Soap Candy

[littl...@my-deja.com]

How about this...?

http://www.gagworks.com/gwp_0038.htm

--
"Did your mother ever wash your mouth out with soap and water?"
"Yeah. But it didn't do any f*cking good."

-- Glenn Close and Robert Loggia in 'Jagged Edge'

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[zm...@my-deja.com]

In article <8pqp7e$rrr$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

littl...@my-deja.com wrote:
> How about this...?
>
> http://www.gagworks.com/gwp_0038.htm
>

Ed,

Did you ever try this? I imagine soap after candy would be very
interesting.

z

[scrubbed]

In article <8puhq2$998$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

--
When a transgression comes from the mouth , it is the mouth that needs
to be punished!

HI this is the last post here, but I must tell you I keep having things
taken 0ff my desk at work, so guess what will be on it next week!

That might stop the little ................dirt bag!
LOL

By to all,
Scrubbed

[littl...@my-deja.com]

In article <8puhq2$998$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
zm...@my-deja.com wrote:
> In article <8pqp7e$rrr$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> littl...@my-deja.com wrote:
> > How about this...?
> >
> > http://www.gagworks.com/gwp_0038.htm
> >
> Ed,
>
> Did you ever try this? I imagine soap after candy would be very
> interesting.
>
> z

I ordered it. We'll see what its like...

--
"Did your mother ever wash your mouth out with soap and water?"
"Yeah. But it didn't do any f*cking good."

-- Glenn Close and Robert Loggia in 'Jagged Edge'

[littl...@my-deja.com]

Well, the package arrived yesterday. I had it sent to my work address,
so my wife wouldn't be wise to the situation. I thought I'd give myself
a little punishment/treat and try the candy/soap on my own first.

I unwrapped the package and took out the candy. It looked like any
other candy. It was a light orange color, and wrapped in orange
cellophane. I put it in my mouth and began to suck on it. It was very
tasty (orange flavor, in case you haven't guessed). I was anticipating
it changing over to a soapy, slimy mess pretty quickly, but it didn't
happen. I sucked on the candy for a good 3 or 4 minutes, but the flavor
didn't change. I kept taking it out of my mouth to look at at it. I
thought eventually I'd begin to see the soap center coming through, but
it just looked the same. Finally, I couldn't stand the suspense, so I
bit down on it. To my surprise, the candy's center was fluid filled --
I thought, "Wow, liquid soap. That's hardcore." But much to my dismay,
it wasn't actually soap. The center was filled with a very hot, spicy
fluid, but sweet. Kind of like an "Atomic Fireball", if you remember
those. It tasted like a strong cinnamon, and it really did burn my
mouth pretty good. The burn stayed with me for a good 30 minutes.

Overall, I'm disappointed, but I guess I should have seen this coming.
There are laws that prohibit surrounding a non-food item with food
(Nestle got into trouble a few years ago for putting a chocolate shell
around a children's toy). But the candy was manufactured in France, and
I figured they might not have similar restrictions. Too bad -- I was
kind of looking forward to experiencing real "soap candy". Maybe
next time I'll break out the chocolate fondue set and get busy with a
bar of Camay...

little eddie

[zm...@my-deja.com]

In article <8qd595$psq$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

ed,

thanks for the review. what ever happened to truth in advertising?
(yeah, right). I know a few mouths that could use a good washing...

z