she has a slightly darker complexion than the average Thai, and speaks
passable English. She usually visits Kenny’s restaurant & guest house in
the mid to late afternoon, and she sometimes haunts the coffee shop in
the Malaysia hotel. You can ask about her whereabouts in Kenny’s. She
can be trusted to give you good advice, don’t be shy with her, she’s
very down to earth. Tip her well for any advice you get from her. She’s
34 YOA, so she might even interest you for a visit to your room.
2. - treat the bar girls like underlings or try to talk down to them.
They might not have had the opportunity of a good education that you and
I had, but they are not stupid.
3. - get taken in by a katuey, a male dressed as a woman. Some have had
the sex-change operation, most haven't. Some of them are stunning, and
even without the operation, they are very clever at concealing their
true gender, even in bed. The usual recognition details apply, but the
biggest of the give-away signs are their hands – bigger and stronger
than the average bar girl. They are recognisable from a number of other
attributes, the most reliable of which is the ratio of the size of the
head to the rest of the body. Males have a bigger head than females with
the same size body. I’m not trying to be funny, it’s a fact. If you
would like a photo of a few, let me know. If you want to meet a few,
visit Cleopatra’s bar (see map, upstairs), there are usually a few
there. They are the aggressive ones.
4. - try any sex practice other than either french or normal
heterosexual sex with a girl. If greek is to your taste, you would be
better served to get a katuey, close your eyes, and pretend that it's a
girl. If you do this, watch your wallet; they are notoriously
light-fingered.
5. - make any scenes. Noise other than the regular bar music attracts
the police. In any argument, whether you are right or wrong, you could
spend a night in the hoosegow. Thai police cells are neither comfortable
nor safe (see next).
6. - get too drunk. You might come to the next day with no money in your
wallet and/or a sore and greasy asshole. Work all of that out for
yourself.
7. - flash money around. That applies to just about everywhere on earth.
8.- make promises to girls that you might not keep. An example: I am
going to Pattaya for 2 days, when I get back I'll come and see you. You
never will, and then you get classed as "just another lying Farang". Try
using the word "maybe", but better still, go back without promising to
do so.
9. - believe a girl who tells you that she "just had her VD check-up
today" unless you see the puncture mark of the needle on her arm and all
other girls in the bar. She wants your money real bad if she tries that
on. I once bought coverings for the punctures of ALL of the girls in
QC1. It was cheap and I gained lots of face, and even got a greek
freebie as an eventual reward.
Do use common sense.
Rip-off bars are mostly upstairs and operate mostly during the day. The
standard trick is for a tout to tell you that there is "no cover charge"
and to usher you upstairs. He will often press a button downstairs to
alert the dancers to look lively. You have your drink(s), ask for the
bill, then discover that there is a cover charge, a drink is overpriced,
there's also a charge for the dancers, one for the barman, and even one
for the original tout who can't be seen anywhere to receive your
complaint. Offer to pay for the drink, offer to call the tourist police,
but don't pay the rip-off charges. Best of the alternatives is to not
get caught. Unless you see the words "No Cover Charge" somewhere
immovable, treat the place as suspicious and don't go in. Phone number
of the Tourist Police is 1155 and they generally speak OK English.
Any bar with either of the words "King" or "Queen" in its title is safe.
I have mentioned my 2 favorite bars, Rififi and QC1, above, and I regard
them as the safest of all, closely followed by Superpussy.
There are plain-clothes police everywhere in the Patpong area, and they
keep the rip-off merchants and thieves under control. The tourist police
are pretty fair, but the regular police tend to corruption (long story,
but it is not likely to affect you). However:
The following is important:
Carry your passport with you wherever you go in Thailand, or
alternatively, a photocopy of the page containing your photo and
personal data, plus one of the page with the "TM" card that the
Immigration officer will staple in your passport when you arrive in
Thailand. The reason for this is because the regular police sometimes
set up an informal checkpoint in Convent road (and elsewhere too). If
you get stopped at one of these checkpoints, you need to be able to show
your passport (or a photocopy of the vital pages), otherwise you could
be regarded as being in the country illegally until proven otherwise.
