Kirk’s Encounter with Jenny McCarthy
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Kirk had been working long hours this week at Le Capitan. Over
a period of 3 months, Le Capitan had become the hottest restaurant in
Hollywood, drawing some the biggest stars around. Just this week Kirk
had run into Jim Carrey, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Deep. This is not to say
Kirk hadn’t seen his fare share of women. He had waited tables for
Sandra Bullock, Angie Everhart, and Claire Danes among others.
It had been hard to manage schoolwork and his job, as any
college student would attest to. This is especially true when your
major is biology. But Kirk loved to be around anything that had to do
with movies, and the restaurant was just a melting pot for movie
talent. He would occasionally stumble into conversations about upcoming
movies and TV projects. It was a great thrill to be around the people
behind the movies and television shows he loved.
As far as Kirk’s personal life went, it was nonexistent. He had
broken up with his girlfriend nearly 4 months ago and was still a
virgin. All the stories he had heard about college girls were lies – at
least at his college. His only satisfaction came from the women who
frequented the restaurant. He had made at least 4 trips to the bathroom
the night he waited on Salma Hayek. She had worn this extremely low cut
dress that night, showing off her perfect cleavage. It took all his
willpower to keep from mauling her shapely breasts. The amount of
beautiful women coming to restaurant was extreme torture for a virgin,
and Kirk wondered if a person could die from masturbating as frequently
as he did.
Tonight looked like another torturous night, but it would turn
out to be one of the most pleasurable evenings of young Kirk’s life.
Wednesdays were usually busy, and tonight was no exception.
Jerry Seinfeld’s party had been running all night, and Kirk was having
a hard time meeting the demand of Jerry’s guests. Fumbling with a tray
of beer, Kirk walked over to the kitchen and nearly missed the vision
sitting at a table in the corner. Luckily, Kirk’s peripheral vision
didn’t let him down. There, sitting with her newlywed husband, was
Jenny McCarthy.
Jenny had been one of the first girls that Kirk had really
gotten into. From her Playboy appearances to Singled Out, Jenny had
been a constant image in Kirk’s mind. Never mind the fact that she
could be a tad gross from time to time, Jenny was gorgeous. Kirk
remembered those first Playboy pictures he had seen of her in a
bathtub, rubbing soap all over her naked body. Of course, those
magazines had long been disposed of once Kirk had discovered a certain
talent common to all teenage boys.
Looking at her now had the same effect as those Playboy
pictures had had. Jenny, now with black hair, still had an
amazing figure. The tight leather suit she had on hugged her large
chest and toned legs. Instinctively, Kirk began to walk over to Jenny
table. Just at that moment the kitchen door swung open and knocked Kirk
to the ground, soaking him in beer. The whole restaurant turned and saw
the incident and, in classic Hollywood fashion, all rose up out of
their chairs and applauded. Jenny led the cheers with a whistle and
hoot. After a few moments of laughter the rustle subsided and Kirk got
to his feet and tried to salvage some dignity. He proceeded into the
kitchen to clean up and get his next table. When he was assigned to Ms.
McCarthy’s table, Kirk begged to get another assignment. The last thing
he wanted was to be remembered as a blundering idiot. Of course his
compassionate boss declined his request and Kirk grabbed two menus and
headed for the table. As he walked out of the kitchen and toward
Jenny’s table, he noticed her husband had disappeared. Well, Kirk
thought he was about to find out just how much humiliation a person
could endure.
“Good evening, Ma’am. Would you like to start with some appetizers
tonight?” Jenny snorted as she laughed. “What the hell is all this
Ma’am stuff. Did I age like 10 years since Scream 3 came out? Anyways,
I enjoyed the show you put on back there sporty. What’s your name?”
Somewhat dazed, he answered “Umm, Kirk.” “Well, my name’s Jenny,” she
responded. “I know, I’m a big fan,” Kirk said
enthusiastically. “Doesn’t look that way to me,” she said as she moved
her eyes down. Kirk then realized the hard-on he had and couldn’t
believe the embarrassment. Not only was Jenny making fun of his clear
infatuation with her, but she was also making fun of his size (or lack
thereof). Kirk was about to run away and escape this situation when
Jenny laughed and commented “Relax cutie, I’m just having a little fun.
You’re too jumpy.” She began to stare at him. “Hmmm, I bet you’re a
virgin. Yeah….that’s it! Ohhhh, pour baby,” she said as she stroked his
cheek. “I bet this dress isn’t helping either,” Jenny remarked as she
adjusted the top of her dress. Her breasts jiggled as Jenny tugged at
the tight leather. “Listen,” she said, “how about meeting me later?
I’ll slip you my hotel and room number in the bill.” “What about your
husband?” Kirk asked. “Oh don’t worry about him,” Jenny
reassured. “He’s off to some show or something tonight after dinner.
