Story/fiction "the hard lesson"
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The hard lesson
by Simon
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It was Saturday morning which meant that Dad just left for the club
to shoot eighteen holes ,My sister Jenny went to the mall to hang with
her giggling friends,And Mom went To her Womens meeting at the
church.What does this mean to me? The same thing It means to all
fourteen year old boys,A moment alone to enjoy some Quality TV (The
three stooges,Wrestling, Cartoons what have you.)without having to
fight for the remote.
Like I said on saturday mornings life is sweet.Don't get me wrong ,I
love my family,but some times they can really get on your nerves.Jenny
is just Ten and a half months older than me,And a freshman cheerleader
at our school .Dad works as an artist for one of those fancy writing
magazines that people buy,set on there coffee table but never
read.Mom's job is the hardest...She deals with us on a daily basis.
after two hours or so of having the house to myself I hear a car door
shut. Mom was home.As the front door closed I Yelled,"Hi Mom, How was
group?"
"Very interesting,The pastors wife spoke on the importance of
communicating in a godly way.It gave me things to think about around
here."she said.
I had stopped listening after "very interesting"because to me It
wasn't.I was much more interested in seeing Moe Hit Curley with A
pie."that's cool..."Isaid as almost an involentary response.She could
have said she was leaving to run the Ididerod in alaska and my response
would have been the same.
"Tommy,"She called from the kitchen,"will you take out the garbage
for me?"
"It's Jenny's turn!"
"she's not here,Could you do it?"mom pleaded.
"jeez mom,I'm watching TV! Jenny will be back soon.Besides That
lazy little jerk always gets out of her chores."
"Don't Call your sister A jerk , It's not nice!Get in here and take
out this trash."
"I can't The trash is still at The mall with her freinds!"I said As
i made my way to the Kitchen.
As I Pulled the bag out of the can Mom swatted my on the ass and
said,"Be nice!"
Man I hate taking out the trash.As I walked to the garage with the
garbage I ran into dad as he was pulling up."how was golf pop?" I asked.
I might as well asked how his root canal went.
"Rotten."He sputtered,I could'nt have Golfed my age today If I were
Stom Thurmond."
with that he entered the house and collapsed in his recliner and
turned on the golf match.So much for my stooge-a-thon.
"hi hun,how did you play today?"mom inocently asked.
"Awful.I looked like a monkey fucking a football out there,Even that
jackass Gilmore beat me!"dad answered.
Mom just gave him a look that could have frozen fire.She felt
though that she should just let him cool down."can I get you some
lemonade dear?" she asked as if he had said nothing at all.
"sure that will be great,Thanks."Dad was already starting to mellow.
"Hi I'm home! Jenny called as she entered the house."Whats for
dinner?"
"What's it to ya,miss piggy,Afraid you'll starve? I shot back at
her,still a little upset about having to do her chores.
"Shut up you little twerp or I'll slug you" she snapped back.
"I'ld like to see you try I'll pound you before you get in one
punch."
"jerk!"(She always had the best comebacks)
"fat ass!"i yelled back(ok so my comebacks aren't the most original
either).
"enough!" Mom finally yelled."I have had enough of the people in
this house saying mean things and vulgar language. we are gods children
and I expect us to act that way.The next person in this house to say
something mean,vulgar or hurtful will get there mouths washed out with
soap until bubbles come out there ears!"
"Even Dad?"I asked.
"Anyone!"she said."no exeptions.This is your only warning the next
person to disrespect someone can expect to end up with their mouth
being scrubbed for at least ten minutes."
She sounded serious. we all sort of looked at each other and back
at her and did not say a word.
later that evening we sat around the dinner table finishing up our
dessert when Jenny asked to be excused.She and her friends were going
to see the new brad pitt movie.
"sure honey," mom said,
Jenny scampered up to her room to change.It's amazing how different
we were tonight. It's easy to be nice when the alternative is a mouth
full of soap.both jenny and I have been on the recieving end of one of
moms soapings more than once.