That means that it may cost you either a night in the police cells or
some money, or both. These are regular Thai police, they usually speak
no English, and while they are not very flexible, for a considerable
consideration, they can be persuaded to "overlook" a minor irregularity.
Remember, you’re a foreigner. As such, you are believed to be wealthy,
and more capable of paying a big bribe.
If this happens to you, it will happen so fast that you will be too
stunned to react.
Don’t say that you have not been warned. You have been warned – carry
appropriate ID with you at all times. (end of important bit).
Do not drink water from a tap, stick to bottled water. Water served in
restaurants and bars, and the water used to make ice is safe.
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Before you buy.
Doctor Moon Ray
Date: September 20, 1999
Subject: Patpong Incident
One night last year I entered Camelot go-go bar in Patpong, one of the
King's Group enterprises. On stage I saw Khung, 21, and via a waitress I
asked her to sit down with me for a lady-drink.
Soon the girl arrived at my table. She told me she was a beginner and
had only been in the business for five days, having had only one
costumer two nights earlier. We agreed that I should come by the next
night and buy her out for a "long time", an all night stand.
It did not work out well. I had planned this to be a night of careful,
conscious sin, a really luxurious sex experience with a nice oriental
girl. I brought a bottle of Johnny Walker Black and ordered soda water
and a bucket of ice to the room at Pavilion Place, Patpong's biggest
whore hotel. But by and large it all came to dissappointment, though an
interesting one.
Khung (the name means "shrimp") proved to be a genuine product of
Patpong. Througout the time she was with me, she told me lies in a tempo
that made it impossible for her to remember them herself. She was (by
jeezus) no beginner. She had been working at different bars of the
King's Group since she was 15. She started at Camelot about a week
before we met but she had been living as a gogo girl the last many
years.
With her hoarse ziggies-and-alcohol voice she stated that she had had a
three months break from her carrier - "I didn't do anything but sleep
and eat." An hour later the truth came out: she had been away for a drug
cure at a hospital for her cocaine addiction. And here's her own stated
reason in case anyone believes it was out of concern for her own health:
"I cannot make business when I have to leave customer every two or three
minutes to go to bathroom to snort."
And her way of dealing with this man, little ole me? After the initial
thank-yoo's her every effort was to delay, postpone and dodge our deal -
and to squeeze out extra doe from me.
Already on the way from the bar to the hotel room she extracted a small
gift from me - a t-shirt bought at one of the many stalls in the open
air market of Patpong. Now I believe she was testing me for naivity.
Hardly had we closed the door to the room before she succeeded in making
me go for a taxi ride somewhere in another part of Bangkok in order to
bring 1000 baht (my money, of course) to someone. I did not believe her
story about a younger sister in financial need ("I don't want her to be
working like this") but I accepted anyways. I probably wanted to keep a
good relation with this sinful darling girl.
I did however insist on going with her. At first she wanted to slip out
in town on her own and then return ("it will only take half an hour").
So we went out together and hired a taxi. (Which, interestingly, was not
easy for her. The first two drivers turned her down. She told this was
because she is a prostitute.)
When we arrived at her destination she acted a bit strangely. She asked
the taxi to wait for us, and we walked down a rather dark alley, she
leading, looking anxiously to all sides, me following. She persuaded me
to wait outside the house at the bottom of the lane, and she disappeared
inside. Never gave any explanation after. But at least she came back.
We returned to the rented room. Now she became eager to go out for a
meal. In fact I was hungry too, so I agreed. After all, why not start
the pleasure with a good Thai dinner.
Some few yards down the pavement outside the hotel she met a friend, a
young woman who seemed to be afro-thai. She was a doorkeeper at some
nearby bar, she said. And she immidiately invited her to go along to the
restaurant. I did not protest, because I know that this is common
practice among Thais. But I did resent the new company.
