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In article <A1B2000D8E82F4B3.132C9A75F9664AD9.C7CE1B72566F4FD6@library-
proxy.airnews.net>, Dave Davis <da...@airmail.net> writes
>READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....
>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
>the
>second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
>thinks
>nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron"
>The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He
>looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other
>club
>away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He
>is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a
>lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man
>decides
>to
>take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the
>man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole
>in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end
>of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks
>the
>frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go
>to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says,
>"Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
>" What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies,
>"Rabbit.3000,black
>6."
>Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the
>man
>figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across
>them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
>hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
>repay you.
>You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
>relies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
>frog
>did
>for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
>gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl
>ended up in my room."
>The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
>everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have ad
>luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
>five other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
>something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is
>not broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes
>
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