Now, about that appetizer…”
It was excruciating to wait. Kirk could only imagine what Jenny had in
store for him. This was his fantasy come true. He couldn’t wait to tear
off her clothes and lick those hard nipples and rub the treasure
between her legs. He stared at Jenny’s table the whole night, and boy
did she have fun with that fact. Jenny knew she used quite a bit of
hand gestures when talking, and relished the fact that Kirk was
watching her ample chest shake about. Jenny also squirmed in her seat
quite frequently, and the leather of her suit slid freely against the
leather seats. But to top it off, Jenny moved her hand below the table
away from her husband’s eyes and Kirk lost view of her fingers as they
slid into her pants. All Kirk wanted to do was to run to the bathroom,
but he knew that waiting would be far better.
Their dinner was over and Kirk rushed the bill to Jenny’s table. She
slapped her husband’s hand as he reached for the bill, and proceeded to
open her purse for a credit card. Kirk went to process the card as
Jenny got out some cash for a tip. “Alright, let’s go,” she said as she
and her husband got up and put their coats on. She laid the cash on the
table along with a small note that she had written earlier while her
husband was in the bathroom. Kirk ran over and handed her the credit
card. “Thanks for coming to Le Capitan,” said Kirk. Jenny grabbed the
card and smiled, “The food her sucks. Bye!” Kirk laughed and watched
the two leave. He went over to the table and found the piece of
paper. “God,” he whispered as he read the note: “Hilton Rm 315 12:30.
Don’t forget to spill more beer on yourself. I like my men skanky.”
This was too good to be true.
Kirk got to the hotel well before 12:30, and waited in the lobby till
it was time. He got to Jenny’s door and was about to knock when someone
grabbed him from behind. “BOO!” Jenny shouted. “Hahaha. God, you’re so
jumpy. Let’s get you inside.” She opened the door and Kirk walked in.
He admired the lush furniture and view that Jenny’s money could afford.
Jenny closed the door behind him and took off her jacket. “Make
yourself comfy on the couch. I’m gonna get some wine.” Kirk took off
his jacket and sat on the couch. Kirk couldn’t believe it. He was about
to lose his virginity to one of the sexiest women in the world. He
couldn’t wait to see wait Jenny had in store for him.
Jenny returned with two glasses of wine. She looked so sexy in that
tight black leather. How could she breathe. “You’re old enough to
drink, right?” “I’m old enough for a lot of things,” Kirk replied. “Ha!
You’re a regular Casanova, aren’t you. Just what do you think is going
to happen tonight? Ya think you’re gonna get laid or something?” Kirk
began to tense up. Had he misread the entire situation?
“I…uh….well…you said…”
“No, c’mon, tell me what you thought,” Jenny said.
“Well, I thought you meant…well…the way you, uh…”
“Will you just fuckin’ tell me what you thought was going to happen!!”
Jenny demanded.
“I thought we were going to have sex.”
“Oh really,” she said as she made herself more comfortable on the
couch. “What would you do to me?”
“What do you mean?”
“Oh, c’mon. What kind of things would you want to do to me?”
“Well….”
“It’s ok,” she smiled as she placed her hand on Kirk’s.
Kirk had to get used to Jenny’s teasing.
“Well, I would start by running my hands through your hair, even though
it’s black now.”
“Ouch! Continue.”
“I’d bring my lips to yours and part your mouth open with my tongue,
and…”
“Hold on,” Jenny laughed, “I can see you’ve thought this through. Most
guys would have said something like ‘well, I’d shove my fist up your
pussy’ or something like that.” She looked into his eyes in a way that
almost melted him. “You’re going to enjoy this Kirk. I promise.”
Jenny led Kirk to the bedroom and shoved him onto the bed. “What do you
find most attractive about me Kirk?” Jenny asked. “Your tits,” Kirk
answered quickly.
Jenny moved her hands up her leather suit and lifted her milky globes
for Kirk. “You mean my soft, bouncy, heaving breasts,” Jenny said in a
sultry voice as she juggled her breasts with her hands. Her eyes looked
straight at Kirk. Kirk smiled. This was DEFINTELY not gross-out Jenny;
this was the Playboy Jenny he knew and loved. Jenny leaned forward and
kissed Kirk. No girl had ever kissed him like this. Her tongue was
already deep in his month before her bottom lip even touched his. She
fell forward and lay on top of him on the bed.
He could feel her warm body even through her clothing. He
wrapped his arms around her and pushed his own tongue into her month,
eliciting a soft moan from her. He moved his hands down her back with
slight reservation. She noticed the hesitation and broke part of the
kiss. She grabbed his right hand and used it slap her right butt cheek
hard. “Don’t be nervous!! I’m all yours tonight. Have fun, dammit.” She
then kissed him hard, and pressed her body against his just as hard.