The restaurant was located in Patpong. I believe the whores get a
commission for taking costumers there. The food was fine, but the two
women were not nice company. They concentrated exclusively on each
other, and at a point I got the notion that Khung was exchanging loud,
spiteful remarks in Thai with a colleague at another table - humour
directed at me and the other farang costumer.
Now the hour had got real late. The meal came to an end, and the bill
was settled (you guessed right: by me). On the way back Khung
disappeared into a big 24-hour supermarket, seemingly wanting to buy
something. I waited outside and had the opportunity to watch Patpong at
closing hour. This is finest hour for picking up prostitutes here: A man
standing idle gets invitation from all sides. I had a delicious smile
and a "hello!" from a real beauty standing at the opposite pavement.
Maybe I should simply have taken her to the room and left Khung to the
supermarket.
More shopping. She stopped by a stall and took a long time negotiating
the purchase of some imitated perfume. Now I had gotten angry. I turned
my back on it all and started considering the taxis. Should I go back to
my headquarters and forget about my happy expectations?
She sensed what was on my mind and quickly came to my side. "Do you want
to go home?" I nodded. She ended the perfume deal and made me pay again.
But she seemed to worry if I really was going to slip away from her with
the three thousand baht we agreed upon.
We ended up quarreling in the room. She answered my complaints with
feigned anger and a "broken hearted girl" scene so theatrical it would
get her expelled immediately from acting school. - I went to the
bathroom for a leak. When I came back she was still lying on the bed,
hiding her head in dramatic pose, showing off her sorrow for being
accused of being less than straight forward with this farang.
But you can get away with a lot of bad stuff when you are good looking.
Khung is beautiful - still. But her life is at a downwards slide. She
thinks of little else but the skin on her face which is covered with
little pimples, a surface like orange peel. A close look reveals
four-five band-aids of transparent material giving her the appearance of
a repaired doll. She complains of pains in her abdomen - "because I not
make love with man long time my pussy become small. Now hurt." She
screws up her eyes and pouts her beautiful lips, putting up a
pain-filled face.
At a point we were talking peacefully in the hotel room while I drank
beer and whisky. In a way I liked her best at then even if there was
little to symphatize in what she said.
"I have man four year, English. Then he fuck with my best friend, I
leave. I hurt for him, wanted to go back, even if I said no, I not like
you anymore." (Yes, I feel sad for her while I am writing this.)
"I pray to my Buddha, Rama V. I say to him: If you bring me costumer, I
buy you one flower. He like Johnny Walker Black whisky. Cigarette he
like Marlboro. I know everything he like, my Rama V."
"I only like Corona beer [stressing the last syllable: Coro-nah]. I like
Coca Cola [Co-cah Co-lah]. I like choko-lah."
As I read this, I see her words may seem touchingly naive, and in a way
they were just that when I heard her speak them. At the same time they
gave the impression of a depraved and totally materialistic girl who
cannot even imagine a god who has anything else on his mind than
personal gain and consumer goods with snob appeal.
We had intercourse. She gave me a blowjob and wiped her mouth after -
there was blood stains on the towel. Lately her lips have begun to bleed
after blowjobs. I silently thanked the rubber industry for its very
existence. I kissed the fine, smooth breasts, schoolgirl's breasts, the
small belly that she maintains has grown "fat" lately. I studied the
fantastically well-shaped face with its round, soft features, the full,
rounded lips that suffers the nemesis of her trade, the beginning of the
end to this young whore.
She kept her eyes closed while I looked at her. Then we turned off the
light and went to sleep, she cuddling near me, drifting into quiet sleep
with the deep, soft breathing of a child.
- Next time I take a Patpong girl for a "long time" I am going to
prepare myself for a subtle clash of wills. I'll insist she stay
together with me as promised. No expeditions out. If she suggests a
restaurant dinner, fine, but no third parties will get involved. And I
will give a politely stated, but also firm no to any shopping for gifts
apart from a few inexpensive items. And I will be ready to drop her if
she tries to evade her part of the deal.