[चुटकुले ही चुटकुले] Salary Theorem
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Deepak Shrivastava
Mar 28, 2008, 3:37:36 AM3/28/08
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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since:
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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Posted By Deepak Shrivastava to चुटकुले ही चुटकुले at 3/28/2008 12:35:00 AM
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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Posted By Deepak Shrivastava to चुटकुले ही चुटकुले at 3/28/2008 12:35:00 AM
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