After this, Kirk lost all reservation and moved both hands down to her
round ass. He squeezed her cheeks through the leather.
Jenny got up and knelt over him. She moved her fingers to the
zipper at the top of her dress and slowly moved the zipper down. To
Kirk’s surprise she WAS wearing a bra underneath – a leather one at
that. Jenny was breathing heavily and the swells of her breasts were
aching to be released from their constraints. She again took Kirk’s
hand and placed it on her left breast. Kirk rubbed his fingers off the
flesh pouring over the top of her bra. He brought his other hand up and
proceeded to do the same with her right breast. The were so warm and
soft. Jenny let out a sigh, “that’s right. Be gentle. Enjoy the
moment.” He moved his hands to the sides of her breasts and pushed them
up slightly. He could see her nipples pushing against her bra and the
tops of her areola peeking out from the top of the material. Jenny
reached behind her and undid the clasp of her bra. Kirk removed the bra
himself and gasped as he saw Jenny topless in front of him. She arched
her back and her breasts rose up, never sagging the least bit. Her
breasts were absolutely perfect, and her nipples were exquisite. Kirk
gently rubbed his fingers over every inch of her breasts, lightly
grazing her hard nipples. Jenny was going crazy with the teasing
(finally she’s getting a taste of her own medicine, Kirk thought). Kirk
couldn’t resist anymore and he grasped her breasts firmly and lifted
them up. “Ohhhh,” Jenny moaned. He continued to knead and fondle her
breasts as he moved in to kiss her. Jenny was now under his control,
exhibiting none of the force she previously had. Kirk was the one
pushing his tongue deep into her mouth. Jenny finally managed to break
the kiss and say, “Suck my nipples.” Kirk eagerly complied, but was
definitely not going to be satisfied with just her nipples. No, he had
imagined exactly how he would do this from the first time he saw Jenny.
With Jenny still kneeling above him, Kirk began to kiss down her neck,
and as he reached the top of her breasts he began to lick down the side
of her right breast, dragging his tongue around the shapely curve.
Jenny again moaned as he did the same with her left side. He pushed her
tits together and kissed every inch of her melons. It was an eternity
before he finally pushed her nipple with his tongue and then planted
his lips squarely on them. He continued to knead and lick her
chest. “You sure do like those, don’t you?” Jenny said. Kirk laughed
and pushed her onto the bed. He buried his face in her
cleavage. “Unnggggh. Yeah, play with my tits.” He again pushed her
breasts together, bringing the nipples close so her could lick them
together. “Ohhhh God, you’re so disciplined. My husband would be in my
pussy by now - no foreplay.” Kirk was loving every minute of this.
Jenny rolled over so that she again was on top of Kirk. She
tore off his shirt and bit his nipple. “Ouch! Hey, watch it!” Kirk
shouted. “Big baby,” Jenny laughed. She rolled her tongue down to the
top of his pants and grabbed at his belt buckle. She undid the buckle
and opened his fly. Kirk was so hard at this point, but that was to be
expected after having his way with Jenny McCarthy’s breasts. Then Kirk
suddenly remembered the incident at the restaurant – about Jenny’s joke
involving the size of his member. Jenny pulled down his boxers and the
nervousness he thought he was rid of returned instantly. Kirk knew he
was not hung; his cock was about 5 inches – not even average. Jenny
spoke up, “I bet you’re thinking about that crack I made at the
restaurant. Believe me tiger, a guy who can make a slut like me go
crazy by just playing with my breasts is well on his way. Besides, I
think it’s cute.” Kirk’s laugh was cut short by Jenny’s hand on his
cock. She was lightly kissing the sides of it, while her hand was
nestled under his balls. She kept poking her tongue on his cock
head. “God Jenny.” She giggled and took his dick into her mouth. Kirk
was in heaven as he felt her tongue swirl around his shaft. She
continued to suck his dick, and Kirk didn’t know how much longer he
could hold out. She finally removed her lips from his cock as a strand
of spit and precum rested on her chin. She grabbed his dick and began
stroking, harder each time she brought her hand down. “Jenny, I’m going
to…….” “Don’t worry baby, we’ve got all night.” With a final stroke
Kirk let out a moan and shot a thick stream that he thought would fall
to the bed. Instead Jenny caught it in her mouth, as she continued to
pump him. He shot two more thick loads onto her cheek and the side of
her eye as the rest of his cum ran along his shaft. Jenny let out a
shout and said, “Wow, this little guy has some life to him.” Kirk
begged, “Please, enough with the size jokes.” “Ok, ok.”
Jenny rubbed her face on Kirk chest, rubbing off the cum that
he had sprayed her with. She licked off the cum as Kirk looked at her
glistening face. The night was just getting started.