When jenny came down she had on low waisted bell bottoms and a short
shirt that together showed about an inch of her belly.Mom took on look
at her and frowned.
"your not going out dressed like that young lady"mom said,"go back
to your room and change"
"But mom" Jenny Whined "this is the fasion these days".
"well I don't like it."Mom sneered.
"It's not nearly as bad as what I see alot of kids wear"Dad piped in.
"Well I think it makes her look like a whore."mom snapped,Annoyed
dads disagreement with her.
with that tears imediatly welled up in jenny's eyes.Mom had gone too
far and she knew it.Jenny ran to her room and slammed the door.
The three of us sat in silence and just looked at her.Finalaly Dad
said,"You better go up and apologize that was a mean thing you said to
her.
"How can I make it up to her?"Mom asked.you could tell already that
she felt guilty about what she said.
"simple" Dad relplied,"remember what you said this after noon?"
Mom remembered, the look she got on her face as she realised the
implications of what she had said.When she said anyone no
exceptions,She never thought she would be on the recieving end.
Jenny was laying on her bed,crying when a faint knock came on her
door.Slowly it opened and her mom walked in."Jenny honey," mom
wispered,"I 'm sorry about What I said.It was rude and Uncalled for.
Jenny looked at her mom and smiled,I know you're sorry.I'll change
if you really want me to".
"no you don't have to You look pretty.But You can do One thing for
me though.
"sure Mom.what?" jenny asked.
With that mom pulled a bar of ivory soap out from behind her
back."seeing How you were the one I hurt I felt you should do the
honors."
Jenny couldn't beleive her ears was mom actually asking her to wash
her mouth out with soap?"Ok mom I Guess rules are rules" she said with
a bit of a grin.It had only been a month or so since jenny last got her
mouth washed out for useing the "f" word.She was looking foward to
turning the tables a bit.
the two of them walked down the hall to the bathroom mom sat down on
the edge of the tub as jenny unwrapped th ivory.She turned on the fawcet
and ran the soap under the warm water.After she worked up a rich bubbly
lather she turned to her mom who was pale Knowing what awaited her.
"Open Up"jenny said.
her mother reluctantly complied.and the soap was shoved into her
mouth.Jenny was diligent about making sure every inch of her mouth was
covered in soap.It built up on her teeth with every thrust in and out
and side to side.after five minutes she pulled out the soap much to
moms relief.
"thought that would never be over" mom said although her speach was
slurred from the copious amount of soap that was in her mouth.
"It isn't.you said ten minutes,Remember?"there was a look of horror
on her face as she saw Jenny lather up the soap once more.When she
reinserted it lather flowed out of her mouth and onto her shirt.jenny
scubbed for another six or seven minutes until her arm got tired and
when she was through she told her mom she can spit twice and no rinsing.
Jenny came back to where we were sitting in th kitchen and told us
all about it.mom came down stairs her mouth still foaming from the soap
that was stuck to her teeth.the door bell rang and jenny opened it
up.Her friends walked in and saw her mom.jenny said good bye gave mom a
hug and a kiss on the cheek and left for the movies.
on thier way out her friends asked about her mom.Jenny just smiled
and said,You'ld never believe it if I told you...
The End
this storie is based on a snippit I found while surfing the net a
woman minister was talking about how she made a similar ultimatum to
her family and how when asked if she followed through on it she
responded,"yes it tasted awful."
I hope you guys enjoy this I'll try to write more as Time permits.
I'm hoping perhaps you have some stories to tell yourselves.They dont
have to be long just take what you would like to do or have done to
you and write it down.It's alot of fun to see your own fantasies in
Writing.
Thanks,
Simon
Open wide and say Aaaaaah.
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Excellent Story....It's about time somebody revived this
forum....Hopefully more to come. Thanx Simon.......HardRidin
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lathe...@my-deja.com
Great story.I've always dreamed of washing my own moms mouth out
with soap!I read this and pretended it was me!
Lathergirl.