This episode takes place some three weeks after our first date.We
talked a lot during that time and really got to know each other much
better it was as if we were life long friends.We also were able to
establish limits and boundries in our relationship.we decided that we
would only soap when it invoved the both of us(no self soaping)so that
when one of us had plans for the other they wouldn't be affected by
something we might have done on our own.Well on with episode three,"a
walk in the park"
It was saturday a chance to get out of the house and give my roomate a
chance to have some time to herself around the apartment.You see me and
simon reserve saturdays to spend with each other. We would get together
and run errands go shopping or whatever we wanted.It was our day.
wellthis particular satuday we decided to start early and do some
antique shopping.he had for weeks told me what a bargain antique
furnature could be and I needed a desk for my bedroom so that I could do
my work away from the evil influence of the TV. Down by the river there
is an area that is nothing but antique shops.Inside them we found such
treasures as a full set of stained glas windows from a chuch dating back
to 1772 from right around the corner from where I live now.(there is a
mall there now.)We walked from shop to shop facinated by all that must
have been saved in attics and garages for years to end up here.it was in
the last shop on the street that I saw it It was beautiful.A mohagany
roll top desk almost exactly like the one my grandfather had .When I was
a little girl I used to play at it all day openign and closing all the
drawers pretending to be a banker lawyer or what have you it had diamond
shaped teak in lays and roses carved into the top of the legs.I loved
It.unfortunatly my job as a teacher doesn't allow such finacial
extavagences as $1500.00 desks so we moved on.Simon found a soap dish
from a 1950's Ivory soap promotion. while he went to pay for it I went
back to drool over"my desk".
By the time we left it was time for lunch .seeing how we were just a
couple of blocks from our favorite resturant we decided to go there.If
you recall our first date then you know the place, but for you just
joining us it's a small italian eatery.When we entered we we greated by
the same waitress from our first date she shook my hand a gave Simon a
big hug.I looked at Simon and asked "how big of a tip did you give her
last time?"Come to find out he used to date her.her name is Carrie.I
couldn't help but to be a little jealous of her.She's very pretty with
dark hair and blue eyes,looking very much like Courtney Cox.After we
ordered she came over to talk.She told simon that he should have warned
her that I was entering the ex-girlfriend zone.I agreed and said he
would definately get punished for it later.She said,"don't spank him he
might like it."I responded that I had something else in mind."what?" she
asked."well, lets just say I plan to clean up his act."I said with a
smile."your going to wash his mouth out with soap! Can I watch?"Carrie
asked. Maybe next time. I said.
we had a wonderful meal and left to go shopping after which we we
planned a nice walk in the park. At the mall Simon went to his favorate
Hobby shop to look at the latest stuff for his toy trains.(they aren't
toys they are scale replicas!-Simon) I went into Bed bath and
beyond.(sounds like our relationship) I bought some really nice tie-dye
Sheets for my bed and as I was walking to the front of the store I
spotted a display of little soap roses that people usually put in a
small dish beside their sink in the bathroom.It was then That I had the
idea.I boght them and went back to the Hobby shop to find Simon deeply
engrossed in a conversation about the various inaccuracy of a new box
car (it has the wrong road number for the color scheme and they didn't
use that style door until later Blah,Blah,Blah.I am just thankful that
I'm not expect to join or understand these conversations.I looked around
for a few minutes to give him time to make his point,but then realised
he didn't have one and dragged him out kicking and screaming.
we left the mall and went to our favorate park it has a big pond and
waterfall in it.We got out and started walking as we meandered through
the park he apologized for not telling me about carrie,that It had been
so long ago that it hadn't really occured to him that it might be an
issue.I told him that it was no big deal,that I actually liked
Carrie,But I would still have to punish him.
His eyes got big when I pulled one of the soap flowers out of my
pockets and told him to open his mouth.He did and I put it in and told
him to keep it there until I tell him to take it out.I figured could
walk around the park with the soap in his mouth and nobody would be the
wiser I could tell it was a turn on for him too.
After a minute or so the folly of my plan became apparent as the soap
in his mouth lathered abundantly and he was soon frothing at the mouth
like a mad dog and when he spoke tiny bubbles sprang from his lips.As
much as people were staring I was tenpted to tell him to spit out the
rose but I made him keep it in until we got back to the car.All the way
back to my apartment he tried to get the lather to stop forming but the
soap was on his teeth.
We got home and my roomate greeted us at the door.She said she signed
for a delivery for me,and that it was in my room.I walked in and nearly
fainted.It was the desk.I was so happy i ne
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Before you buy.
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When a transgression comes from the mouth , it is the mouth that needs
to be punished!
GREAT STORY!
Now, does Simon give shoping advice or lessons to husbands that might
not make that purchase?
I do hope to hear the Simon verson of this same story. I know that
others are reading these and enjoying them, but are just not posting!
But as you see I am very vocal! LOL
Just know you should keep posting and thank you!
Scrubbed
-- Nice story... those little rose soaps taste nasty... they suck... :-)
Just an opinion... if you don't like it, I guess I can stuff my mouth
with soap and keep quiet... :-)
Never found a women yet who didn't like the idea of keeping my mouth
cleaned out...