After Jenny had thoroughly licked Kirk’s cum off his own chest
she stood up on the bed and began to sway and gyrate like a stripper.
Her breasts bounced up and down as Jenny rubbed her hands down her
leather-clad thighs. Jenny undid her fly and peeled the leather pants
off her. Leave it to Jenny to wear a bra but not wear panties. Kirk
licked his lips as he looked at her neatly trimmed pussy. Jenny turned
to reveal her tight ass, spanking her left cheek twice. “Come and get
it stud.”
Kirk grabbed her by the hips and brought her down so that Jenny
was sitting on his face. He licked and kissed her soft butt cheeks, and
with a sudden rush of realization, pushed her off to the side. “Jenny,
you’re not going to fart of me, are you?” She laughed and assured
him, “I’ll try not to.” Kirk rolled Jenny onto her front and moved his
head to her ass. He laid his head on the soft cheeks. “Taking a nap,
are we?” Jenny remarked. With that Kirk grabbed a handful of her flesh
had firmly bit down. “AHHHH, shit! Screamed Jenny. You’re sooo bad.” He
laughed and saw the red mark he had left on her cheek. He moved his
tongue over the area to cool the sensation. Kirk squeezed Jenny’s left
ass cheek as he continued to suck on her right. After a couple minutes
of this he knelt up and rubbed his hands down the back of Jenny’s legs.
Jenny turned over and he got a close up view of her tight pussy. “I
don’t deserve this,” Kirk thought to himself. As if reading his mind,
Jenny responded, “Like I said, I’m yours tonight.” Kirk rubbed his
hands along Jenny’s thighs, bringing the tip of his fingers up to her
pussy. Kirk knew Jenny was extremely horny at this point because her
pussy was completely soaked. Kirk rubbed his finger against her clit
and drove Jenny past the boiling point. Jenny grabbed Kirk by the hair
and shoved his face into her pussy. Kirk was caught off guard, but
quickly opened his mouth and licked any area within reach.
“Ohhhhhhh, baby, yeah, suck it.”
Kirk brought Jenny’s legs up to surround him with her scent. Kirk
lapped at her pussy with no abandon.
“Ahhhhhhhh, FUCK, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK,” she screamed as she orgasmed,
driving Kirk’s face into her pussy to the point where he could hardly
breathe.
Kirk licked her pussy dry and brought his cum soaked face up from
Jenny’s pussy. He climbed up to her face and kissed her. Jenny licked
at every corner of his mouth, taking in her own juices.
Kirk and Jenny caught their breathe. Jenny finally spoke up, “Wait
right here…”
Jenny returned with a condom in her hand, tore it open in a matter of
seconds, and started to slip it on Kirk’s dick. It was pretty snug, and
Kirk guessed Jenny’s husband must not be that well hung either. With
the condom in place Jenny pushed Kirk down and mounted him. She bounced
up and down his shaft, moaning and panting. Every inch of her breasts
bounced and quivered with her movements. Kirk shoved Jenny onto the bed
and fucked her missionary style. Jenny screamed as another violent
orgasm hit her.
“YES, PUMP ME. FUCK ME HARDER!!! AHHHHHHHHHH, YES! YES!! OHHHHH,
SHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTT!!”
Kirk was near the brink too and wasn’t going to waste his cum inside a
condom. He quickly removed his cock from her and peeled off the wet
condom. He took his dick and placed it in between Jenny’s soft mounds
of titflesh. Jenny caught on and smiled.
“I knew you couldn’t lay off my breasts for that long.”
Kirk titty fucked Jenny, and Jenny made sure Kirk wouldn’t last that
long.
“YEAH BABY!!! FUCK MY MASSIVE MELONS, MY SOFT FIRM GLOBES, OHHHHH ,
YEAAAAAHHHH, THEY’RE SOOOO SOFT AND WARM
Jenny pressed the sides of her breasts tightly around Kirk’s dick and
he shot his wad all over her massive chest. Jenny took his softening
dick in his mouth and sucked him dry. Jenny then lifted her breasts to
her mouth and licked them clean as well.
Jenny started “Well that was fun………..UNNNNNNGGGGGGHHH!!”
Jenny was cut off by three fingers entering her pussy. “God, I love
you!!” Jenny shouted. Kirk finger fucked Jenny until she came twice
more and they both lied there exhausted till the next morning.
Kirk awoke the next morning and looked at the woman next to him. Jenny
McCarthy, still asleep and quite naked, lied next to him. He hadn’t
dreamt last night. He had lost his virginity to the woman of his dreams.
He looked at the time and remembered he had an early shift that
morning. He was confident that no other day at the restaurant would
equal his night with Jenny McCarthy.
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